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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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#332 23-05-2008 1:17pm
Radharc na Sleibhte

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Hadn't a clue what I was at, so just filled her with as much saliva as possible.

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#333 23-05-2008 1:41pm
Ross_Mahon

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Donut wheels...

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#334 23-05-2008 1:44pm
Adam

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MikeHoncho wrote: »

LOL at Gowl. Great word.

Only in Cavan lad!

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#335 23-05-2008 1:44pm
Adam

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Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Donut wheels...

....what?

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#336 23-05-2008 1:56pm
Adam

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MikeHoncho wrote: »

LOL at Gowl. Great word.

Only in Cavan lad!

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#337 23-05-2008 2:36pm
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On her uberCatholic Nazi parent's couch

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#338 23-05-2008 2:38pm
Adam

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redfacedbear wrote: »

On her uberCatholic Nazi parent's couch

Ah the old airhump! How many first timers made that mistake?!

Not me, I was drunk so I made sure!

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#339 23-05-2008 2:46pm
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Mirror wrote: »

Ah the old airhump! How many first timers made that mistake?!

Not me, I was drunk so I made sure!

Bet she loved you for that :pac:

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#340 23-05-2008 2:49pm
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Ah the memories!

It all started when I was in my karate suit, and these aliens landed and I was fighting a big green female one, and things went a bit too far when we were on the ground wrestling.

Hmmmmmmmm......

Things ended badly soon after ... the fat green bitch couldnt keep her tenticles to herself ... the slut!!!

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#341 23-05-2008 3:29pm
Adam

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redfacedbear wrote: »

Bet she loved you for that :pac:

She cried.

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#342 18-01-2009 10:06pm
superfly

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let me just say there was a lot of alcohol involved

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#343 18-01-2009 10:26pm
SoWatchaWant

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Nothing out of the ordinary for me.

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#344 18-01-2009 10:31pm
Overheal

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Gandalf23 wrote: »

Ah the memories!

It all started when I was in my karate suit, and these aliens landed and I was fighting a big green female one, and things went a bit too far when we were on the ground wrestling.

Hmmmmmmmm......

Things ended badly soon after ... the fat green bitch couldnt keep her tenticles to herself ... the slut!!!

Gonorrhea is a terrible thing

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#345 18-01-2009 10:32pm
Abi

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Mirror wrote: »

She cried.

I wasnt crying. They was tears of orgasmic joy bebé ;-O

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#346 18-01-2009 10:34pm
samhail

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and i said i would never ever repeat it !!!

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#347 19-01-2009 12:05am
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Mine....well, I suppose a bed is a bed.

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#348 19-01-2009 1:16am
Ross_Mahon

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Keep away from Absinthe, the devils drink i tell ya!

Where The Hell Am I.jpg

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#349 19-01-2009 1:17am
Adam

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Abigayle wrote: »

I wasnt crying. They was tears of orgasmic joy bebé ;-O

lol good job!

i missed this thread...

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#350 19-01-2009 1:17am
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Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Keep away from Absinthe, the devils drink i tell ya!

Where The Hell Am I.jpg

Did your penis get caught between her boobs then ripped off as you rolled over?

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#351 19-01-2009 1:29am
MizzLolly

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Oh how I wish my sister wasn't on boards ...

*must resist partaking in thread*

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#352 19-01-2009 1:30am
[Jackass]

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Very late....very drunk....nowhere else to go...

My First Time

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#353 19-01-2009 1:33am
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MizzLolly wrote: »

Oh how I wish my sister wasn't on boards ...

*must resist partaking in thread*

Just pm it to me so as to get the desire to post the pic out of your system.

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#354 19-01-2009 1:37am
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[Jackass] wrote: »

Very late....very drunk....nowhere else to go...

My First Time

heh, snap

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#355 19-01-2009 1:52am
Local-womanizer

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Amazing time,:cool:

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#356 19-01-2009 1:56am
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Local-womanizer wrote: »

Amazing time,:cool:

What in the name of Mohammed's nipples...?!

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#357 19-01-2009 1:58am
Local-womanizer

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Kold wrote: »

What in the name of Mohammed's nipples...?!

Remember the scene in trainspotting with the toilet?Apply it to that....

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#358 19-01-2009 2:57am
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brianthebard wrote: »

Just pm it to me so as to get the desire to post the pic out of your system.

Hahahah nooo... :P

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#359 19-01-2009 3:18am
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http://omg.wthax.org/shame.jpg

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#360 19-01-2009 2:17pm
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I'm proud of how accurate I set the scene:o
Frustrating experience as it was:(

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#361 19-01-2009 3:07pm
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Sorry I wasn't listening at the start, it's a picture of me in the nip and my dog

...why would I want a parachute?

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