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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Only 1.23 AM in OC.


    To bed, or not to bed, that is the question?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Bed, I would assume.

    Q: Is that a sort of quote from Hamlet?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Hamburger Hamlet Restaurant in Hollywood.


    Perhaps they were talking about a bed of lettuce?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I guess they could have been :confused:

    Q: Would a lettuce bed reduce carbon emissions?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    A: Not if a meaty hamburger were to lie its dead head on it no.

    Q: Did you have a nice day? :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,271 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    yea it was alright.. tired tho!

    Too early to goto bed tho yet, right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    Way too early for bed! :)

    When can I move in my pets? :D lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Q+A: When you stop laughing? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,271 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Q+A: don't you know laughing is good for the soul? :p

    B2B: How's Friday for ya? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    :eek: oh ok so!

    Q: B'ah, Why no laughing allowed? :(:confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: It can be detected by terrorists.

    Q: Will you invite Al Que'da round for tea?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    A: No way, dumb glum from now on from b2b!!

    Q: Who's going to bring the horse to France? :(:(:(:(:(:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,271 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    I would but I don't think it'd fit in the back of my Passat. and I don't have a tow bar either! :p

    Is it running in a race?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    just dashes

    will the floor boards hold?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Floor-boards.ie....I like it.

    Would you like to polish them like the mods do, or dirty them with a sticky?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Don't like sticky feet!


    Like ones that are bare?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Oooooooh, yes, especially the ones that are able to use chopsticks!

    Should I tickle them now or later?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Tickling is punishable by having to wear silk boxers for one year!

    Could you live out your sentence?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Depends on what sort of treatment I recieve.

    Would you as my prision wardon wear a uniform?:p


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    The same one I normally wear at night.

    Would you want to be issued a spoon for your bean?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I come supplied with one intact.

    How does one best propogate said bean?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    By first warming her up.



    Then what would happen?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Gradual growth would bud forth...perhaps

    Garden close or let run wild?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    wild!


    Keep from getting bored too much?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Not really.

    Q: WHy does it always rain maninly on the plain?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    The windswept plains are sad.


    Sad or glad day for you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Sad, I think :confused:

    Q: Simpsons or South Park?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    OC!


    Like the bewitching hour?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I don't know what that is, so can't answer you there.

    Q: What is the difference between a duck?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 848 ✭✭✭Backtoblack


    Between a duck.. am.... I dunno.... Pass!

    Q: What's for lunch?


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