Q & A Thread

Kojak

A: You should, or else watch a Murder, She Wrote marathon.

Q: Will you watch the Murder, She Wrote marathon???????????????

boneless

Life is too short...

Will you take me to the ballet tonight?

Kojak

A: Only if you pay for a limousine.

Q: Can I have champagne?????????????????????????????????????????????

boneless

Yes. And a chicken sandwich if you want.


Will you wear a nice hat?

Kojak

A: Yes, I will have a bishop's hat.

Q: Why is there spuds in the car??????????

Lust4Life

Ah, you probably like that Asti Spumante crap.

How about I meet you at 8 with a bottle of Andre instead and I'll dance on my tippy toes?

Kojak

A: If you must.

Q: Why is there a giant cabbage in the community hall??????????

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. There isnt...

Q. Whats the story with your unhealthy relationship with cabbages?

Lust4Life

As they say in Wisconsin, He's a Fart Sniffer From WayBack!



Didn't you know?

Kojak

A: No, its news to me.

Q: Why does a skunk always smell of sh1t??????????????

boneless

They don't. They smell like three week old baby vomit mixed with cat pee.


How many times do you do it a day?

Kojak

A: If you mean posting on boards, I's say 100 times a day.

Q: Why do you want to know??????????????

Donegal Lass

because we're nosey beggers...

arent you?

Kojak

Q+A: Aren't I what??????????????????????????????????????????????????

boneless

A nosey begger too.

Can we get married next Thursday?

Lust4Life

Um. I can't.



How about a year from next Thursday?

Dirk Gently

A I'll check my diary to see if I'm available

Q whats the point having a roof in my office if it just lets the rain in anyway.

Lust4Life

You's gettin baptized!


You keep a diary?:p

Dirk Gently

A Yeah, a little pink one with love hearts and teddy bears on the cover.

Q doesn't every bloke have a little pink diary. I was told it's very manly to have one.

Lust4Life

Only someone as sexy as you can get away with that.


Can't you just picture Hail with one?

Kojak

A: No, I can't.

Q: Why is the butcher selling severed human heads at €2.00/lb?????????

Lust4Life

they must not be fresh.
Hubby fried up a Deer Heart today. It smelled pretty good, but I just can't eat Bambi.


Could you eat Bambi's heart?

Kojak

A: No, isn't bambi something like 80 years old.

Q: Why would anyone want to eat 80 year old meat?????????????

Lust4Life

Oh maybe some desperate 80 year old woman... (Oh I did NOT say that!:eek: )


Shouldn't I be ashamed of myself?

Donegal Lass

eeeewwwww yes!!

why would you say such things?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Because she has a sick dirty mind...

Q. Will I fall asleep in this meeting?

Kojak

A: Yes, any person worth his salt knows that meeting are the most boring places on earth.

Q: Should Osama Bin Laden dress up in Pink or Lavender for the TCN Christmas Party??????????????????

boneless

No. It would not suit his complexion.

Will you take me to the party?

Kojak

A: I can't, I'm already bringing someone else.

Q: Why don't you ask Mary Harney to go with you?? She could wear her mini-bikini you love soooo much

boneless

She won't talk to me since she found out about "that" incident...


Can I just sit in the corner at the party and stare lovingly but hopelessly at you?