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  • #6002
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I have many reasons - but I'm not telling you.

    Q: Can a mechanic perform open-heart surgery on a platipus???


  • #6003
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    i think so

    where ye from?


  • #6004
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: ye olde england :D:D

    Q: Why does laxatives make you sh1t?????????


  • #6005
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    thats what they are supposed to do!

    why are you taking laxatives?


  • #6006
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Why do you think. :D:D

    Q: Anyone got any toilet paper???????


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  • #6007
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    here ya go...

    you owe me?z


  • #6008
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yeah, I owe you a fist of grass.

    Q: What will you do with this fist of grass?????????


  • #6009
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Plant out a beautiful lawn.

    Pre-fertilized?


  • #6010
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'll fertilize you!

    too far?


  • #6011
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    maybe but priceless :D!

    so any men this weather hun?


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  • #6012
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, I've sworn off men!

    Didn't ya know?


  • #6013
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    darlin I've always got men!

    Didn't you know??!


  • #6014
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    But you haven't got the best one yet.

    Who is the best one????


  • #6015
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Boneless!!!!

    Isn't he?


  • #6016
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I wouldn't touch him.... never know what he has.... filthy commie....


    Is Seb the cutest ever?


  • #6017
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yes it's true, he truely is. FACT!

    ain't it the truth?


  • #6018
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I would.... sh!t... I have!!!

    Do you like Pinot Noir?


  • #6019
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I think so....

    red or white?


  • #6020
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Red. Vinyard called "Crossings"... NZ... a mate of mine introduced me to it. Sex in a bottle!

    Can wine be described as sexy?


  • #6021
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    My Lambrusco is light and bouncy... like me.
    So yes, Wine CAN be sexy!




    A little wine makes it all worth while, doesn't it?


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  • #6022
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A little.. yes. But tonight I am throwing off restraint!!! Lambrusco... that brings back memories of being a teenager in the fields around Dublin...

    Is it ok to mix red with white...?? (I'm running out of red...)


  • #6023
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Its fine, I'd say.

    Q: Why is the weather so sh1te?????


  • #6024
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh it was a gorgeous day here! No Jacket Required! Only a sweater - lessen I wanted to show off my natural temp sensors :eek:


    More than you needed to know?


  • #6025
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Because we are all bold and the gods want to punish us. Or maybe because it's November....

    Do you like running your fingers through mountain heather?


  • #6026
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, its brilliant.

    Q: Do you like running your fingers through dogsh1t????


  • #6027
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    oh no,please carry on


    why is getting xmas presents for the family such a nightmare?





    too slow and i could`nt be arsed editing it


  • #6028
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Become a Pagan like me....

    Can we all go out for a drink sometime?


  • #6029
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Lust4Life wrote:
    Oh it was a gorgeous day here! No Jacket Required! Only a sweater - lessen I wanted to show off my natural temp sensors :eek:


    More than you needed to know?

    What are they?? I'm a bit confused...


  • #6030
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I don't know what they are either. :confused:

    Q: Where is Bosco's hide-out?????????


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  • #6031
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    The John Henry Newman Building, UCDD, Belfield, Dublin 4. I have coffee with him most days.

    Which is worse... a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me?


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