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The most racist thing you’ve done,

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  • 20-01-2019 11:49pm
    #1
    Cody montana
    Registered Users Posts: 5,236 ✭✭✭


    I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

    And you?


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    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    I only eat white chocolate...


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    #3
    [Deleted User]
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    Objecting to Travellers being accorded ethnic minority status.


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    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Cody montana wrote: »
    I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

    And you?

    It's Chips Curry


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    alchemist33
    Registered Users Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Polished my shoes last night and accidentally got some polish on my face. Was so ashamed when I looked in the mirror that I actually handed myself in to Twitter.


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    #6
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Watched Menace II Society and laughed at the use of the N word


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    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    It's Chips Curry

    It is in its hole.

    Curry chips as per the Oxford Dictionary (maybe)


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    Cody montana
    Registered Users Posts: 5,236 ✭✭✭Cody montana


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    It's Chips Curry

    Racist


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    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,469 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    I watched blazing saddles a few weeks ago and laughed at it. I'm going to hell.


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    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    Cody montana wrote: »
    I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

    And you?

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    Gonad
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭Gonad


    My uncle married a black lady and she had a few black kids.

    I once called one of them by the wrong name and stupidly said “which one are you again. “


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    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Cody montana wrote: »
    I once threw some curry chips in the air.
    And you?

    You horrible, horrible man. But yer no racist.


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    Twenty Grand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭Twenty Grand


    I had a piss and didn't pay the man.


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    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Twenty Grand wrote: »
    I had a piss and didn't pay the man.

    Jesus H Christ...

    Ive read some horrible things on Boards one being man gets hit by a train but this....this is just too much


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    Eamonn8448
    Registered Users Posts: 135 ✭✭Eamonn8448


    i ate all the black ones out of the jellybaby bag .


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    #16
    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    I refused to just tackle the elephant in the room and ask the "local" taxi man once where he was originally from.


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    Marengo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭Marengo


    Cameroon lady next door was trying to set me up with her sister.

    She asked me did I fancy 'brown girls from Cameroon's?

    I said I didn't mind. I lied.I don't fancy girls from Cameroon :(


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    6541
    Registered Users Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭6541


    In an Irish bar in Sydney, Salvation Army came in looking for money. I was drunk, I called them English protestants etc. Didn't give them any money, they left the bar. I am not very proud of my stupid racist actions. I am now older and more mature....


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    #19
    Cody montana
    Registered Users Posts: 5,236 ✭✭✭Cody montana


    The Talking Bread wrote: »
    I refused to ask the "local" taxi man once where he was originally from.

    Is that racist? Oh ****!


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    lbc2019
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    I told all the straight white men that I was sick of their shít


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,038 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I refused to give some of my. Pocket money to the body babies, the the logic they didn't have anything to spend it on.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    The Talking Bread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,050 ✭✭✭✭The Talking Bread


    Cody montana wrote: »
    Is that racist? Oh ****!

    I did jump straight to the assumption that he loved soccer and supported Arsenal though so I wasn't all that bad.


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    lbc2019
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


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    Even worse if you were sprayed by a Lynx.

    he brought his cat?


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    #24
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    I refused to give some of my. Pocket money to the body babies, the the logic they didn't have anything to spend it on.

    Those poor body babies...whatever the **** they are


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    lbc2019
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    Those poor body babies...whatever the **** they are

    babies with no limbs?


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    #26
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users Posts: 2,241 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    lbc2019 wrote: »
    babies with no limbs?

    Spider babies..body of a spider and the head of a baby..if Princeess Consuela Hayla Whola gave money theyd be normal babies or possibly spiders


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    Father Hernandez
    Registered Users Posts: 11,202 ✭✭✭✭Father Hernandez


    Working in a bar in Dublin a number of years ago.

    Quiet enough around lunchtime, there was 3/4 tables of people, 1 of them with 3 Asians eating lunch.

    I was chatting to a colleague who was on his break eating lunch at the bar when an Asian man walked in & caught my eye about to ask me a question.

    Without hesitation, I said “They’re over there” pointing to the table of Asians.

    Yer man looks at me as if I’ve two heads and proceeds to ask if we have a menu he can look at as his family want to come in for food. Said colleague nearly spat out his soup laughing.


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,038 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    lbc2019 wrote: »
    babies with no limbs?

    This may have been in a previous incarnation now I come to think of it...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #29
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    On a job which required teams to work together.

    There was one black fella, and he was a narky unhelpful little so and so.

    My team was behind and one of the team in a moment of desperation suggested we ask narky black lad for help.

    I had one of my 'lesser moments' and jokingly muttered 'yo fck that nigga' in a gangsta style, thinking he was too far away to hear.

    Turned out he wasn't.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



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    #30
    lbc2019
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    greencap wrote: »
    On a job which required teams to work together.

    There was one black fella, and he was a narky unhelpful little so and so.

    My team was behind and one of the team in a moment of desperation suggested we ask narky black lad for help.

    I had one of my 'lesser moments' and jokingly muttered 'yo fck that nigga' in a gangsta style, thinking he was too far away to hear.

    Turned out he wasn't.

    How was the HR meeting?


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    #31
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    lbc2019 wrote: »
    How was the HR meeting?

    Nah, he didn't.

    But I did get labelled as the local nazi for a while.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



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