Things That Trivially Annoy You.

4Ad · 13-04-2019 6:14am

Neighbours cows bellowing all night, I moved to another bedroom and I could still hear them. It's going beyond trivial at this stage...
(Sleep deprived grumpiness kicking in)

the beer revolu · 13-04-2019 9:08am

Fcuker in next room in hotel.
Wanted to make a phone call at 7.30. It would appear that he didn't want to disturb his partner so he made the phone call in the hall - disturbing everyone else!

13-04-2019 9:16am

the beer revolu wrote: »

Fcuker in next room in hotel.
Wanted to make a phone call at 7.30. It would appear that he didn't want to disturb his partner so he made the phone call in the hall - disturbing everyone else!

Probably ringing his wife lol.

Sorry about that · 13-04-2019 9:30am

Michael Healy-Rae. Can’t stand him, he annoys me more and more every time I see him/hear his hollible vice.

cj maxx · 13-04-2019 9:36am

People. “Tidying “ up my stuff when all they are doing to moving it to where I didn’t leave it . Letters, chargers etc when I leave them out on the table.
I leave them out to remind me to take them with me or post etc and then have to search every drawer looking for them.
A 5 minute job turns into a 30 minute one !

Ariadne · 13-04-2019 10:05am

Widdershins wrote: »

ta with the batsh1t stories by people nothing better to do, who've never even spoken to me. Allegedly I'm riding everything with a pulse. There was me thinking I was grieving a husband so that's nice to know! Explains why some men have been cocky with me lately . I'm going to set up a lesbian island , all donations welcome .

I'm really sorry for your loss. It must be hard enough to be grieving without people gossiping about you too.

I'd happily join you on that lesbian Island

CrowdedHouse · 13-04-2019 11:56am

OK Spotify I already signed up for the premium trial several days ago, stop sending feckin' emails about it.

Strumms · 13-04-2019 12:44pm

4Ad wrote: »

Neighbours cows bellowing all night, I moved to another bedroom and I could still hear them. It's going beyond trivial at this stage...
(Sleep deprived grumpiness kicking in)

Have you tried talking to them, the neighbours not the cows that is although maybe both would help... can the cows be moved to a further away part of the property ? A barn perhaps?

castletownman · 13-04-2019 12:50pm

When a contestant is patently not good enough on the Chase, and gets knocked out quickly by the Chaser, yet Bradley comforts them with 'unlucky. You were a good player'

Not you weren't. Get off the stage loser!

Bredabe · 13-04-2019 1:28pm

This message constantly, 'Your computer is short of storage space' 'We need to install updates for your safety', 'Your computer doesn't have space for the needed downloads'.
Yup and who put so little storage and so much clutter that it cant update when it needs too?
FO, nothing I can do, away with you constantly reminding me of its not my fault issues.

6 times this am I've gotten this.:eek::(:mad::mad::mad::rolleyes:

Up Donegal · 13-04-2019 1:32pm

Those wonderful, very thoughtful people who call you and tell they're from Microsoft and insist that there's a major problem with your computer which needs to be rectified immediately and that they can do just that!!

NewbridgeIR · 13-04-2019 1:46pm

Went out for breakfast and decided to get a few groceries afterwards. Need Gouda which is much nicer in Tesco than Dunnes so went into Tesco.

Got a few things and came home. Just realise that I forgot to get the Gouda which was my primary reason for going there.

Erik Shun · 13-04-2019 2:02pm

Friend of mine coming down from Cork today for a visit, she started chemo 2 weeks ago.....and i woke up today with a cold/flu thingy, had to cancel, ...balls

CrowdedHouse · 13-04-2019 2:41pm

I occasionally tell the dogs I'm going to the bathroom cos if they think I'm going to the kitchen they will follow in the hope of treats.....I'm a lost cause aren't I?

RMAOK · 13-04-2019 2:48pm

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

I occasionally tell the dogs I'm going to the bathroom cos if they think I'm going to the kitchen they will follow in the hope of treats.....I'm a lost cause aren't I?

The dogs have you well trained.....

New Home · 13-04-2019 3:10pm

Potty trained!

Widdershins · 13-04-2019 3:40pm

One of ex's dogs won't go out if she's told but will run out if she sees you going to the door. Manages to get in your way whichever way you turn . I have to use reverse psychology, make for the door with the firewood /laundry basket , and shut the door fast before she twigs. TBH you'd have to be strange to hate dogs, but I think I'm off them for life .

freshpopcorn · 13-04-2019 4:14pm

When you turn the tap on at the bath and the person before you never turned off the shower setting!

heldel00 · 13-04-2019 4:21pm

Strumms wrote: »

Have you tried talking to them, the neighbours not the cows that is although maybe both would help... can the cows be moved to a further away part of the property ? A barn perhaps?

I really can't tell if you're joking or not?!

Widdershins · 13-04-2019 5:44pm

Succubus_ wrote: »

I'm really sorry for your loss. It must be hard enough to be grieving without people gossiping about you too.

I'd happily join you on that lesbian Island

Appreciated

Now *you* would be more than welcome

ta that I've lost most of my Irish

'cause Ireland's first lesbian island needs an Irish name

CrowdedHouse · 13-04-2019 5:49pm

Widdershins wrote: »

'cause Ireland's first lesbian island needs an Irish name

Oilean na mban ?

Widdershins · 13-04-2019 6:07pm

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Oilean na mban ?

That's perfect

I'm so taken with it, I forgot it wasn't real for a second

If ye can see this, this is going to be our sign. I think it's from a Behemoth album cover, but they won't mind...

https://scontent.fdub4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/39062943_1450049265138938_6312167444697841664_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_eui2=AeGAcv79pbIDZZoroMDYodB_caj657cZP18vs_UMDHge0WWQLHNZwyNnYIiSMDPQR3tFRpORDhXpT7jBF86ysZGLnXr97z_qdmwsC8BlG2MMyg&_nc_ht=scontent.fdub4-1.fna&oh=9891fd6b6eb6fda122b4207eb3bf6ee2&oe=5D42020A

Ariadne · 13-04-2019 6:18pm

Widdershins wrote: »

That's perfect I'm so taken with it, I forgot it wasn't real for a second

If ye can see this, this is going to be our sign. I think it's from a Behemoth album cover, but they won't mind...

https://scontent.fdub4-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/39062943_1450049265138938_6312167444697841664_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_eui2=AeGAcv79pbIDZZoroMDYodB_caj657cZP18vs_UMDHge0WWQLHNZwyNnYIiSMDPQR3tFRpORDhXpT7jBF86ysZGLnXr97z_qdmwsC8BlG2MMyg&_nc_ht=scontent.fdub4-1.fna&oh=9891fd6b6eb6fda122b4207eb3bf6ee2&oe=5D42020A

Oilean na mBan, population 2. Sounds like heaven. If we have a disagreement we can occupy different parts of the island

Erik Shun · 13-04-2019 6:32pm

Isle of Inis-gee?

Strumms · 13-04-2019 6:55pm

heldel00 wrote: »

I really can't tell if you're joking or not?!

The scary part is neither can I :eek:

Erik Shun · 13-04-2019 6:58pm

Joey Barton... being a bit of a dick again today

Sephiroth_dude · 14-04-2019 2:15am

Passive aggressive comments from muppet siblings.

freshpopcorn · 14-04-2019 2:52am

When you see there's a new shop opening in your area and your excited to see what it will be.
Then you find out it's another hair dressers/nail salon.

RMAOK · 14-04-2019 11:14am

Sh1te weather.

Brendan Bendar · 14-04-2019 11:29am

Wind would strip the skin off a tomato.

Kitty6277 · 14-04-2019 2:35pm

Urban Decay have a a Game of Thrones makeup collection out. I’m mad after the eyeshadow palette so I went to order it today. Only ships to the UK. Grand, says I, I’ll use my AddressPal address. Needs a phone number starting with +44 and so won’t accept my Irish number

donegal_man · 14-04-2019 3:04pm

Aldi freezer compartment labelled as "frozen peppers/mushrooms" was filled with butternut squash.

BillieT · 14-04-2019 3:27pm

Timewasters on Adverts.ie :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Gwynplaine · 14-04-2019 3:29pm

Eating all day, and still hungry.

Brendan Bendar · 14-04-2019 4:05pm

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Eating all day, and still hungry.

Check for worms...

Widdershins · 14-04-2019 4:14pm

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Urban Decay have a a Game of Thrones makeup collection out. I’m mad after the eyeshadow palette so I went to order it today. Only ships to the UK. Grand, says I, I’ll use my AddressPal address. Needs a phone number starting with +44 and so won’t accept my Irish number

Use theirs if it's listed on the website (UD's) ?

Don't want to inflict my ta's on ye atm, will wait til I can see the funny side

Kitty6277 · 14-04-2019 4:17pm

Widdershins wrote: »

Use theirs if it's listed on the website (UD's) ?

Don't want to inflict my ta's on ye atm, will wait til I can see the funny side

Ooh I’d never have thought of that! I’ll check it out, thank you!

Erik Shun · 14-04-2019 4:46pm

Tv advert for Elf the musical in December.... fck right off..8 months time and I couldn't think of anything worse to sit thru in the theatre

Kitty6277 · 14-04-2019 7:36pm

Just been told my granny had a heart attack. LAST SUNDAY. Why am I only finding out now? Oh my dad is some cnut :mad::mad:

BillieT · 14-04-2019 9:24pm

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Just been told my granny had a heart attack. LAST SUNDAY. Why am I only finding out now? Oh my dad is some cnut :mad::mad:

My mother had cancer, and a stranger told me two months later. My whole family are cnuts :mad::mad:

Doctors room ghost · 14-04-2019 9:53pm

Attention seekers on Facebook who spell their name in Irish just to stand out from the crowd.
Ffs you haven’t a word of Irish and you probably had to use google to spell your name in Irish but carry on please.

cj maxx · 14-04-2019 10:04pm

Drivers doing 100kph on a good stretch of road suddenly hit the brakes and slow down to 60 / 80 when they see a speedo van . ffs you’re not braking the law !

New Home · 14-04-2019 10:05pm

cjmc wrote: »

Drivers doing 100kph on a good stretch of road suddenly hit the brakes and slow down to 60 / 80 when they see a speedo van . ffs you’re not braking the law !

:pac: Freudian slip? :pac:

Sephiroth_dude · 14-04-2019 10:32pm

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Just been told my granny had a heart attack. LAST SUNDAY. Why am I only finding out now? Oh my dad is some cnut :mad::mad:

Hope she's alright kitty

Toxicity in people.

thomil · 14-04-2019 10:37pm

TA'd at my weather station. EVERY TIME I change the batteries at the external sensor, the first temperature reading is up in the twenties, regardless of how long I put the sensor out to acclimate. It usually takes half an hour to get back to normal, and screws up all my averages, particularly for the colder months!!!

Kitty6277 · 14-04-2019 11:16pm

BillieT wrote: »

My mother had cancer, and a stranger told me two months later. My whole family are cnuts :mad::mad:

Family, eh?

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Hope she's alright kitty

Toxicity in people.

Thanks Seph. Apparently she’s fine, but I’m gonna head down to see her on Tuesday.

cj maxx · 14-04-2019 11:48pm

People who post here about Irish people supporting English soccer teams ( Liverpool/ Man U )and not Irish ones .
Maybe it’s the bigger occasion, ie the roar of 40000 people not 40. Maybe it’s the far higher standard they play . It’s maybe a whole load of things but why oh why should you give a sh1t

branie2 · 14-04-2019 11:52pm

My cough and cold

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 15-04-2019 12:01am

Boris Johnson's head.

bubbles o hara · 15-04-2019 12:02am

Very trivial indeed, but my hubby's love for Game of Thrones. He's set his alarm for 1:30 am, because the show returns at 2am tonight/this morning. He gets up at five am for work, ffs.

But I love the bones of him, so I'll let this pass....as long as he doesn't wake me. :pac:

Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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