Masturbation

Kylta · 24-09-2020 10:47am

My cock just died, some heartless c%nt place the head of Michael Martin on my picture of my beloved sheep. How sick and cruel can folks be

Stigura · 24-09-2020 6:34pm

Is this thread ready for this?

Faze11 · 24-09-2020 10:38pm

Stigura wrote: »

Is this thread ready for this?

Somehow, I think so.

jmlad2020 · 25-09-2020 6:54pm

OP doesn't have a girlfriend

Zascar · 25-09-2020 8:13pm

jmlad2020 wrote: »

OP doesn't have a girlfriend

Just wait till you have a wife.

Jimmy Twotimes · 25-09-2020 9:14pm

I'm one month into nofap and I feel great. I'm being way social at work, I'm more confident. I'm feeling more motivated and more 'clear headed'.

Aiming for at least 90 days. I want to undo the damage porn has done to my brain.

worded · 25-09-2020 9:15pm

Zascar wrote: »

Just wait till you have a wife.

I never thought a platonic relationship could
work until i got married.

PsychoPete · 25-09-2020 9:16pm

Jimmy Twotimes wrote: »

I'm one month into nofap and I feel great. I'm being way social at work, I'm more confident. I'm feeling more motivated and more 'clear headed'.

Aiming for at least 90 days. I want to undo the damage porn has done to my brain.

I'd love if it undone the damage to my computer

jmlad2020 · 25-09-2020 11:41pm

Jimmy Twotimes wrote: »

I'm one month into nofap and I feel great. I'm being way social at work, I'm more confident. I'm feeling more motivated and more 'clear headed'.

Aiming for at least 90 days. I want to undo the damage porn has done to my brain.

Good man. Keep it up. Don't be a wanker

completedit · 27-09-2020 12:48am

I don't see how men don't get burnt by porn; especially men whose whole youth and idea of sex is based off rubbing one out to some hot babe with huge tits. Trying to go nofap myself but then I think of some hot porn babe and I'll give in

27-09-2020 12:57am

Gael23 wrote: »

Lads when your **** do you stop tugging until when the juice is about to flow or keep at it?

I stop and let it flow as I find it's less messy.

If I have a companion giving the hand shandy, I like a good continuation of the tug.

StupidLikeAFox · 27-09-2020 1:09am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

If I have a companion giving the hand shandy, I like a good continuation of the tug.

I would enjoy a continuation of the tug m'lady, you might say

Gael23 · 27-09-2020 9:08am

Got down to business last night and I squirted right up onto my head. About a metre distance

downthemiddle · 27-09-2020 9:17am

Jimmy Twotimes wrote: »

I'm one month into nofap and I feel great. I'm being way social at work, I'm more confident. I'm feeling more motivated and more 'clear headed'.

Aiming for at least 90 days. I want to undo the damage porn has done to my brain.

Name change to Jimmy Notimes required.

Gael23 · 27-09-2020 3:51pm

What are your favourite lubes boys?

Nexytus · 27-09-2020 4:25pm

Sex is alright.
But you can't beat the real thing.

Jimmy Twotimes · 27-09-2020 4:49pm

completedit wrote: »

I don't see how men don't get burnt by porn; especially men whose whole youth and idea of sex is based off rubbing one out to some hot babe with huge tits. Trying to go nofap myself but then I think of some hot porn babe and I'll give in

And these porn sites are run by some really dodgy people who don't care about the content they host $$$$$$

I'd rather not corrupt my soul so certain people can get rich.

Kylta · 27-09-2020 5:14pm

You either watch porn and **** or you don't watch porn and ****, who gives a **** anyway

Gael23 · 27-09-2020 9:38pm

Kylta wrote: »

You either watch porn and **** or you don't watch porn and ****, who gives a **** anyway

Porn does help. Just depends on what kind of porn gets the juices flowing

Kylta · 27-09-2020 9:51pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Porn does help. Just depends on what kind of porn gets the juices flowing

Did you not have that **** yet?

greenspurs · 28-09-2020 9:17am

Gael23 wrote: »

Got down to business last night and I squirted right up onto my head. About a metre distance

Back 'in the day' , one of the lads used to jack off into a 2l bottle of coke (empty) , he was trying to fill it, but that attempt stopped when his mam found the 3/4 full bottle !!!

Gael23 · 28-09-2020 9:35am

greenspurs wrote: »

Back 'in the day' , one of the lads used to jack off into a 2l bottle of coke (empty) , he was trying to fill it, but that attempt stopped when his mam found the 3/4 full bottle !!!

I don’t even want to think about what that smelled likeðŸ€®

Sakana · 28-09-2020 10:19pm

Gael23 wrote: »

I don’t even want to think about what that smelled like&#55356;&#56366;

Like rot.

Feisar · 29-09-2020 8:53am

blinding wrote: »

Has anyone ever worn a Penis Out ? ?

I enflamed or had a slightly swollen foreskin from it when I was a young lad. I was at home on my own for the day.

Fireball81 · 29-09-2020 9:03am

Mid 40s, married with 2 kids....still knock one out most days, sometimes at home, sometimes relieve a bit of the old pressure in the disabled jacks at work.

When I was a lot younger think my record was 8 **** in a day, knob was red and helmet very sensitive, didn't do that again!

Keeps the pipes clean...perfectly normal as we all know.

As for lube, sometimes spit sometimes baby oil.

Zascar · 29-09-2020 9:29am

Try coconut oil, best by a mile.

greenspurs · 29-09-2020 9:36am

Zascar wrote: »

Try coconut oil, best by a mile.

+1

Gael23 · 29-09-2020 9:44am

Fireball81 wrote: »

Mid 40s, married with 2 kids....still knock one out most days, sometimes at home, sometimes relieve a bit of the old pressure in the disabled jacks at work.

When I was a lot younger think my record was 8 **** in a day, knob was red and helmet very sensitive, didn't do that again!

Keeps the pipes clean...perfectly normal as we all know.

As for lube, sometimes spit sometimes baby oil.

Do you get at it with the Mrs that much?

Stigura · 29-09-2020 6:11pm

Why do people oil coconuts

dubrov · 29-09-2020 6:55pm

Gael23 wrote:

Do you get at it with the Mrs that much?

He already said he was married

Gael23 · 29-09-2020 8:53pm

dubrov wrote: »

He already said he was married

Yeah but he didn’t say how active they are between the sheets

greenspurs · 30-09-2020 12:59pm

Zascar wrote: »

Try coconut oil, best by a mile.

Tis expensive though for a jar !
But I suppose it is a large jar.

WD40 is cheaper :P

Gael23 · 30-09-2020 9:08pm

Any recommendations for porn or whatever helps get things started?

Stigura · 30-09-2020 10:57pm

Rikand wrote: »

Contrary to what the guys at Whitest Kids say, you always finish!

Stigura wrote: »

Is this thread ready for this?

(Repeats Rikand's chube clip!)

:eek:

Rikand, I'm So sorry!!! How I missed your post, I'll never know.

Then, I randomly came across the same thing on chube. And I hate it when people don't read a thread and double post stuff?

greenspurs · 01-10-2020 11:10am

Gael23 wrote: »

Any recommendations for porn or whatever helps get things started?

I don't think naming sites etc is allowed

Kylta · 01-10-2020 11:25am

greenspurs wrote: »

Tis expensive though for a jar !
But I suppose it is a large jar.

WD40 is cheaper :P

I think for everybodys sake Gael 23 needs to get himself a piece if liver and a bottle (wide top) and get it over and done with. To be truthful Lads I thinking of having a wip round for him so he can get his rocks off.

Loafing Oaf · 01-10-2020 11:30am

BrianD3 wrote: »

One concept that I'm unsure about though is that of the Wisdom **** and the related Post **** Clarity.

Dara O'Briain has a great routine about this: in that ten minutes after an orgasm, it's like the matrix has been switched off and you see the world as it really is

greenspurs · 05-10-2020 9:38am

No nut November is coming :P

StupidLikeAFox · 05-10-2020 1:16pm

Gael23 wrote: »

Any recommendations for porn or whatever helps get things started?

Have you tried the internet?

greenspurs · 05-10-2020 2:14pm

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

Have you tried the internet?

Does Family Album still have a Lingerie section in its brochures ?

:D

Gael23 · 05-10-2020 2:22pm

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

Have you tried the internet?

Can’t beat pornhub.

Loafing Oaf · 05-10-2020 3:25pm

greenspurs wrote: »

No nut November is coming :P

Or not, as the case may be...

Gael23 · 05-10-2020 3:46pm

greenspurs wrote: »

No nut November is coming :P

November is prostate cancer awareness month. Regukar ejaculation helps the prostate

Richard Hillman · 05-10-2020 3:52pm

Cigarette, ****, then bed. That's my night time routine.

mr.anonymous · 05-10-2020 4:04pm

Is this a five minute chore for most people? Do you try to slow down and experience the bodily sensations or just tug with speed, clean up and fall asleep?

Porn adds intensity but over time it's screwing with your reward system. We'll never get the same excitement and novelty from a real partner. Look up PIED.

Gael23 · 05-10-2020 4:08pm

mr.anonymous wrote: »

Is this a five minute chore for most people? Do you try to slow down and experience the bodily sensations or just tug with speed, clean up and fall asleep?

Porn adds intensity but over time it's screwing with your reward system. We'll never get the same excitement and novelty from a real partner. Look up PIED.

Takes me. about 10 minutes. Get hm hard, lube up, look at something saucy then start tugging

Gael23 · 07-10-2020 4:10pm

In work all day with my erect penis rubbing against my pants waiting to be jerked

Stigura · 07-10-2020 4:12pm

Jellocube wrote: »

I practice semen retention so generally try to avoid masturbation.

OP does that, by clenching his sphincter.

Fuascailteoir · 07-10-2020 4:16pm

greenspurs wrote: »

Does Family Album still have a Lingerie section in its brochures ? :D

The fella on a packet of quaker oats has long hair if someone is stuck ... Can't remember what stand up comedian used that one

Gael23 · 09-11-2020 9:34pm

Nothing like good porn to get the juices flowing is there

Masturbation

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