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Masturbation

  • 15-09-2020 12:46PM
    #1
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,142 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    I’m 29 and I knock one out most mornings.
    Should you start to wean yourself off playing with it as you get older?
    Post edited by ancapailldorcha on


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Comments

  • #2
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Keep **** for as long as you can.

    You dont know what you have until its gone. Keep at it.


  • #3
    DopeTech
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,164 ✭✭✭DopeTech


    You should look into outsourcing!


  • #4
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,142 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    McGinniesta wrote: »
    Keep **** for as long as you can.

    You dont know what you have until its gone. Keep at it.

    Supposed to be good for the prostate apparently


  • #5
    tastyt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭tastyt


    Only once a day?

    Amateur


  • #6
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,142 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    tastyt wrote: »
    Only once a day?

    Amateur

    Might manage to dream out a second know if I’m aroused enough!

    Any good techniques to spice things up?


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  • #7
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,755 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    DopeTech wrote: »
    You should look into outsourcing!

    I dunno...
    A little Indian lad, smiling at me and saying...
    tenor.gif

    Might be a mood killer.


  • #8
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    It is very natural, enjoy your life and make the most of it.


  • #9
    Samuel T. Cogley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,679 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Might manage to dream out a second know if I’m aroused enough!

    Any good techniques to spice things up?

    Autoeroticasphyxiation


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 15,055 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gael23 wrote: »
    most mornings.


    Morning? Jesus. In the morning time I can barely get my eyelids up. :o


  • #11
    KaneToad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭KaneToad


    Gael23 wrote: »
    Supposed to be good for the prostate apparently

    It's recommended to ejaculate 21 times in a month to reduce prostate cancer.

    Mandatory joke: I'm ok up to December 2022...


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  • #12
    Bandana boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,353 ✭✭✭Bandana boy




  • #13
    BrianD3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,980 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    Your balls are an ocean.


  • #14
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,142 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Makes me feel a bit better for sure


  • #15
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    I remember my first, it never really leaves you.

    Defining moment in my life.


  • #16
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    On the hour every hour just like sky news


  • #17
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,392 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    I remember my first, it never really leaves you.

    Defining moment in my life.
    If it doesn't leave you you're doing it wrong.


  • #18
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭blinding


    Its not something you can over practice ! !


  • #19
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,890 ✭✭✭worded


    hands on experience
    https://www.webmd.com/men/guide/male-masturbation-5-things-you-didnt-know#1


  • #20
    dan1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    On the hour every hour just like sky news

    A Kay Burley fan?


  • #21
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    dan1895 wrote: »
    A Kay Burley fan?

    Careful tiger, if Rupert finds out....


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  • #22
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭blinding


    Has anyone ever worn a Penis Out ? ?


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,506 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    blinding wrote: »
    Has anyone ever worn a Penis Out ? ?

    If you masturbate a lot it can reduce the feeling and ability to cum during normal sex. However, I think when they say 'a lot' they mean more than a few times a week


  • #24
    Greyfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,212 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Niner leprauchan wrote: »
    If you masturbate a lot it can reduce the feeling and ability to cum during normal sex. However, I think when they say 'a lot' they mean more than a few times a week

    I reckon this is very common and for some it only takes a few times a week. It's very easy to get addicted to porn.


  • #25
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,142 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    Niner leprauchan wrote: »
    If you masturbate a lot it can reduce the feeling and ability to cum during normal sex. However, I think when they say 'a lot' they mean more than a few times a week

    Wouldn’t want to be a daily ritual so.


  • #26
    senordingdong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,673 ✭✭✭✭senordingdong


    In the morning!?!
    Jesus I'm only fit for a sleep afterwards. Couldn't imagine 'starting the day' with one.


  • #27
    bfa1509
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭bfa1509


    Gael23 wrote: »
    I’m 29 and I knock one out most mornings.

    That's fine as long as it's consensual.


  • #28
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,142 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    bfa1509 wrote: »
    That's fine as long as it's consensual.

    Once it’s attached to my body consent is implied


  • #29
    Stigura
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,682 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Niner leprauchan wrote: »
    If you masturbate a lot it can reduce the feeling and ability to cum during normal sex.

    That statement resonates with what they tend to preach on the Fleshlight forum ~ or so a friend was telling me! :D They make reference to " The Death Grip "

    Dunno. Never really thought about trying to crush myself during the act. And as for " normal sex ", again? At my age? In my condition? Ha, ha, ha! Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaaa!!!

    Boo, hoo! :(


  • #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,506 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stigura wrote: »
    That statement resonates with what they tend to preach on the Fleshlight forum ~ or so a friend was telling me! :D They make reference to " The Death Grip "

    Dunno. Never really thought about trying to crush myself during the act. And as for " normal sex ", again? At my age? In my condition? Ha, ha, ha! Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaaa!!!

    Boo, hoo! :(

    Knock yourself out whenever you want but unless your 16 again, 5 times a day is probable excessive 😀


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  • #31
    BrianD3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,980 ✭✭✭BrianD3


    I think Billy Connolly has a gag about **** to get his heart started when he wakes in the morning. It is like a magic drug, helps you sleep at night and wake up in the morning hence why 2 a day is a good idea.

    One concept that I'm unsure about though is that of the Wisdom **** and the related Post **** Clarity.

    When is the best time to make a decision

    1) Shortly before unloading
    2) Shortly after unloading
    3) Midway point between unloading and the next instalment

    I think I'd go with option 3?


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