Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los ****ing Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.

"Killian!... I'll be back!"

"... Only in a re-run!"

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

or

One of his pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!!. That's the Chicago way !!

Never mind that 5hit, here comes Mongo.(Blazing Saddles)
Dodge this. (Trinity shooting agent in Matrix)
Hey Burgess Burgess? You know what I'd like to do with these dont ya Burgess? Snip Snip.(The Snapper)

Is it safe?

Its been emotional

Meet the Parents has some great lines.

1. Greg Focker (played by Ben Stiller):
You can milk just about anything with nipples.

Jack Byrnes (played by Robert De Niro):
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

2. Greg:
I'm gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy.

3. Greg:
Amazing. So... so.. so much love, yet also so much information.

“Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?”

We've gone on holiday by mistake.

sonic85 wrote: »

Arnie just after he snaps a henchmans neck:

"Dont disturb my friend - hes dead tired"

Commando

Commando is packed with brilliant one-liners. The best being "Let off some steam Bennett"

Declan A Walsh wrote: »

"Is it raining? I hadn't noticed!" - Andie McDowell in Four Weddings and a Funeral. You have to see the way she says the line!

She is the absolute worst thing about that movie. She totally ruins it... and that line is awful!

Nobody puts baby in the corner.

Bitches leave!

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Pulp Fiction ......love the last line

Fabienne:Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch:It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne:Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Not directly from the movies;

Author Clive Cussler has died; amongst others, he wrote 'Raise The Titanic!'. This was later made into a very expensive movie that sank (sic) at
the box-office. One of the producers famously said "It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic!".

Another notorious one; anyone know the subject and context of it?
"He's just another California blond - throw a stick at Malibu, you'll hit six of him".

MfMan wrote: »

...Another notorious one; anyone know the subject and context of it?
"He's just another California blond - throw a stick at Malibu, you'll hit six of him".

William Goldman claimed an unnamed studio executive said it of Robert Redford when talking of casting him (Redford) as The Sundance Kid after the part had been turned down by Warren Beatty among others.

“I know”

“I hate them willies”
- Kevin Spacey
Outbreak

Cicily: Don't big empty houses scare you?

Wally Campbell: Not me, I used to be in vaudeville.