Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

yuridwyer

"Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

See no evil, hear no evil. Nothing can top this.

Home Alone

Keep the change, you filthy animal!

CinammonGirl

Leave the gun – take the cannoli.

Dravokivich

yuridwyer wrote: »

"Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

See no evil, hear no evil. Nothing can top this.

Theres much better lines throughout that movie.

"What do you mean I'm black?"

"You held up that woman with your erection?"

Die Hard 2019

I'll have what she's having

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through

yuridwyer

Dravokivich wrote: »

Theres much better lines throughout that movie.

"What do you mean I'm black?"

"You held up that woman with your erection?"

Thanks for your opinion.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

scoobydude

DubInMeath wrote: »

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through

Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes

yuridwyer

yuridwyer wrote: »

"Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

See no evil, hear no evil. Nothing can top this.

.. In my humble opinion...

amacca

"Your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash"

Honorable mention "some mother****ers are always trying to ice skate uphill"

bennyineire

"hasta la vista, baby"

Now what do I win ?

Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped

ThewhiteJesus

I’ll be back

MonkieSocks

Truly this man was the son of God

SeaFields

As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster

mosstin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRi0FT8uYMY

Tom Mann Centuria

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Archeron

I have such sights to show you

E.T. home phone.

Stewball

F**k it, dude, let's go bowling.

elperello

You talking to me?

squiredanaher

"Why......even fr lonergan had a mother"

Sorry about that

"Andy Dufrense, who crawled through a river of sh*t, and came out clean on the other side".

Jonybgud

Say what one more time, I mother****in' dare you!

Charlie19

We're going to need a bigger boat.

Oranage2

The Truth! You can’t handle the Truth!

Sleeper12

Charlie19 wrote:

We're going to need a bigger boat.

Ya just beat me to it

BigPoppaDump

Yippee kai yay muthafacka!

Sleeper12

One probably only older members will get.

"Made it ma, to the top of the world"

IAMAMORON

Say ello to my widdle fwend...

greencap

Obviously you're not a golfer.

tony1kenobi

“You eat pieces of shìt for breakfast?”

Sleeper12

Sleeper12 wrote: »

One probably only older members will get.

"Made it ma, to the top of the world"

Or if they are into classic movies, it was made before even my dad was born.

Mooooo

https://youtu.be/AVQ8byG2mY8

Lefty Bicek

'As a youth I used to weep in butchers' shops'.

'I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary'.

- Uncle Monty, in Withnail and I

SmartinMartin

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Rothko

Nobody's perfect

tryfix

Young Boy : [Goody, with Red along, are in a tiny ice-cream vendor's truck] You're early. You're supposed to go down the next street first, then come up here.

Eddie Goody : Well, listen. While we're here, can I sell you anything?

Young Boy : No, I'm waiting for Judy Ann. They have a better flavor of pistachio.

Red Leary : Look, kid, go **** a duck.



The giant George Kennedy as Red Leary in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

Crock Rock

Home Alone wrote: »

Keep the change, you filthy animal!

Apt username

beerguts

I'll be thinking about that when I'm pissing on your grave.

Clint Eastwood; In the line of fire (1993)

Panthro

“We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!”

Ardent

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse

NickNickleby

MonkieSocks wrote: »

Truly this man was the son of God

or, as legend has it, the improved version:

"Awww, truly this man was the son of God"


My own favourite: (or one of many)
"What we have here is a failure to communicate!"

.red.

I dropped the comb

Or

Don't call me Shirley

Sweetemotion

That'll do pig, that'll will do.

"You're an inanimate f*cking object!!"

Maybe not the greatest but my fave

Sober Crappy Chemis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-YVqV0v4Q

donegal_man

“Why don't you do something to help me?” Oliver Hardy (Helpmates, 1932)

bodyguard1

https://youtu.be/jvTpEoi0tzE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

Ryertex

“How powerful is a man who cannot control himself?”
Johnny Cash, Murder in Coweta County.