Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

Rows Grower

She's terrible partial to the periwinkle blue boss.

Seadin

Assumptions are the mother of all fcuk ups

cute geoge

Go ahead punk ,Make my day!!!!

Where do I collect my prize???

NIMAN

"The sheriff is a ......."

But seriously, I'll throw in a couple of suggestions:

"you're going to need a bigger boat"

"He's not the son of God, he's a very naughty boy"

Sabella

I’m moley Russell’s wart

DFS UTD

Zed's dead baby! Zed's Dead!!

Clareman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7BWvD5B5Y

It's a long line but between the line itself and Brendan Gleeson's delivery it's a classic, not 1 you can either share in polite company or quote on boards

Jimbob1977

I remember every detail.

The Germans wore grey. You wore blue.

batistuta9

cute geoge wrote: »

Go ahead punk ,Make my day!!!!

Where do I collect my prize???

That's never spoken, there's no 'punk' in the line.

Hasta la vista, baby

Minime2.5

Bill Murray. Ghostbusters

Yes. Its true. This man has no dick

tony1kenobi

Give me the keys you fućking ćocksucker.

I am.serious and don't call me Shirley

tom1ie

Get away from her you BITCH!

Golfgraffix

I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

BorneTobyWilde

You stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRPJymC3-g

BorneTobyWilde

Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of **** smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neO5fnwQjqg

Titclamp

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?


Dogs ****ed the pop, no fault of mine.

dball

They was giving me 10,000 watts a day, you know, and I’m hot to trot. The next woman takes me on’s gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

McTigs

“You look ****ing beautiful man, have you been away? St. Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that”

Salmon Leap

We’ve got both types of music here, we got country AND western

doodledoo2

She’s been miserable ever since she lost the weight and discovered she didn’t have a pretty face after all.

jim salter

"you're the disease and i'm the cure"

Sylvester Stallone, Cobra 1986

VW 1

Funny how?

Laphroaig52

Our Germans are better than their Germans.

No, I don't hate Balboa, but I pity the fool!

worded

With the right kind of eyes ....

Infernal Racket

Welease Woger

ZX7R

ill be back.

Minime2.5

'' I recommend you stop being such a Fag.gott''

Tipsy McSwagger

Charlie19 wrote: »

We're going to need a bigger boat.

......... is not what he says

Jimjay

Put the bunny back in the box

Lucy8080

"Room service? Send up a larger room."- (A night at the opera).

- Groucho Marx.

RobbingBandit

Define Irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

Andrew33

“Its a mess sheriff”
“Well if it ain’t, it’ll do til one gets here”

Falthyron

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room."

Littlehorny

They call me Mr.Tibbs!

Homelander

"See you at the Party Richter!" - Arnie in Total Recall

saabsaab

Do you expect me to talk?


No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

ShaneU

Founded in 1904 the german settlers named it "San Diego" which, of course, in German means....A Whales Vagina

corcaigh07

Killing me won’t bring back your god damn honey!

rednik

You ever kill anybody? I hurt somebody's feelings once.

santana75

Senator: Theres an old saying Mr fletcher, To the victor go the spoils of war.

Fletcher: Theres another old sayin' senator, Dont piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

The Outlaw Josey Wales

cute geoge

''Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine''

Beat that!!!

faceman

Charlie19 wrote: »

We're going to need a bigger boat.

That’s not the line. It’s “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67p4hS6vyD8

Incidentally the line comes up whenever crazies talk about the Mandela Effect. Some even believe the line is “I think we’re going to need a bigger boat”. A band even had a song with the same name

shazzerman

Sonny - "You ever kill anybody?"
FBI Guy - "It's my job."
Sonny - "The guy who kills me, I hope he does it because he hates my guts, not because it's his job." (Dog Day Afternoon)

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin'." (The Outlaw Josey Wales)

"Why Martha, your Sunday chapel dress!" (George, on seeing his wife come down the stairs in her sluttiest outfit, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?)

"They can fly rings around the moon, but we're years ahead of 'em on the highway." (Roberts Blossom, original theatrical cut of Close Encounters of the Third Kind)

"The magnificence of the Ambersons began in 1873..."[and everything that Welles says after this]

I Am The Law

"Nice beaver"

"Thank you, I've just had it stuffed"

Mr Crispy

"That's right I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."

CatFromHue

You're terminated Fucker!

Sarah Connor at the end of T1

donegal_man

"In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock." Harry Lime (Orson Welles), The Third Man - 1949

Conall Cernach

Shane (Alan Ladd): I've heard you're a low down Yankee liar.
Wilson (Jack Palance): Prove it.