Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

coolshannagh28

olestoepoke wrote: »

What a movie

Some great lines "around here we got something known as a Missoura boat ride"

olestoepoke

coolshannagh28 wrote: »

Some great lines "around here we got something known as a Missoura boat ride"

Sheriff "Little Bill" Daggett: Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch. You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself....... if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

careless sherpa

No man can eat 50 eggs

ZV Yoda

“No, I am your father” - Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker

“You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs”- Jack Nicholson as Joker

“Back home we get a taxidermy man, he's gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!” - Robert Shaw as Quint in Jaws

“It's like a new pair of underwear, at first they're restrictive but then after a while they become a part of you.” Garth Algar in Wayne’s World

Hockney

F*ckin' obvious that c*nt wis gonnae f*ck some c*nt.

Mr Crispy

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...

Time to die."

Woodsie1

"I'm Brian and so is my wife!"

Owldshtok

‘The beer is warm,the women are cold and I’m hot under the collar’ - Groucho Marx

‘This train will stop at Tucomcari’ - Lee Van Cleef in For a few dollars more

‘Fcuk you, you fcuk, you fcuking fcuk!’ from some Scorsese movie I think.

Lefty Bicek

Oh... oh, I've got a helmet. I got a beauty !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuf1oZNvd-E

joeguevara

Now go home and get your ****1ng shine box!

Declan A Walsh

"Is it raining? I hadn't noticed!" - Andie McDowell in Four Weddings and a Funeral. You have to see the way she says the line!

Gods Gift

What’s in the box?

Declan A Walsh

"That's not a knife… THAT's a knife." Crocodile Dundee.

treade1

I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
—Liam Neeson, Taken

FortuneChip

"I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy."

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair."

And a bit more than a one-liner, but do appreciate how the optimism fits in with the movie...
“We’ve always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we’ve just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we’ve barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

Declan A Walsh

"Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf… I think I’m heading home". This is said by Ken, played by Brendan Gleason, in the film In Bruges.

Declan A Walsh

Analyze This has its share of great one liners (or nearly one liners in some cases!).

"What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?"

"When I got into family therapy, this was not the 'family' I had in mind!"

"What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?" "A half a sandwich".

Bronco Bullfrog

Hey, that's a pretty nice car, man... Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone.

davr

You got any coffee? Coffee? Yeah. Coffee. No, I don't drink coffee. Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee? No, I don't have--
You don't have any instant coffee? Well, I don't normally--
Who doesn't have instant coffee?
I don't. You buy a jar of Folger's Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. Then later on when you need it, it's there. It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals.

Clickety Elephant

“I'm setting up the biggest deal in Europe with the hardest organization since Hitler stuck a swastika on his jockstrap.”

“- Harold: Don't you ever worry about your liver?
- Jeff: Nah, we're just good friends.”

It's Good Friday. Have a Bloody Mary.”

Harold Shand (Bob Hoskins, The Long Good Friday)

Brief_Lives

No f**king sh!t, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

Mr Tickle

FortuneChip wrote: »

And a bit more than a one-liner, but do appreciate how the optimism fits in with the movie...
“We’ve always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we’ve just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we’ve barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

I like that speech & the sentiment. It always strikes me as a less good version of one from The West Wing though. In an episode called Galileo V:

Mallory: And we went to the moon. Do we really have to go to Mars?
Sam: Yes!
Mallory: Why?
Sam: Because it's next. Because we came out of the cave and we looked over the hill and we saw fire and we crossed the ocean and we pioneered the West and we took to the sky. The history of man is a timeline of exploration and this is what's next.

Declan A Walsh

Great line said by the Robert De Niro character (Neil) in the film Heat:

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

storker

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Now that's what I call a ****in show
From Dusk till Dawn

"Are you such a fcuking loser that you can't tell when you've won?"

storker

"I never fcuked anyone over in my life that didn't have it comin' to them."

- Tony Montana, Scarface

mordeith

'It's The ****ing Catalina Wine Mixer'

Bigus

Saul Goodman, in breaking bad,

Son , don’t ever ever drink and drive , but if you do and you get caught , here’s my card , Call Me.

astrofool

This one always stuck with me from Sunshine:
Pinbacker : At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone.

Titclamp

Ass to asssssss

'Requiem for a Dream'

Dakota Dan

Shouldn’t we bury them? Buzzards gotta eat same as worms,.

Don’t p1ss down my back and tell me it’s raining.

Just when I get to liken someone they ain’t around very long, I notice when you get to disliken someone they ain’t around very long either. the outlaw Josey Wales.