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Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

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    #62
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Give me the keys you fućking ćocksucker.


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    #63
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I am.serious and don't call me Shirley


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    #64
    tom1ie
    Registered Users Posts: 10,123 ✭✭✭✭tom1ie


    Get away from her you BITCH!


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    #65
    Golfgraffix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,814 ✭✭✭Golfgraffix


    I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.


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    #66
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users Posts: 35,720 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    You stupid, ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard!




    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRPJymC3-g


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    #67
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users Posts: 35,720 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of **** smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.
    Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neO5fnwQjqg


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    #68
    Titclamp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 409 ✭✭Titclamp


    Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?


    Dogs ****ed the pop, no fault of mine.


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    #69
    dball
    Registered Users Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭dball




    They was giving me 10,000 watts a day, you know, and I’m hot to trot. The next woman takes me on’s gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!


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    #70
    McTigs
    Registered Users Posts: 1,032 ✭✭✭McTigs


    “You look ****ing beautiful man, have you been away? St. Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that”


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    #71
    Salmon Leap
    Registered Users Posts: 552 ✭✭✭Salmon Leap


    We’ve got both types of music here, we got country AND western


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    #72
    doodledoo2
    Registered Users Posts: 34 ✭doodledoo2


    She’s been miserable ever since she lost the weight and discovered she didn’t have a pretty face after all.


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    #73
    jim salter
    Registered Users Posts: 680 ✭✭✭jim salter


    "you're the disease and i'm the cure"

    Sylvester Stallone, Cobra 1986


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    #74
    VW 1
    Registered Users Posts: 4,491 ✭✭✭VW 1


    Funny how?


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    #75
    Laphroaig52
    Registered Users Posts: 1,098 ✭✭✭Laphroaig52


    Our Germans are better than their Germans.


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    #76
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No, I don't hate Balboa, but I pity the fool!


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    #77
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,536 ✭✭✭worded


    With the right kind of eyes ....




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    #78
    Infernal Racket
    Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    Welease Woger


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    #79
    ZX7R
    Registered Users Posts: 3,426 ✭✭✭ZX7R


    ill be back.


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    #80
    Minime2.5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭Minime2.5


    '' I recommend you stop being such a Fag.gott''


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    #81
    Tipsy McSwagger
    Registered Users Posts: 9,065 ✭✭✭Tipsy McSwagger


    Charlie19 wrote: »
    We're going to need a bigger boat.

    ......... is not what he says


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    #82
    Jimjay
    Registered Users Posts: 800 ✭✭✭Jimjay


    Put the bunny back in the box


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    #83
    Lucy8080
    Registered Users Posts: 1,971 ✭✭✭Lucy8080


    "Room service? Send up a larger room."- (A night at the opera).

    - Groucho Marx.


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    #84
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,092 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Define Irony. A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.


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    #85
    Andrew33
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,857 ✭✭✭Andrew33


    “Its a mess sheriff”
    “Well if it ain’t, it’ll do til one gets here”


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    #86
    Falthyron
    Registered Users Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭Falthyron


    "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room."


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    #87
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    They call me Mr.Tibbs!


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    #88
    Homelander
    Registered Users Posts: 4,364 ✭✭✭Homelander


    "See you at the Party Richter!" - Arnie in Total Recall


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    #89
    saabsaab
    Registered Users Posts: 7,768 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    Do you expect me to talk?


    No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!


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    #90
    ShaneU
    Registered Users Posts: 14,823 ✭✭✭✭ShaneU


    Founded in 1904 the german settlers named it "San Diego" which, of course, in German means....A Whales Vagina


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    #91
    corcaigh07
    Registered Users Posts: 6,270 ✭✭✭corcaigh07


    Killing me won’t bring back your god damn honey!


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