Random/General Chat Thread

ziedth · 09-05-2009 12:03am

speaking of annoying adds i would happily serve life in prison for punishing those responsible of the "i want to do a poo in pauls bathroom" add.

Anyone doing anything for the weekend? Looking like i going to a random session.

renraw · 10-05-2009 4:51pm

Guys, anyone else have the same problem or is it just me? I go to Harveys every saturday night and in the last two months I've managed to lose 5 jackets in the smoking area. Granted i do get pissed. so much soo, i woke up this morning with only one leg in my jeans and me lyin on the sofa, I obviously made an attempt to get to bed. Back to the mystery, but is anyone else experiencing losing jackets there?

The place is too big and because Im so drunk, I end up losing my mates because i'm probably throwing shapes on the dance floor or downing baby guiness's. I have to cut down methinks because I wouldn't mind the damn jackets weren't cheap. I had to see if I could find the t-shrit i was wearing this morning and panicked thinking I took that off as well. I'm bad enough as it is. Trying to get the jackets back is fruitless

jackdrel · 10-05-2009 5:27pm

dont know about waterford night clubs but i worked in a second hand shop in kilkenny city and the nightclubs would bring clothes they would find down to us so we could sell them on ,,, we got some good brand names

AdMMM · 10-05-2009 6:00pm

Sounds if you should just pay the €2 for the cloakroom. Would have saved you a bit of money

Cill Chainnigh · 11-05-2009 4:57pm

€3 for cloakroom in Harveys - extortion - everything about Harveys is expensive - why do we always go there?

abouttobebanned · 11-05-2009 6:08pm

Because there's nothing in the way of a decent alternative. I wish Ruby lounge was bigger. €3 for coat is crazy though

gscully · 12-05-2009 8:06am

abouttobebanned wrote: »

Because there's nothing in the way of a decent alternative. I wish Ruby lounge was bigger. €3 for coat is crazy though

It's extortionate alright. I remember going to Breens / The Bridge in the early 90s and paying 30p to put the coat in. Gasps of horror when they increased it to 50p.

Blaalarry · 06-06-2009 6:29am

On the river today FRI. Two beautiful sailing ships - wonderful sight, should be there still today if you go down early. Wonder who owns the boat on the marina called JUMPIN' JACK FLASH?? Now i bet he's a gas!!

deisemum · 04-07-2009 12:13am

This evening I found out some very good news about my 11 year old son and I'm dying to tell him but cannot so that I don't ruin the occasion for him.

He's won player of the year on his soccer team and the awards night is next Friday. The coaches don't normally disclose the winners in advance but I was told so that he'd definitely be present on the night.

He's mad into sport so will be delighted when he's called out next week.

Sully · 04-07-2009 2:47am

deisemum wrote: »

This evening I found out some very good news about my 11 year old son and I'm dying to tell him but cannot so that I don't ruin the occasion for him.

He's won player of the year on his soccer team and the awards night is next Friday. The coaches don't normally disclose the winners in advance but I was told so that he'd definitely be present on the night.

He's mad into sport so will be delighted when he's called out next week.

Congrats

Hope you have a good night and best of luck keeping secret!

baronflyguy · 04-07-2009 10:59pm

deisemum wrote: »

This evening I found out some very good news about my 11 year old son and I'm dying to tell him but cannot so that I don't ruin the occasion for him.

He's won player of the year on his soccer team and the awards night is next Friday. The coaches don't normally disclose the winners in advance but I was told so that he'd definitely be present on the night.

He's mad into sport so will be delighted when he's called out next week.

ah wow that's a great secret. I wish I knew those tyoe of secrets. The only secrets I seem to know lately are ones of people cheating on others, bloody head wreckers. I used to be told surprise secrets like birthday parties and stuff like that but then I have been known to accidentally ruin them, so no one tells me secrets anymore.

Good thing I dont know you

baronflyguy · 04-07-2009 11:04pm

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I try to repair it myself?

Professey Chin · 05-07-2009 2:50am

How have I never noticed this thread before

vixenbees · 05-07-2009 5:04am

baronflyguy wrote: »

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I try to repair it myself?

haha, classic!

renraw · 05-07-2009 3:12pm

baronflyguy wrote: »

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I try to repair it myself?

LMFAO hahahaha excellente....

deisemum · 05-07-2009 3:31pm

ROFL

:D:D

baronflyguy · 06-07-2009 5:10pm

Buy some Waterford air online!!!!!
http://www.pureirishair.com/ViewItem.php?ItemID=30

how mad is that.

Ronyponyboi · 08-07-2009 11:33pm

If anyone stops you and asks if you interested in some perfume and hands you a pice paper two smell it,DON'T. It's a new scam,the paper is laced with drugs. You pass out so they can rob you, or worse.

The scam recently happened in the tesco car park.

I'm not to sure if this is true. I received this in a text from multiple people

Better to be safe than sorry !

Paddy@CIRL · 09-07-2009 12:08am

Wow, thats crazy ! Because in Carlow they have the exact same scam and guess what, it happened in the Tesco car park yesterday as well !

Could be true but I wouldn't have the most amount of faith in chain mails or texts.

Ronyponyboi · 09-07-2009 12:29am

Paddy@CIRL wrote: »

Wow, thats crazy ! Because in Carlow they have the exact same scam and guess what, it happened in the Tesco car park yesterday as well !

Could be true but I wouldn't have the most amount of faith in chain mails or texts.

It defo was not chain mail !.

LeotheLion · 09-07-2009 12:32am

Are you sure the smell of their own armpit didnt knock them out?
those waterford fecks are quite smelly I understand.

Chochese · 09-07-2009 12:41am

If some stranger approaches you in the Tesco car park asking you to smell a piece of paper and you do so, you deserve to be robbed!

FACT!

Ronyponyboi · 09-07-2009 12:43am

Chochese wrote: »

If some stranger approaches you in the Tesco car park asking you to smell a piece of paper and you do so, you deserve to be robbed!

FACT!

Haha !

Not The Real Scarecrow · 09-07-2009 2:14am

Someone tried it on me with their finger!

lalee17 · 09-07-2009 2:20am

Meatwad wrote: »

Someone tried it on me with their finger!

:eek: Who?

coffey-16 · 09-07-2009 2:21am

I heard about this rumour aswel....sounds like total bollox to me

donmeister · 09-07-2009 2:21am

Chochese wrote: »

If some stranger approaches you in the Tesco car park asking you to smell a piece of paper and you do so, you deserve to be robbed!

FACT!

Quoted for truth!

Not The Real Scarecrow · 09-07-2009 2:36am

lalee17 wrote: »

:eek: Who?

A certain minister who shall remain nameless , who is friends with some one whos name rhymes with bleech

Esel · 09-07-2009 2:57am

Wanna buy a bridge?

GrahamThomas · 09-07-2009 3:42am

Its an urban legend, according to Snopes.com

kmart6 · 09-07-2009 3:47am

Oh but it was in a chain text...it must be true!

Bards · 09-07-2009 8:06am

kmart6 wrote: »

Oh but it was in a chain text...it must be true!

this fake scam/chain mail has been around for years - about a decade

Edit:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/perfume-bogus-warning.html

brendansmith · 09-07-2009 8:16am

Be very careful out there people.

Have the Gardai been alerted to this terrible atrocity?

kmart6 · 09-07-2009 11:51am

Bards wrote: »

this fake scam/chain mail has been around for years - about a decade

Edit:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/perfume-bogus-warning.html

I was hardly being serious!

ziedth · 09-07-2009 12:36pm

wouldn't it be clever to actually start doing one of these urban myths for real and i'm sure for a time when it gets back to the gardi they'll fob it off.

I must start looking for paper laced with drugs to mug people out in ardkeen tesco.

robtri · 09-07-2009 2:52pm

Bards wrote: »

this fake scam/chain mail has been around for years - about a decade

Edit:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/perfume-bogus-warning.html

yep, this one has being doing the rounds for quite a while..

deisemum · 09-07-2009 6:57pm

Just as well I read this on here this morning, then mid-morning someone sent me a text with this warning.

BIG-SLICK-POKER · 09-07-2009 7:35pm

This happened to me today in Debenhams and i dived on the girl and put her in a head lock and was escorted out of City square .. Jesus they are everywhere she was at a stall and all and even had it sponsored by hugo boss ... Luck i had the instinct to rugby tackle her ..

Lol Just kiddin

Xyo · 09-07-2009 7:50pm

did you hear about the man getting into people's cars when they pay for petrol?

Poor Uncle Tom · 09-07-2009 8:30pm

Xyo wrote: »

did you hear about the man getting into people's cars when they pay for petrol?

Yeah you get one free with €50 of petrol/diesel in Texaco

Ivona Tinkle · 09-07-2009 8:34pm

Its just like the date rape drug that makes women sterile :eek:

Poor Uncle Tom · 09-07-2009 8:38pm

Ivona Tinkle wrote: »

Its just like the date rape drug that makes women sterile :eek:

Unprotected sex can give you Chlamydia which can also make you sterile :eek: no urban myths here though.

Sully · 09-07-2009 9:29pm

Since this is an urban myth and is generally random.. ill just merged with the General Random Thread.

baronflyguy · 09-07-2009 11:28pm

Hey Ronyponyboi, this is the only scam you should be aware off.

Gardai are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
women to whom they would normally not be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam
after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the
phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:
Beer Demo

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

deisemum · 10-07-2009 12:17am

ROFL

:D:D:D:D

Faq · 10-07-2009 11:34pm

Xyo wrote: »

did you hear about the man getting into people's cars when they pay for petrol?

That happened about 2 years ago at Tesco petrol station luckily the man serving her noticed him getting in

marlin vs · 11-07-2009 9:30am

Good one baronflyguy.

baronflyguy · 14-07-2009 11:51pm

It's mad but since the recession my usual sources for jokes have dramatically decreased. I had to search my inbox for those last two jokes I posted here in my gmail. Times are tough but I didnt think jokes would be affected.

Speaking of jokes, I like a good joke but am I the only one who hates the celebrity jokes (diana, jacko, jade goody etc) emails when someone dies?
I always delete them, I just think it is in bad taste.

ziedth · 15-07-2009 12:59am

baronflyguy wrote: »

It's mad but since the recession my usual sources for jokes have dramatically decreased. I had to search my inbox for those last two jokes I posted here in my gmail. Times are tough but I didnt think jokes would be affected.

Speaking of jokes, I like a good joke but am I the only one who hates the celebrity jokes (diana, jacko, jade goody etc) emails when someone dies?
I always delete them, I just think it is in bad taste.

I dunno, I kinda like them cause you just know you shouldn't find it funny but you do. Kinda the same as reading some of the posts over in After Hours.

baronflyguy · 15-07-2009 1:06am

ziedth wrote: »

I dunno, I kinda like them cause you just know you shouldn't find it funny but you do. Kinda the same as reading some of the posts over in After Hours.

Could be just me then cause your answer is a popular one when I tell people the same.

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