Random/General Chat Thread

Ivona Tinkle

Its just like the date rape drug that makes women sterile :eek:

Poor Uncle Tom

Ivona Tinkle wrote: »

Its just like the date rape drug that makes women sterile :eek:

Unprotected sex can give you Chlamydia which can also make you sterile :eek: no urban myths here though.

Sully

Since this is an urban myth and is generally random.. ill just merged with the General Random Thread.

baronflyguy

Hey Ronyponyboi, this is the only scam you should be aware off.

Gardai are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
women to whom they would normally not be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam
after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the
phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:
Beer Demo

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

deisemum

ROFL :D:D:D:D

Faq

Xyo wrote: »

did you hear about the man getting into people's cars when they pay for petrol?

That happened about 2 years ago at Tesco petrol station luckily the man serving her noticed him getting in

marlin vs

Good one baronflyguy.

baronflyguy

It's mad but since the recession my usual sources for jokes have dramatically decreased. I had to search my inbox for those last two jokes I posted here in my gmail. Times are tough but I didnt think jokes would be affected.

Speaking of jokes, I like a good joke but am I the only one who hates the celebrity jokes (diana, jacko, jade goody etc) emails when someone dies?
I always delete them, I just think it is in bad taste.

ziedth

baronflyguy wrote: »

It's mad but since the recession my usual sources for jokes have dramatically decreased. I had to search my inbox for those last two jokes I posted here in my gmail. Times are tough but I didnt think jokes would be affected.

Speaking of jokes, I like a good joke but am I the only one who hates the celebrity jokes (diana, jacko, jade goody etc) emails when someone dies?
I always delete them, I just think it is in bad taste.

I dunno, I kinda like them cause you just know you shouldn't find it funny but you do. Kinda the same as reading some of the posts over in After Hours.

baronflyguy

ziedth wrote: »

I dunno, I kinda like them cause you just know you shouldn't find it funny but you do. Kinda the same as reading some of the posts over in After Hours.

Could be just me then cause your answer is a popular one when I tell people the same.

deisemum

Here's one to satisfy the inner bitch.;)

Mother of the Bride

HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS


Maeve's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement.................Not even her parent's nasty divorce...

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
dressed mother of the bride ever!

A week later, Maeve was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Maeve asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she
refused.

'Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm
wearing it,' she replied...

Maeve told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Maeve asked her mother, 'Aren't you going
to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.

Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear.
I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding..'

NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY
THIS STORY

baronflyguy

The Space Shuttle docked with the International Space Station earlier this evening and at around 11pm Irish time tonight you might see it over the Waterford sky. Sky is kind of clear at the moment so fingers crossed.

“This is he biggest object ever assembled in space and it should be a thousand times brighter than the brightest star in the sky making this the most incredible sight anyone has ever seen from Ireland,” said David Moore, chairman of Astronomy Ireland.

More info about it here.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/0717/breaking75.htm

nkay1985

Our little Yorkie gave birth to two puppies about an hour ago.

They're cute out!

nkay1985

I'm sure nobody cares but two became five over the course of five hours!

deisemum

nkay1985 wrote: »

I'm sure nobody cares but two became five over the course of five hours!

Congratulations, I've got visions of the movie Beethoven

sydsad

baronflyguy wrote: »

Hey Ronyponyboi, this is the only scam you should be aware off.

Gardai are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
women to whom they would normally not be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam
after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the
phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:
Beer Demo

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

:D:D

Good one man

deisemum

Today is a landmark day for my hubby and myself, we paid off our mortgage which is such a relief as both of us are self-employed and wouldn't get anything from the state if we don't have work, hubby a carpenter so working from week to week and don't know what work he'll have over the winter.

Poor Uncle Tom

deisemum wrote: »

Today is a landmark day for my hubby and myself, we paid off our mortgage which is such a relief as both of us are self-employed and wouldn't get anything from the state if we don't have work, hubby a carpenter so working from week to week and don't know what work he'll have over the winter.

Well done:) bet that's a load off. I've still a while to go, but that's the goal. Being self-employed is worrysome at the best of times, but it's desperate at the moment facing winter and christmas. Just remember we are not alone there are plenty out there in the same boat....

ziedth

Well as random as it gets,

I have Officially am no longer a statistic to be used in the Lisbon Treaty Debate, I have what seems to be a great job Manger of a small retail Unit in UCC. I gotta move down there So I'll spy on the Cork City Fourm for everyone :D:D:D

old gregg

ziedth wrote: »

Well as random as it gets,

I have Officially am no longer a statistic to be used in the Lisbon Treaty Debate, I have what seems to be a great job Manger of a small retail Unit in UCC. I gotta move down there So I'll spy on the Cork City Fourm for everyone :D:D:D

let us know if you encounter any LANGERS down there

deisemum

I now a flock owner and got 4 hens today who should be starting to lay in the next few weeks. The children I mind are so excited and cannot wait to see them.

Bears and Vodka

Speaking of random, anyone see half of DeLaSalle going over to Mount Sion for a fight on friday? =D

deisemum

subz3r0 wrote: »

Speaking of random, anyone see half of DeLaSalle going over to Mount Sion for a fight on friday? =D

Thank God my lad was off sick on Friday.

Do you know if they had the fight in the end?

My son said one of his team mates who goes to CBS in Tramore said there were talks of DLS going out to CBS for a fight.

ziedth

deisemum wrote: »

Thank God my lad was off sick on Friday.

Do you know if they had the fight in the end?

My son said one of his team mates who goes to CBS in Tramore said there were talks of DLS going out to CBS for a fight.

tell him if they hit a rabbit with a slingshot be sure to use laces made of string not leather for a sling :D:D

i shouldn't jest kids today would prob kill me stone dead in a fight.

Bears and Vodka

deisemum wrote: »

Thank God my lad was off sick on Friday.

Do you know if they had the fight in the end?

My son said one of his team mates who goes to CBS in Tramore said there were talks of DLS going out to CBS for a fight.

Yup, I go to Mount Sion actually. It was really ridiculous though.. Like a 100 or less even DLS lads came over but our principal came out and scared them sh**less.. xD then they tried to go to our other gates on the other side of the road, and all of Mount Sion was waiting them there, so they went off... The whole thing ended without a bloody punch.. Actually noo, theres a lad in 2nd year, he went to People's Park that day and gave some DLS guy a beating.. They got even madder after that

deisemum

Lad in DLS got a 2 week "holiday".

Bears and Vodka

deisemum wrote: »

Lad in DLS got a 2 week "holiday".

Happens..:( Shoud have minded his own business maybe idk the situation though..:pac:

Professey Chin

I want a 2 week holiday
*punches co-worker*

Bears and Vodka

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I want a 2 week holiday
*punches co-worker*

For that you'll probably get an unlimited holiday

Deisekickboxing

i see kilkenny havery informitive "things to do " sticky page mabey we should have one here too?