Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

the purple tin · 16-03-2020 7:03pm

Uncle Monty-- 'I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary'

AMGer · 17-03-2020 1:05am

“Is it safe?”

That or, “I could dance with you til the cows came home, on second thoughts I’d rather dance with the cows til you came home”

Fingers Mcginty · 17-03-2020 10:01am

pale rider- nothing like a nice piece of hickory

martingriff · 18-06-2020 3:26am

Was it over when Germany bombed Pearl Harbout

Its Just been revoked

Ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light

How about no you crazy dutch b"$£!$d

donegal_man · 18-06-2020 1:25pm

Mississippi: "My name is Alan Bourdillion Traherne."
Cole: "Lord Almighty!"

El Dorado (1966)

joeguevara · 19-06-2020 5:09am

So many lines in True Romance but more than one line except. I like you Clarence, always have, always will.

Or jack in easy rider. Oh, I’ve got a helmet, I’ve got a beauty.

WrenBoy · 19-06-2020 11:14am

Gillespie: Well, you're pretty sure of yourself, ain't you, Virgil? Virgil—that's a funny name for a n***** boy that comes from Philadelphia! What do they call you up there?
Tibbs: They call me Mr. Tibbs!

In the Heat of the Night -1967
Great scene.

flasher0030 · 19-06-2020 11:31am

Look at us. I'm frozen and you're dead. And I love you.

Vanilla Sky. Love the rooftop scene. The Sigur Ros tune when he falls.

beauf · 19-06-2020 12:08pm

Under siege 2

"...Assumption is the mother of all f*kups.."

begbysback · 19-06-2020 12:09pm

Call it

beauf · 19-06-2020 12:13pm

“You’re short on ears and long on mouth.” ― John Wayne

gerrybbadd · 19-06-2020 12:27pm

Surprised this hasn't been mentioned. Totally ad libbed apparently. Watch Ludacris' reaction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03sY9U0xrng

the purple tin · 19-06-2020 12:38pm

Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast—where did I go right?

MfMan · 19-06-2020 3:34pm

Parker: It's a robot! Ash is a goddamn robot!

:-)

Potential-Monke · 19-06-2020 10:19pm

Because I'm an MK fan:

'GET OVER HERE!'

joeguevara · 20-06-2020 2:10am

Blazing saddles p: badges, we don’t need no stinking badges

kevinmcm · 20-06-2020 2:18am

Luke, I am your father

Heckler · 20-06-2020 2:26am

beauf wrote: »

Under siege 2

"...Assumption is the mother of all f*kups.."

Under Seige. I'm the che...Erika Eleniak jumps outta a cake and noone gives afcuk what he does for a living.

iLikeWaffles · 20-06-2020 4:40am

You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog.

WAW · 20-06-2020 5:35am

Get to the choppa!

Jim.s · 20-06-2020 5:40am

iLikeWaffles wrote: »

You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog.

Clint?

Jim.s · 20-06-2020 5:41am

You know who that was?

That was Clint Eastwood

joeguevara · 20-06-2020 5:59am

While not a classic like the 2 godfathers, citizen Kane or goodfellas, Napoleon dynamite had some crackers of one liners. Like:

“Napoleon, don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to become a cage fighter.”

It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.”

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.”

“Nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”

Jim.s · 20-06-2020 6:09am

You know, some people say that he talks to the animals. The aborigines call him Jabba-Jahda-Ah-Der-Ahd, which means The Crocodile Who Walks Like a Man.

joeguevara · 20-06-2020 6:48am

It is actually amazing the impact Crocodile Dundee had. The amount of phrases that are common parlance is crazy. Things like, that’s not a knife, that’s a knife or throw a shrimp on the Barbie, or even G’day mate is amazing. Before it tourism from US was non existent. After it Australia became one of the most visited destinations for US tourists.

It is terrible it’s now considered sexist racist and homophobic but I think it’s still hilarious.

Love this line

ue Charlton: Is it dead? (asking about the crocodile with a knife in it's head)

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, if it isn't, I'm gonna have a hell of a job skinning the b*stard.

Jesus Chr1st, people are still choosing to drink Fosters 35 years later because of it.

Jakey Rolling · 20-06-2020 7:08am

Bring out the Gimp...

joeguevara · 20-06-2020 7:13am

Jakey Rolling wrote: »

Bring out the Gimp...

Hamburgers: the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”

ZV Yoda · 20-06-2020 7:46am

“It’s a terrible shock.. Being married for 25 years, and finding out your husband’s a prick.”

“Houston, we have a problem.”

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.”

“Who’s on first?”

"It was beauty killed the beast."

"I have had it with these mother****in' snakes on this mother****in' plane!"

"You sit on a throne of lies."

“Show me the money”

“Here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten me into”

“I’ll get you my pretty - and your little dog too!”

“Mama always says ‘Stupid is as stupid does’”

Jim.s · 20-06-2020 8:02am

Already done?

This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it could blow your head clean off. You've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky?

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

Heckler · 20-06-2020 8:32am

Nuns......No sense of humour.

vriesmays · 20-06-2020 4:31pm

But tell me, just what is it that you want to do, well we want to be free, we want to be free to do what we want to do, we want to be free to ride and, we want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man, and we want to get loaded.

micar · 21-06-2020 9:13am

Always like this scene..

Mr. Orange: Oh God! ****! I'm gonna die, Larry! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
Mr. White: Just hold on, buddy boy!
Mr. Orange: I'm gonna die!
Mr. White: Hey!
Mr. Orange: I'm sorry! I can't...
Mr. White: Hey there!
Mr. Orange: The ****ing crawdad!
Mr. White: Hey! Just cancel that ****, right now! You're hurt, you're hurt real ****ing bad, but you ain't dying!
Mr. Orange: I'm gonna die! This blood's scaring the **** outta me, Larry! I'm gonna die, I know it!
Mr. White: Oh, excuse me, I didn't realise you had a degree in medicine! Uh... ah... are you a doctor? Are you a doctor? Answer me please! Are you a doctor? Huh?
Mr. Orange: No, I'm not.
Mr. White: OK! So you admit you don't know what you're talking about! So, when you're through giving me your ameteur opinion, just lie back and listen to the news! I'm taking you back to the rendezvous, Joe's gonna get you a doctor, the doctor's gonna fix you up, and you're gonna be ok! Now say it! You're gonna be ok! SAY IT! [sings] You're gonna be ok! Say the goddamn words, you're gonna be ok!
Mr. Orange: [groans] Oh, God!
Mr. White: [shouts] Say the goddamn ****ing words! Say it!
Mr. Orange: I'm ok, Larry
Mr. White: Correct! Correct!
Mr. Orange: I'm ok...

21-06-2020 9:31am

"Do not have anyone or anything in your life that you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner"

"I haven't got the time for this Mickey Mouse bull****"

"Tonight's not your night kid, we're going for the price on Wilson"

"A human fly"

"ATTACA"

joeguevara · 21-06-2020 9:32am

See all this sh1t. It’s not your fault.

https://youtu.be/GtkST5-ZFHw

Irish_peppa · 21-06-2020 9:38am

Their eating her.......:eek:
And then their going to eat me...:eek::eek:

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :eek::eek::eek:

pavb2 · 21-06-2020 10:02am

Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World, She Walks Into Mine."

theboss80 · 22-06-2020 4:57pm

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?

the purple tin · 22-06-2020 5:05pm

Please to help me with my rooksack.

Igotadose · 22-06-2020 5:17pm

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Mad_maxx · 22-06-2020 6:34pm

joeguevara wrote: »

It is actually amazing the impact Crocodile Dundee had. The amount of phrases that are common parlance is crazy. Things like, that’s not a knife, that’s a knife or throw a shrimp on the Barbie, or even G’day mate is amazing. Before it tourism from US was non existent. After it Australia became one of the most visited destinations for US tourists.

It is terrible it’s now considered sexist racist and homophobic but I think it’s still hilarious.

Love this line

ue Charlton: Is it dead? (asking about the crocodile with a knife in it's head)

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, if it isn't, I'm gonna have a hell of a job skinning the b*stard.

Jesus Chr1st, people are still choosing to drink Fosters 35 years later because of it.

that movie always makes me smile , the ending in the subway is pure cornball but i still love it

oholly121 · 22-06-2020 8:47pm

We came
We saw we kicked it’s ass

Bill Murray aka Dr Peter Venkman Gjostbusters

Zeek12 · 22-06-2020 9:09pm

pavb2 wrote: »

Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World, She Walks Into Mine."

Soo many memorable lines from this movie. Like:

Bogey: Last time we met was Belle Aurore.

Bergman: How nice you remembered. Of course that was the day the Germans marched into Paris....

Bogey: Not an easy day to forget. I remember every detail. The Germans wore grey. You wore blue!

AMGer · 23-06-2020 12:11am

When the legend becomes fact, print the legend

Minime2.5 · 23-06-2020 5:13pm

Is that fcukin Foley in here

Mal-Adjusted · 24-06-2020 4:31pm

When you're talking film quotes, one film stands head and shoulders above them all...

The Nal · 24-06-2020 4:40pm

Smokey this is not Nam this is bowling there are rules.

Tim76 · 24-06-2020 4:46pm

"It's my field. It's my child. I nursed it. I nourished it. I dug the rocks out of it with my bare hands and I made a living thing of it."

- Bull McCabe