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Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

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    #32
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Obviously you're not a golfer.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



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    #33
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    “You eat pieces of shìt for breakfast?”


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    #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sleeper12 wrote: »
    One probably only older members will get.

    "Made it ma, to the top of the world"

    Or if they are into classic movies, it was made before even my dad was born.


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    #35
    Mooooo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,611 ✭✭✭Mooooo


    https://youtu.be/AVQ8byG2mY8


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    #36
    Lefty Bicek
    Registered Users Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭Lefty Bicek


    'As a youth I used to weep in butchers' shops'.

    'I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary'.

    - Uncle Monty, in Withnail and I


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    #37
    SmartinMartin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭SmartinMartin


    There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.


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    #38
    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,846 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Nobody's perfect


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    #39
    tryfix
    Registered Users Posts: 2,702 ✭✭✭tryfix


    Young Boy : [Goody, with Red along, are in a tiny ice-cream vendor's truck] You're early. You're supposed to go down the next street first, then come up here.

    Eddie Goody : Well, listen. While we're here, can I sell you anything?

    Young Boy : No, I'm waiting for Judy Ann. They have a better flavor of pistachio.

    Red Leary : Look, kid, go **** a duck.



    The giant George Kennedy as Red Leary in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.


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    #40
    Crock Rock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Crock Rock


    Home Alone wrote: »
    Keep the change, you filthy animal!

    Apt username


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    #41
    beerguts
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭beerguts


    I'll be thinking about that when I'm pissing on your grave.

    Clint Eastwood; In the line of fire (1993)


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    #42
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,723 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!”


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    #43
    Ardent
    Registered Users Posts: 5,282 ✭✭✭Ardent


    I'll make him an offer he can't refuse


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    #44
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    Truly this man was the son of God

    or, as legend has it, the improved version:

    "Awww, truly this man was the son of God"


    My own favourite: (or one of many)
    "What we have here is a failure to communicate!"


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    #45
    .red.
    Registered Users Posts: 3,338 ✭✭✭.red.


    I dropped the comb

    Or

    Don't call me Shirley


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    #46
    Sweetemotion
    Registered Users Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Sweetemotion


    That'll do pig, that'll will do.


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    #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "You're an inanimate f*cking object!!"

    Maybe not the greatest but my fave


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    #48
    Sober Crappy Chemis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭Sober Crappy Chemis


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-YVqV0v4Q


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    #49
    donegal_man
    Registered Users Posts: 5,720 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    “Why don't you do something to help me?” Oliver Hardy (Helpmates, 1932)


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    #50
    bodyguard1
    Registered Users Posts: 127 ✭✭bodyguard1


    https://youtu.be/jvTpEoi0tzE
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=


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    #51
    Ryertex
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭Ryertex


    “How powerful is a man who cannot control himself?”
    Johnny Cash, Murder in Coweta County.


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    #52
    Rows Grower
    Registered Users Posts: 7,857 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    She's terrible partial to the periwinkle blue boss.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



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    #53
    Seadin
    Registered Users Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭Seadin


    Assumptions are the mother of all fcuk ups


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    #54
    cute geoge
    Registered Users Posts: 2,889 ✭✭✭cute geoge


    Go ahead punk ,Make my day!!!!

    Where do I collect my prize???


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    #55
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 33,135 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    "The sheriff is a ......."

    But seriously, I'll throw in a couple of suggestions:

    "you're going to need a bigger boat"

    "He's not the son of God, he's a very naughty boy"


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    #56
    Sabella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭Sabella


    I’m moley Russell’s wart


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    #57
    DFS UTD
    Registered Users Posts: 184 ✭✭DFS UTD


    Zed's dead baby! Zed's Dead!!


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    #58
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 23,924 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7BWvD5B5Y


    It's a long line but between the line itself and Brendan Gleeson's delivery it's a classic, not 1 you can either share in polite company or quote on boards :D


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    #59
    Jimbob1977
    Registered Users Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Jimbob1977


    I remember every detail.

    The Germans wore grey. You wore blue.


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    #60
    batistuta9
    Registered Users Posts: 8,102 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    cute geoge wrote: »
    Go ahead punk ,Make my day!!!!

    Where do I collect my prize???

    That's never spoken, there's no 'punk' in the line.

    Hasta la vista, baby


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    #61
    Minime2.5
    Registered Users Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭Minime2.5


    Bill Murray. Ghostbusters

    Yes. Its true. This man has no dick


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