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How do you find a one night stand

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  • 28-05-2018 12:00am
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    trevk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭


    When I was away for the weekend in 2015 I had a one night stand with a woman I met in a takeaway & didnt get her name, now I need to find her and all I know is she is from Tullamore and was at an event in the Annebrook Hotel any suggestions on how I would narrow down the search?


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    Micky___
    Registered Users Posts: 66 ✭✭Micky___


    Why do you want to find her 3 years later?


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    Noveight
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    trevk wrote: »
    ...all I know is she is from Tullamore

    Better get yourself checked there, lad.


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    AllForIt
    Registered Users Posts: 8,291 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    You awful misogynist man eyeing up a woman in a chippie. Shame on you.


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    verycool
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    Mongfinder General wrote: »
    Do you have AIDS?


    Or a three year old?


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    Conservatory
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    I work in that chipper. Poor girl been coming back every weekend since. Has a little baby with her now. Doesn’t look in the best of health.


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    Signore Fancy Pants
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    Panthro
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    I think you've narrowed down the search to just about any lady in Ireland on the night in question.
    You got this brah!


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    trevk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭trevk


    AllForIt wrote: »
    You awful misogynist man eyeing up a woman in a chippie. Shame on you.

    She did the picking up thanks,


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    trevk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭trevk


    Conservatory wrote: »
    I work in that chipper. Poor girl been coming back every weekend since. Has a little baby with her now. Doesn’t look in the best of health.

    😣


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    trevk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭trevk


    Mongfinder General wrote: »
    Do you have AIDS?

    No tg


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    trevk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭trevk


    Micky___ wrote: »
    Why do you want to find her 3 years later?

    Wife found out wants to know who she was or divorce


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    Conservatory
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    trevk wrote: »
    Wife found out wants to know who she was or divorce

    Somebody here will be along to ride your wife shortly. Even things up.


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    McMurphy
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    Worth a try....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS9o1FAszdk


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    A Pint of Goo
    Site Banned Posts: 218 ✭✭A Pint of Goo


    trevk wrote: »
    When I was away for the weekend in 2015 I had a one night stand with a woman I met in a takeaway & didnt get her name, now I need to find her and all I know is she is from Tullamore and was at an event in the Annebrook Hotel any suggestions on how I would narrow down the search?

    I have no idea how you would find this girl nor do I care. What I want to know is how you managed to pull a bird in a chipper?


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    McMurphy
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    A Pint of Goo wrote: »
    I have no idea how you would find this girl nor do I care. What I want to know is how you managed to pull a bird in a chipper?

    Showed her his battered sausage.


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    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Stigura


    Bedsit for you then, OP :)


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    Conservatory
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    trevk wrote: »
    Wife found out wants to know who she was or divorce

    How did your wife find out?


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    A Pint of Goo
    Site Banned Posts: 218 ✭✭A Pint of Goo


    trevk wrote: »
    Wife found out wants to know who she was or divorce

    Haha oh man. Sorry I shouldn't laugh but this is hilarious and exactly the type of retarded thing I would do.


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    fxotoole
    Registered Users Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    A Pint of Goo wrote: »
    Haha oh man. Sorry I shouldn't laugh but this is hilarious and exactly the type of retarded thing I would do.

    Post on boards looking for her?


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    Patty O Furniture
    Registered Users Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    AllForIt wrote: »
    You awful misogynist man eyeing up a woman in a chippie. Shame on you.

    Maybe more luck there than Plenty o Fish ;)
    Song_Lyric_Guy wrote: »
    Have you tried Plenty Of Furniture.

    Theres some right durty night stands on POF
    :eek:

    Afaik No relation :p


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    GT_TDI_150
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    Conservatory wrote: »
    How did your wife find out?

    The one nightstand called the house... Has to be it surely

    Or she checked the box of johnnies... Theres 7 gone and only married 3yrs...


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    CruelCoin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Realise that when you approach a woman in a bar you both know at heart, that your first words really mean: "Can i put my cock in your mouth?".
    When you're not pretending otherwise, that's the nuts and bolts of it, you both know it.

    So, Just go to a crowded pub, say the above to everyone and eventually some **** will stick to the wall.


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    Outlaw Pete
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    Tell the Gardai that a woman tied you up in the Annebrook Hotel back in 2015 and did some unspeakable things to you and they'll track her down.

    Then just drop the charges when you get back together.


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    italodisco
    Registered Users Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭italodisco


    Would it not be easier to leave your wife


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    TheBully
    Registered Users Posts: 876 ✭✭✭TheBully


    Tell her it was me, I’m a 32yo male but I got ur back


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    misstearheus
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    In before the cheaty cheaty bangy bangy sneaky sneaky lock lock.


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    James 007
    Registered Users Posts: 962 ✭✭✭James 007


    trevk wrote: »
    Micky___ wrote: »
    Why do you want to find her 3 years later?

    Wife found out wants to know who she was or divorce
    Christ it is a small world, isn't it.


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    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users Posts: 23,491 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    trevk wrote: »
    No tg

    Text speak is strictly prohibited on Boards.ie. No really, it is.


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    ittakestwo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,645 ✭✭✭ittakestwo


    How did you wife find out and why does she want to meet her?


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    Purple Mountain
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    ittakestwo wrote: »
    How did you wife find out and why does she want to meet her?

    To compare notes?

    To thine own self be true



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