Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

Jaafa · 13-04-2011 9:56pm #1

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

admiralofthefleet · 13-04-2011 9:57pm

Jaafa wrote: »

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

no you didnt

Toyota_Avensis · 13-04-2011 9:57pm

''so bored, nuthin to do'' - fúck off, shower of cúnts

For Forks Sake · 13-04-2011 10:05pm

http://whitewhine.com

Wolfe Tone · 13-04-2011 10:06pm

"I cant wait to see the royal wedding, I bought a commemorative tea towel online!"

df1985 · 13-04-2011 10:06pm

(insert name) has checked in at "in bed"

coming up to the time now when this ****e will start.....maybe "check in" when you're somewhere genuinely interesting, but not in bloody bed!

facebook places is too stalkerish in my opinion anyway.

brummytom · 13-04-2011 10:07pm

Any status that says,

'Goodnight Everyone!' or words to that effect. Just fuck off

Aoifey! · 13-04-2011 10:09pm

I'm just picking the dumbest today for this.

"aghh exams!plz god let me do rli wel"

But the first comment made me smile - "Lets hope it's not an English exam"

RichieC · 13-04-2011 10:10pm

I've seen folks close to posting fking doctors notes as to why they might not be on the next day... then... holeymoley.. there they are the next day.

get the **** off my internet, like.

For Forks Sake · 13-04-2011 10:11pm

df1985 wrote: »

(insert name) has checked in at "in bed"

coming up to the time now when this ****e will start.....maybe "check in" when you're somewhere genuinely interesting, but not in bloody bed!

facebook places is too stalkerish in my opinion anyway.

" X is now Mayor of 'My Bedroom'"

What. The. Fock?

admiralofthefleet · 13-04-2011 10:13pm

brummytom wrote: »

Any status that says,

'Goodnight Everyone!' or words to that effect. Just fuck off

yeah that wrecks my head. i used to have a friend that said 'good morning facebook' and 'good night facebook' every day. she was quickly deleted

abouttobebanned · 13-04-2011 10:13pm

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

Goldenegg · 13-04-2011 10:13pm

(insert name) .

"." means what exactly you boring knob!

RichieC · 13-04-2011 10:15pm

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

good god...

BickNarry · 13-04-2011 10:15pm

Not a week goes by without this happening..........

Bobeagleburger · 13-04-2011 10:16pm

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

Maybe he has her locked in the dungeon.

RichieC · 13-04-2011 10:16pm

rarnes1 wrote: »

Maybe he has her locked in the dungeon.

Or they're a pair of twats... either way there's suffering.

dx22 · 13-04-2011 10:19pm

BickNarry wrote: »

Not a week goes by without this happening..........

That should be in the 'most disgusting thing you have ever seen' thread not this one!

El Weirdo · 13-04-2011 10:22pm

If these people are such knobs, why do ye have them as friends?

Aishae · 13-04-2011 10:26pm

worst is any status done in text speak or whatever it is teenagers call it these days

best was one i saw on a friends status the other day 'me and ash just broke our bed'
very 'my super ex-girlfriend' - but its gas cos i know it happened and **** like that happens to poor M all the time

mfceiling · 13-04-2011 10:26pm

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There's a couple on "my Facebook" that talk to each other though their Facebook statutes.

"had a great weekend darling, I love you so much."

"food luck tomorrow babe xxxx "

You live in the same fcukong house...what are you doing????"

I have a cousin who does the same with her husband.........please die you pair of bástards - you live in the same house and post within minutes of each other...what the fcuk are you playing at!!

CD. · 13-04-2011 10:27pm

a girl that was in my secondry school would apparently talk to her sister on Facebook through posts, while they were in the same house. like full on personal conversations with the occasional will you get me water/food.

wtf?

ziedth · 13-04-2011 10:27pm

I have a few that put up seriously sad deep and meaningful shít like "why doesn't she love me" and "life is so hard"

the queen of this though heard that Peter Steele died a good three months after he passed away and put up at least 5 status updates a day of varying messages of how she misses him and his songs I promptly deleted her but the lads tell me that she still does it from time to time.

Jaafa · 13-04-2011 10:29pm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

no you didnt

So your the stalker?

For Forks Sake · 13-04-2011 10:29pm

mfceiling wrote: »

I have a cousin who does the same with her husband.........please die you pair of bástards - you live in the same house and post within minutes of each other...what the fcuk are you playing at!!

I have seen instances of married couples sharing the one Fb profile as well. Which is pretty damn pathetic.

Savage Tyrant · 13-04-2011 10:29pm

I f'in HATE those status updates along the lines of...

Repost this if you have a Nanny in heaven... If you have a child and you are the greatest mummy... If you have the best daddy who was always there.... If you have a brilliant sister who is also your best friend... Repost this if you know someone who is passed away but is looking down on you
Seriously. F*CK OFF!!

m@cc@ · 13-04-2011 10:29pm

What is weird is how I subconsciously judge people who use the word 'dumbest'. Anyway, continue......

(insert name) · 13-04-2011 10:30pm

df1985 wrote: »

(insert name) has checked in at "in bed"

coming up to the time now when this ****e will start.....maybe "check in" when you're somewhere genuinely interesting, but not in bloody bed!

facebook places is too stalkerish in my opinion anyway.

yeah, with yore ma

abouttobebanned · 13-04-2011 10:30pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

If these people are such knobs, why do ye have them as friends?

I'm one of these people who can't bare the thought of people hating me. It's a serious condition. If I deselect them im basically telling them that I think they're annoying twats. They are, but I wouldn't say it to their faces and there are worse people out there.

admiralofthefleet · 13-04-2011 10:34pm

Jaafa wrote: »

So your the stalker?

yes. look out at the bush at the front of your house.

abouttobebanned · 13-04-2011 10:34pm

I also hate the crap like:

"I know my real friends will repost this...April is autism month...bla bla..."

It is? Should I get my autistic cousin a card and a gift voucher? Cause a fcukin Facebook status ain't gonna help him.

"today is sisters day"

No it fcuking isn't.

Aoifey! · 13-04-2011 10:34pm

ziedth wrote: »

I have a few that put up seriously sad deep and meaningful shít like "why doesn't she love me" and "life is so hard"

Those ones are by far the worst.

For Forks Sake · 13-04-2011 10:36pm

Theres also the attention seekers classic " omg I can't believe some people can be so cruel/harsh/b@stards etc"

El Weirdo · 13-04-2011 10:37pm

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I'm one of these people who can't bare the thought of people hating me. It's a serious condition. If I deselect them im basically telling them that I think they're annoying twats. They are, but I wouldn't say it to their faces and there are worse people out there.

Would you not at least block them from appearing in your news feed then?

AhSureTisGrand · 13-04-2011 10:39pm

Dragons have a bad enough rep as it is...

"PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone or
are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons.
Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't
know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy
and paste this, because they have already been eaten by
dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower, armed
with fire extinguishers. The remaining 1% are awesome,
and will re-post this."

Aoifey! · 13-04-2011 10:39pm

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Theres also the attention seekers classic " omg I can't believe some people can be so cruel/harsh/b@stards etc"

And then if someone asked what's wrong they get a "I don't wanna talk about it". Then WHY did you put it on Facebook?!

Aishae · 13-04-2011 10:39pm

For Forks Sake wrote: »

Theres also the attention seekers classic " omg I can't believe some people can be so cruel/harsh/b@stards etc"

and the sh^t behind it is ridiculous - its not necessarily stupid stuff but calling it 'cruel life' 'harsh life' life sucks...' etc - that... give me a break.... id be willing to bet most of them havent a clue what really harsh is.

Wolflikeme · 13-04-2011 10:41pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

If these people are such knobs, why do ye have them as friends?

I suspect they're not real friends. Your real friends, you text, call and email regularly. Facebook is for those you've met who might deem you relevant, but at the end of the day, you're totally irrelevant to each other. Especially when you meet them once, and don't see them again for 6 months*.

*Not that I would request a 'friendship' after a one off meeting, but I still get requests!! Mental.

I have about twenty-something FB friends and I intend to keep it that way - BECAUSE THEY'RE MY ACTUAL FCUKING FRIENDS!

Jaafa · 13-04-2011 10:42pm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

yes. look out at the bush at the front of your house.

I always thought that bush was a little shifty.

Corruptedmorals · 13-04-2011 10:43pm

'had such a bad day today. found out who my real friends are' Followed by the usual comments 'aww what's up hun? 'ahh what happened?' and then the person comes back and says 'ah can't say on facebook go on chat'. PFFT keep your attention seeking crap off your status then!

'lukn 4wrd 2 d wkwnd wiv me girlos' Girlos is the worst word ever.

'going to bed, nite!'/'ahh cant believe its raining'/'so annoyed my free texts are gone'/'gutted I have to go to work today'- get very annoying very fast, nobody cares!

I've only hidden one person, most of the rest have entertainment value.

Oh I forgot 'FML' **** my life. Makes me angry seeing that.

For Forks Sake · 13-04-2011 10:44pm

Aishae wrote: »

and the sh^t behind it is ridiculous - its not necessarily stupid stuff but calling it 'cruel life' 'harsh life' life sucks...' etc - that... give me a break.... id be willing to bet most of them havent a clue what really harsh is.

FML assclowns

abouttobebanned · 13-04-2011 10:46pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Would you not at least block them from appearing in your news feed then?

I can do that without defriending them? Superb.

El Weirdo · 13-04-2011 10:47pm

Wolflikeme wrote: »

I suspect they're not real friends. Your real friends, you text, call and email regularly. Facebook is for those you've met who might deem you relevant, but at the end of the day, you're totally irrelevant to each other. Especially when you meet them once, and don't see them again for 6 months*.

*Not that I would request a 'friendship' after a one off meeting, but I still get requests!! Mental.

I have about twenty-something FB friends and I intend to keep it that way - BECAUSE THEY'RE MY ACTUAL FCUKING FRIENDS!

Exactly.

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I can do that without defriending them? Superb.

Yes. Just click on the X next to whatever banal status update appears in your feed. It makes Facebook a far more enjoyable experience.

Ms. Captain M · 13-04-2011 10:53pm

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I also hate the crap like:

"I know my real friends will repost this...April is autism month...bla bla..."

It is? Should I get my autistic cousin a card and a gift voucher? Cause a fcukin Facebook status ain't gonna help him.

"today is sisters day"

No it fcuking isn't.

And the hearts. For **** sake don't forget the hearts

abouttobebanned · 13-04-2011 10:54pm

Oh...apparently this week is brothers week...so you know...do whatever...

LizT · 13-04-2011 11:00pm

Have one friend who constantly puts up things like
"Today I learned who my real friends are"
"Why are people spreading untrue rumours about me, mind your own business" etc...
Then when people comment asking what's wrong she replies "I don't want to talk about it over facebook" WTF???

xoxyx · 13-04-2011 11:05pm

I have a friend on FB who chats on his Wall to his missus. "How are you getting on sweetie". "Oh, I just went to the shops - got some milk". "That's great. Love you darling XXX". "Oh, you're so funny. XXX".

(They actually write in txt spk, but I can't bring myself to transcribe their actual conversations.)

Now, come on. Is there any reason why you're publishing your conversations as opposed to sending a text, making a call or, even, if FB is the only way you can make contact, sending a goddamn private message.

Makes my skin crawl a little bit for some reason. I went onto that page twice: once when we first became friends; and, once again out of morbid curiosity. As soon as my job permits me to remove this person as a friend, I will do so with relish (and coleslaw).

Honestly - it's creepy!!

neveah · 13-04-2011 11:06pm

The attention seeking ones are by far the worst - one friend had 'I'm thinking about deactivating facebook, I'm so sick of it' - well why the hell are you posting on it then?? We don't f**king care! Just delete your profile then, stop looking for people to beg you not to! :rolleyes:

This is pretty funny though:

Please copy and paste this as your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone. If you don't know anyone, or even if you've heard of anyone who doesn't know anyone, then do still copy this. It's important to spread the message even if no one knows anything about anyone. Oh, and the hearts. ♥ ♥ ♥ For Christ's sake, don't forget the fe****g hearts. ♥ ♥ ♥

abouttobebanned · 13-04-2011 11:08pm

Oh and how could I forget the idiots who need to tell everyone when they're going to the gym...or going for a run...

AhSureTisGrand · 13-04-2011 11:08pm

The ones who post My Chemical Romance lyrics

HoneyRyder · 13-04-2011 11:10pm

This week I saw a girl post an oddly jovial 'RIP Grandad!' sandwiched between 'I love penis om nom nom' and 'OMG ur fkng dead 4 that frape!'

The RIP Grandad post was 'liked' by 17 people and my friends list is subsequently under review

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