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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Oooo a fresh batch of America balls!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a Liar, a Pig, an Idiot, a Communist, but He is not a Porn Star

    I told ye this picture would come back to haunt him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    When I was 17
    I had some very good beer
    I had some very good beer
    that I purchased with a fake ID
    My name was Brian McGee
    I stayed up listening to Queen
    When I was 17


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Mom, we have insurance dont we?
    Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get insurance?
    Curse you magic beans!
    Oh stop blaming the beans..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    And I know you can read my mind boy! Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    Some folk will never eat a skunk
    But then again some folk'll
    Like Cletus the slacked jawed yolkel......




    Some folk will never lose a toe
    But then again some folk'll
    Like Cletus the slacked jawed yolkel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,079 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Hens love roosters,
    Geese love ganders,
    Everyone else loves Neeed Flanders!


    Not me!!



    ...Everyone who counts loves Neeed Flanders!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    This can't be what it looks like. There's gotta be some other explanation.
    I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!
    Then that's not the real Ned Flanders.
    I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!
    If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,079 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    AAAAAAAAAAH!!

    Purple drapes!! All my life I've wanted purple drapes!!

    AAAAAAAAAH!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    No beer and TV make Homer go something something....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    If I don't save the wee turtles who will? Ah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Is that dad?

    Either that or Batman's really let himself go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    So Barney, how did you join the group?

    They found me singing on the bathroom floor

    ***laughter****

    /wipes tear from eye


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Marge! I was a political prisoner!
    How were you a political prisoner?!
    I kicked a giant mouse in the butt, do I have to draw you a diagram?!

    We are out of Bort licence plates, repeat, Bort licence plates.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 595 ✭✭✭Roro4Brit


    I like my beers cold and my homosexuals fa-lamin'....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Have you noticed any change in Bart?
    New glasses?
    No... he looks like something might be disturbing him.
    Probably misses his old glasses.
    I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
    Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
    That's not what I meant.
    It was, Marge, admit it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    No beer and TV make Homer go something something....

    Go crazy?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    and that was the story of the very first caramel cod...I mean halloween.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    Burns: Look at him Smithers, that’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen, you know who he reminds me of?

    Smithers: Snoopy

    Burns: No.

    Smithers: Snoop Doggy Dog!

    Burns: No, you know that fellow, who’s always standing and walking.

    Smithers: Rory Calhoun?

    Burns: Yes, Rory Calhoun. Look at him standing there on his hind legs, like Rory Calhoun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Go crazy?

    DON'T MIND IF I DO!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Stupid bug! you go squish now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    So..... do you like...... stuff?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermo dynamics!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Who controls the British crown?
    who keeps the metric system down?

    we do!
    we do!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    this is indeed a disturbing universe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    krudler wrote: »
    Who controls the British crown?
    who keeps the metric system down?

    we do!
    we do!

    Who keeps atlantis off the maps,
    who keeps the martians under wraps.

    We do, we do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Twilightning


    Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.


  • Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭Dubs


    "No, sorry, you've got the wrong number. This is 9-1-...2"

    "But they stole our lemon tree!"
    "I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing is gonna stop me in the middle of this sentence. You're gonna - LEMON TREE?!"

    "Rocky V + Rocky II = Rocky VII : Adrian's Revenge!"

    "Homer, You've got to fight back!"
    "That blue cactus is right. I've only got one shot. I've got to knock him out!"

    "You can run, but you can't glide!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 the gob


    homer j simpson your as smart as you are handsome

    HEY!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Guess how many boobs I saw today Marge? Fifteen!


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