Boob flashing v Dick flashing

lleti · 03-10-2019 8:30pm #1

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

EmmetSpiceland · 03-10-2019 8:33pm

lleti wrote: »

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

Everyone likes boobs. Man, woman and child.

No one likes a todger. Especially a little “floppy” one.

Quantum Erasure · 03-10-2019 8:33pm

*checks privilege

Leg End Reject · 03-10-2019 8:34pm

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Panthro · 03-10-2019 8:35pm

Above the knee and below the gee.
Means nothing to me.

Hey that rhymes.

JohnnyFlash · 03-10-2019 8:35pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Everyone likes boobs. Man, woman and child.

No one likes a todger. Especially a little “floppy” one.

Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

Allinall · 03-10-2019 8:37pm

I would seriously question anyone that is bothered enough to ask this.

Like, very seriously.

Quantum Erasure · 03-10-2019 8:38pm

punch up, stupid

lleti · 03-10-2019 8:40pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

So if an unattractive woman in her 50s comes on the bus and flashes her norks you would like it?

Paulzx · 03-10-2019 8:41pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Now that's just crazy talk..

Hector Savage · 03-10-2019 8:41pm

Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

kowloon · 03-10-2019 8:42pm

lleti wrote: »

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

If it was treated equally women would be able to walk around topless on Grafton St. during the Summer.

Edit: I meant equality of the sexes.

Leg End Reject · 03-10-2019 8:42pm

Hector Savage wrote: »

Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

Perfect!

Earthhorse · 03-10-2019 8:43pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Ah, they are pretty sexual, they are also pretty aesthetic unlike cocks.

Zorya · 03-10-2019 8:43pm

Lots of places in the world had women going round with no tops and everyone had bare bums, but lads still usually had to wear a big awkward sheath made of birds nests, feathers and bits of stick held together with dried iguana skins. Its just an age old taboo OP

JohnnyFlash · 03-10-2019 8:43pm

An ugly gooter isn’t much to look at either in fairness, especially if it looks like Paul O’Connell’s ear.

03-10-2019 8:45pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

You are correct re the primary function, but there is a significant secondary sexual (this probably shouldn't surprise anyone - I refer you to several decades of The Sun newspaper) purpose.

The human female mammary glans are significantly bigger than required to breastfeed.

Panthro · 03-10-2019 8:45pm

Zorya wrote: »

Lots of places in the world had women going round with no tops and everyone had bare bums, but lads still usually had to wear a big awkward sheath made of birds nests, feathers and bits of stick held together with dried iguana skins. Its just an age old taboo OP

Aye, giving rise to the age old chatup line "how's your nest?!"
And the obvious retort being "fulla pigeons!"

Ah we're a simple sort down our way so we are.

EmmetSpiceland · 03-10-2019 8:47pm

Hector Savage wrote: »

Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

While it’s certainly putting your “best foot” forward, H, you might be in more trouble over that.

I’d recommend a decent “semi” for waggling, a full on “rager” might be seen as a form of aggression. Hopefully not a micro one!!

Now, if we’re talking competitive “measuring” then you go hard or go home. Always bring your “A” game for that.

Annurca Apples · 03-10-2019 8:57pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

Sardonicat · 03-10-2019 8:58pm

Annurca Apples wrote: »

If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

Is it?!

EmmetSpiceland · 03-10-2019 9:02pm

Sardonicat wrote: »

Is it?!

I’ve heard men with “moobs”, man boobs, tend to give theirs a squeeze while they give themselves the old “tug of love”.

Helps them imagine what a “real” one would feel like.

03-10-2019 9:09pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I’ve heard men with “moobs”, man boobs, tend to give theirs a squeeze while they give themselves the old “tug of love”.

Helps them imagine what a “real” one would feel like.

What did I tell you about extrapolating your own experiences :pac:

ArchXStanton · 03-10-2019 9:11pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

banie01 · 03-10-2019 9:14pm

lleti wrote: »

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!

Wayne Jarvis · 03-10-2019 9:15pm

ArchXStanton wrote: »

Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

Or with the teeth if the woman has Vagina Dentata.

Sorry about that · 03-10-2019 9:17pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

An ugly gooter isn’t much to look at either in fairness, especially if it looks like Paul O’Connell’s ear.

Mmmm, Paul O'Connell...

bodhrandude · 03-10-2019 9:19pm

banie01 wrote: »

A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!

Yeah a Kneecap gig I think, of course there was Slane Girl too.

03-10-2019 9:20pm

ArchXStanton wrote: »

Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

You got an awful purdy mouth!

Sardonicat · 03-10-2019 9:20pm

Guy Person wrote: »

Or with the teeth if the woman has Vagina Dentata.

Femfresh toothpaste? I didn't know they made a toothpaste! Now, where's my 'electric toothbrush'.?

ceadaoin. · 03-10-2019 9:22pm

Annurca Apples wrote: »

If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

Pretty sure this exact same post word for word was posted in some other thread, probably the breastfeeding one. You have it in your clipboard ready to go or something?

ArchXStanton · 03-10-2019 9:32pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You got an awful purdy mouth!

Could do with a vajazzle.... It deserves a crown

Wayne Jarvis · 03-10-2019 9:33pm

Deleted User wrote: »

You got an awful purdy mouth!

Would

Annurca Apples · 03-10-2019 9:37pm

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Pretty sure this exact same post word for word was posted in some other thread, probably the breastfeeding one. You have it in your clipboard ready to go or something?

Why so serious

kowloon · 03-10-2019 10:34pm

The difference is the Predator is all teeth. I wouldn't trust it not to let its trophy hunter nature take over and grab itself a human horn for the collection.

EmmetSpiceland · 03-10-2019 11:01pm

I dunno, some of you seem fierce “picky”.

I get that a tidy little “Simpson’s mouth” looks nice and “neat” but I, personally, have always found the more yawning “hippo’s mouth” type to be easier to “navigate”.

Less of a “squeeze” too.

Sorry about that · 03-10-2019 11:14pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I dunno, some of you seem fierce “picky”.

I get that a tidy little “Simpson’s mouth” looks nice and “neat” but I, personally, have always found the more yawning “hippo’s mouth” type to be easier to “navigate”.

Less of a “squeeze” too.

You miss her, don't you?

dotsman · 03-10-2019 11:40pm

There appears to be a lot of hatred for the penis in this thread. Why do you guys hate your little guy so much?

Ush1 · 03-10-2019 11:54pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I dunno, some of you seem fierce “picky”.

I get that a tidy little “Simpson’s mouth” looks nice and “neat” but I, personally, have always found the more yawning “hippo’s mouth” type to be easier to “navigate”.

Less of a “squeeze” too.

Like a collapsed circus tent?

JohnnyFlash · 03-10-2019 11:58pm

Ush1 wrote: »

Like a collapsed circus tent?

Like Harry Redknapp’s eyelids, Ush.

nthclare · 04-10-2019 12:00am

banie01 wrote: »

A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!

must have gotten 25 year's for that lol

fash · 04-10-2019 7:51am

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Not exactly. The primary reason for the size of breasts is sexual signaling. The requirements for feeding offspring is much smaller- see female orangutan breasts for what breasts would look like is feeding offspring was the sole determining criterion.

Akrasia · 04-10-2019 7:57am

The reason knob flashing is worse than boob flashing is ‘because of the implication’

JohnnyFlash · 04-10-2019 8:06am

Akrasia wrote: »

The reason knob flashing is worse than boob flashing is ‘because of the implication’

What’s the implication of whipping out your ‘ham hock’?

EmmetSpiceland · 04-10-2019 8:10am

Sorry about that wrote: »

You miss her, don't you?

Still can’t look at a packet of the “wafer thin” style ham without causing some slight arousal.

NeinNeinNein · 04-10-2019 8:18am

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Still can’t look at a packet of the “wafer thin” style ham without causing some slight arousal.

Could lead to all manner of unfortunate outcomes at the deli counter.

lawred2 · 04-10-2019 8:24am

The Simpson's mouth?

Wut!?

Tired Gardener · 04-10-2019 8:31am

Flesh trumpets as everyone knows can be damaging If used incorrectly, hence can be seen as threatening.

Where as bags of joy, are never going to hurt or endanger anyone.

Fattybojangles · 04-10-2019 8:32am

lleti wrote: »

So if an unattractive woman in her 50s comes on the bus and flashes her norks you would like it?

One man's pig is another man's picasso.

Stevieluvsye · 04-10-2019 8:35am

Saw the thread title and said"J & E must be all over this"

Isn't a bit strange though when you are on holiday and all the ladies have their funbags out it's not the same vibe. But if ssame happened out in a local park here you'd be pulling the stomach off yourself

Fattybojangles · 04-10-2019 8:37am

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Saw the thread title and said"J & E must be all over this"

Isn't a bit strange though when you are on holiday and all the ladies have their funbags out it's not the same vibe. But if ssame happened out in a local park here you'd be pulling the stomach off yourself

That very much depends where your local park is

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