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Boob flashing v Dick flashing

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    #62
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Dr. Bre wrote: »
    Some bush that needed trimming..

    It looked the part.

    Actually when i think of her now, she was savage. One of these that is looking for another jump two minutes after you blew your first load


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    #63
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Flash your Moobs if you're that concerned OP.


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    #64
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,608 ✭✭✭Feisar


    greenspurs wrote: »
    Why do sooo many ladies get boob jobs then ?
    Does that improve milk production ?? :rolleyes:

    The roll eyes, almost as offensive as flashing a raging horn.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #65
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Only if you're over 40 you'll understand....

    I remember year's ago going on school tour and we always had the mooners, who'd flash their arse out the back window.....

    Back in those days it was considered a bit of fun, this was back in Catholic Ireland where people laughed at this...

    Then in the 80's you'd the local flashers, and a few of our mum's were flashed at, I remember my mum and her friend Mari laughing about getting flashed at, Mari RIP and mum were saying we must bring Joan up for a walk she'll get a fright but Joan thought it was funny too.

    Supposedly in Catholic Ireland we were all stuck up about sex, being honest they weren't.

    And the time's a rubber Johnnie would be seen somewhere.

    After school we'd all stop and look at the Jonnie like a pilgrimage to the rubber Johnnie....
    After a few weeks it was all crinkled up...
    But that fallic symbol was like a pilgrimage to us lads in the 80's a load of 12 year olds looking at the Johnnie

    Now before any sanctimonious knobs have anything smart to say or get offended by this post.
    My message to you is go fck yourself...

    And then there was the porn mags, that was another pilgrimage... some one would dump porn mags and we'd leave them there, because it was like another pilgrimage...

    We'd not move the magazine's and they'ed stay there until the fade with the weather....

    We all were not damaged or influenced by these things, it was just a skit and lads growing up...

    Oh how time's have changed....

    Hail the rubber Johnnie and porn stash...


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    #66
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,624 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    Frenchies and skin mags.


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    #67
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    They were more real times in a way, nth clare.
    I remember finding a porn stash when I was about 16 (girl). It was a hotel manager's stash, he was a youngish guy and very elegant, handsome, cosmopolitan. I was staying in the hotel worker's digs temporarily for a weekend as they weree going to get me other accommodation and he had been staying in that room previously, and there was a big black plastic bag left in one corner of the room. Im talking hundreds of magazines from Europe. I had just left a small rural town to go to work in the big city the summer pre college. Completely wide eyed and really innocent even compared to my peers. Had never drank or had a boyfriend as I was very shy and nerdy. It was an informative weekend. I really studied what was on offer! Though I must say the magazines would be considered very vanilla nowadays. They showed everything but very nicely. I do pity young girls now with so many lads hooked into crazy porn. I have read that girls are suffering because of it - more choking, compulsion to do anal, more abusive violent sex. Yuck.


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    #68
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    nthclare wrote: »
    some one would dump porn mags and we'd leave them there, because it was like another pilgrimage...

    Which was a thing for some reason. A few friends and I found (almost said came across, but I'm not going to make it that easy for ye) a stash of old mags in a ditch up an old passage (okay, that one's free) and thought it was amazing. We were about 11. One guy was disgusted, so me and another guy were like, Yeah, and look at this page it's even more disgusting, I wonder how disgusting the next page will be... :pac:

    The funny thing was the genius that threw it away threw them away in an envelope... an envelope with his name and address on it. :pac:


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    #69
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    Zorya wrote: »
    I remember finding a porn stash when I was about 16 (girl). It was a hotel manager's stash, he was a youngish guy and very elegant, handsome, cosmopolitan. I was staying in the hotel worker's digs temporarily for a weekend as they weree going to get me other accommodation and he had been staying in that room previously, and there was a big black plastic bag left in one corner of the room. Im talking hundreds of magazines from Europe. I had just left a small rural town to go to work in the big city the summer pre college. Completely wide eyed and really innocent even compared to my peers. Had never drank or had a boyfriend as I was very shy and nerdy. It was an informative weekend. I really studied what was on offer!

    Okay, up to that point I thought I was reading an "article" from one of those magazines :pac: The anti-climax was palpable :D


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    #70
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Mammary gland v penial gland


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    #71
    Annurca Apples
    Site Banned Posts: 66 ✭✭Annurca Apples


    Zorya wrote: »
    They were more real times in a way, nth clare.
    I remember finding a porn stash when I was about 16 (girl). It was a hotel manager's stash, he was a youngish guy and very elegant, handsome, cosmopolitan. I was staying in the hotel worker's digs temporarily for a weekend as they weree going to get me other accommodation and he had been staying in that room previously, and there was a big black plastic bag left in one corner of the room. Im talking hundreds of magazines from Europe. I had just left a small rural town to go to work in the big city the summer pre college. Completely wide eyed and really innocent even compared to my peers. Had never drank or had a boyfriend as I was very shy and nerdy. It was an informative weekend. I really studied what was on offer! Though I must say the magazines would be considered very vanilla nowadays. They showed everything but very nicely. I do pity young girls now with so many lads hooked into crazy porn. I have read that girls are suffering because of it - more choking, compulsion to do anal, more abusive violent sex. Yuck.

    Hope they weren't too sticky.


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    #72
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Okay, up to that point I thought I was reading an "article" from one of those magazines :pac: The anti-climax was palpable :D

    I like a story to have a sting in the tail :)


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    #73
    lleti
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 271 ✭✭lleti


    jester77 wrote: »
    The post makes no sense, you are not even comparing like with like. Lots of men go around topless and few complain.

    If someone drops their pants, then it's considered indecent regardless of whether they are male or female.

    If a woman touches a man on the chest it's ok but if a man did the same it's sexual assault. It's not comparable.


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    #74
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    fash wrote: »
    Not exactly. The primary reason for the size of breasts is sexual signaling. The requirements for feeding offspring is much smaller- see female orangutan breasts for what breasts would look like is feeding offspring was the sole determining criterion.

    But some women have very small boobs. I mean, really small. Smaller than orang utans. Nipple and not much else. And those women are still considered attractive by many men as despite what popular culture tells us, sizeable boobs are not the be-all and end-all.


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    #75
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    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »
    But some women have very small boobs. I mean, really small. Smaller than orang utans. Nipple and not much else. And those women are still considered attractive by many men as despite what popular culture tells us, sizeable boobs are not the be-all and end-all.

    That's not the point he (or I before that) was making.


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    #76
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »
    But some women have very small boobs. I mean, really small. Smaller than orang utans. Nipple and not much else. And those women are still considered attractive by many men as despite what popular culture tells us, sizeable boobs are not the be-all and end-all.

    Men seem to prioritise a certain part of a body that takes their fancy most. Leg's never did anything for me.


    I do like to take a good bite out of a lovely arse though


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    #77
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Deleted User wrote: »
    That's not the point he (or I before that) was making.

    Actually, it is. He focused on size a lot. Reread his post - “the primary reason for the size of breasts...”. (emphasis mine)


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    #78
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    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »
    Actually, it is. He focused on size a lot. Reread his post.

    No, it's that human (female) breasts have more functions than breastfeeding - that they are for sexual arousal also. The proof of this is the relative size of breasts to what would be required for their primary function. You just read, big boobs are required for them to be sexually arousing.

    The one thing he is wrong about (arguably) is that their primary function is for arousal.


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    #79
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No, it's that human (female) breasts have more functions than breastfeeding - that they are for sexual arousal also. The proof of this is the relative size of breasts to what would be required for their primary function. You just read, big boobs are required for them to be sexually arousing.

    The one thing he is wrong about (arguably) is that their primary function is for arousal.

    Obviously.

    That poster said the primary function was as a sexual signifier. Not just of one of their functions but the primary function. And then pointed to the size of human breasts in comparison to those of those of an orang utan to back that point up. But many human breasts are smaller than that so it was not a good way to argue that being a sexual signifier is their primary function.


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    #80
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Zorya wrote: »
    They were more real times in a way, nth clare.
    I remember finding a porn stash when I was about 16 (girl). It was a hotel manager's stash, he was a youngish guy and very elegant, handsome, cosmopolitan. I was staying in the hotel worker's digs temporarily for a weekend as they weree going to get me other accommodation and he had been staying in that room previously, and there was a big black plastic bag left in one corner of the room. Im talking hundreds of magazines from Europe. I had just left a small rural town to go to work in the big city the summer pre college. Completely wide eyed and really innocent even compared to my peers. Had never drank or had a boyfriend as I was very shy and nerdy. It was an informative weekend. I really studied what was on offer! Though I must say the magazines would be considered very vanilla nowadays. They showed everything but very nicely. I do pity young girls now with so many lads hooked into crazy porn. I have read that girls are suffering because of it - more choking, compulsion to do anal, more abusive violent sex. Yuck.

    Different times back then, people had a sense of humour.

    Sex was a bit taboo, but in my opinion Taboo adds a bit of naughtiness to Life

    Especially if it's between two responsible adults and nobody's being hurt emotionally and it's a square deal.

    The perpetually offended are actually just like the goody two shoes of year's ago...

    Strident Catholicism and third wave femminisits and the looney left and alt right are all the same...

    Just **** stirring knobs


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    #81
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    Men seem to prioritise a certain part of a body that takes their fancy most. Leg's never did anything for me.


    I do like to take a good bite out of a lovely arse though

    I love shoulder's on a woman, and the back of the neck... with a sprinkling of freckles and that robin red Brest blood flow....in the front just below the neck....

    Thant turns me on more than a pair of tits or a bare naked ass....

    Redhead's have the moat amazing skin tones, it just really hits the fire in my DNA


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    #82
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    nthclare wrote: »
    I love shoulder's on a woman, and the back of the neck... with a sprinkling of freckles and that robin red Brest blood flow....in the front just below the neck....

    Thant turns me on more than a pair of tits or a bare naked ass....

    Redhead's have the moat amazing skin tones, it just really hits the fire in my DNA

    My point exactly.

    One mate of mine is in to ears, another in to toes


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    #83
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    My point exactly.

    One mate of mine is in to ears, another in to toes

    giphy.gif

    But surely as part of the whole package. It would be a short affair if 'twas mostly about the ears.


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    #84
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Zorya wrote: »
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    But surely as part of the whole package. It would be a short affair if 'twas mostly about the ears.

    I agree. He was particular about ear lobes.

    Who's to say that's weird though as i love an oul tongue rimming meself from the mrs


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    #85
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    I agree. He was particular about ear lobes.

    Who's to say that's weird though as i love an oul tongue rimming meself from the mrs

    All the better to hear you with, says the big bad wolf :)


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    #86
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,695 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Stevieluvsye wrote: »

    Who's to say that's weird though as i love an oul tongue rimming meself from the mrs

    This is wonderful information and i for one am a better person for knowing it.


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    #87
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    I agree. He was particular about ear lobes.

    Who's to say that's weird though as i love an oul tongue rimming meself from the mrs

    Sharing is caring Stevie.:o


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    #88
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Panthro wrote: »
    This is wonderful information and i for one am a better person for knowing it.

    Thanks. Appreciate the support and knowing i have made a differance today


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    #89
    NeinNeinNein
    Registered Users Posts: 5,624 ✭✭✭NeinNeinNein


    An ear rimming?


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    #90
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    Thanks. Appreciate the support and knowing i have made a differance today

    You will have to spell difference differently though.. :p


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    #91
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    NeinNeinNein wrote: »
    An ear rimming?

    Full tongue action inside and around the ear.

    Highly recommend it


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