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Boob flashing v Dick flashing

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  • 03-10-2019 8:30pm
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    lleti
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 271 ✭✭


    Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

    How is this?


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    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,612 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    lleti wrote: »
    Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

    How is this?

    Everyone likes boobs. Man, woman and child.

    No one likes a todger. Especially a little “floppy” one.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,322 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    *checks privilege


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    Leg End Reject
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    The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,777 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Above the knee and below the gee.
    Means nothing to me.

    Hey that rhymes.


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    JohnnyFlash
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    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Everyone likes boobs. Man, woman and child.

    No one likes a todger. Especially a little “floppy” one.

    Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.


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    Allinall
    Registered Users Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭Allinall


    I would seriously question anyone that is bothered enough to ask this.

    Like, very seriously.


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    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,322 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    punch up, stupid


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    lleti
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 271 ✭✭lleti


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

    So if an unattractive woman in her 50s comes on the bus and flashes her norks you would like it?


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    Paulzx
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    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

    Now that's just crazy talk..


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    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?


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    kowloon
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    lleti wrote: »
    Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

    How is this?

    If it was treated equally women would be able to walk around topless on Grafton St. during the Summer.

    Edit: I meant equality of the sexes.


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    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,672 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

    Perfect!
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    Earthhorse
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    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

    Ah, they are pretty sexual, they are also pretty aesthetic unlike cocks.


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    Zorya
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    Lots of places in the world had women going round with no tops and everyone had bare bums, but lads still usually had to wear a big awkward sheath made of birds nests, feathers and bits of stick held together with dried iguana skins. Its just an age old taboo OP


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    JohnnyFlash
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    An ugly gooter isn’t much to look at either in fairness, especially if it looks like Paul O’Connell’s ear.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

    You are correct re the primary function, but there is a significant secondary sexual (this probably shouldn't surprise anyone - I refer you to several decades of The Sun newspaper) purpose.

    The human female mammary glans are significantly bigger than required to breastfeed.


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    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,777 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Zorya wrote: »
    Lots of places in the world had women going round with no tops and everyone had bare bums, but lads still usually had to wear a big awkward sheath made of birds nests, feathers and bits of stick held together with dried iguana skins. Its just an age old taboo OP

    Aye, giving rise to the age old chatup line "how's your nest?!"
    And the obvious retort being "fulla pigeons!"

    Ah we're a simple sort down our way so we are.


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    EmmetSpiceland
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    Hector Savage wrote: »
    Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

    While it’s certainly putting your “best foot” forward, H, you might be in more trouble over that.

    I’d recommend a decent “semi” for waggling, a full on “rager” might be seen as a form of aggression. Hopefully not a micro one!!

    Now, if we’re talking competitive “measuring” then you go hard or go home. Always bring your “A” game for that.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    Annurca Apples
    Site Banned Posts: 66 ✭✭Annurca Apples


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

    If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?


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    Sardonicat
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    Annurca Apples wrote: »
    If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

    Is it?!


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    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,612 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Is it?!

    I’ve heard men with “moobs”, man boobs, tend to give theirs a squeeze while they give themselves the old “tug of love”.

    Helps them imagine what a “real” one would feel like.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    [Deleted User]
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    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    I’ve heard men with “moobs”, man boobs, tend to give theirs a squeeze while they give themselves the old “tug of love”.

    Helps them imagine what a “real” one would feel like.

    What did I tell you about extrapolating your own experiences :pac:


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    ArchXStanton
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    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

    Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth


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    banie01
    Registered Users Posts: 16,604 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    lleti wrote: »
    Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

    How is this?

    A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!


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    Wayne Jarvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Wayne Jarvis


    ArchXStanton wrote: »
    Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

    Or with the teeth if the woman has Vagina Dentata.


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    Sorry about that
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    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    An ugly gooter isn’t much to look at either in fairness, especially if it looks like Paul O’Connell’s ear.

    Mmmm, Paul O'Connell...


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    bodhrandude
    Registered Users Posts: 12,465 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    banie01 wrote: »
    A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!

    Yeah a Kneecap gig I think, of course there was Slane Girl too.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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    [Deleted User]
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    ArchXStanton wrote: »
    Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

    Prime-1-Fugutive-Predator-Bust-009.jpg

    You got an awful purdy mouth!


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    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,385 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Guy Person wrote: »
    Or with the teeth if the woman has Vagina Dentata.

    Femfresh toothpaste? I didn't know they made a toothpaste! Now, where's my 'electric toothbrush'.?


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    ceadaoin.
    Registered Users Posts: 8,148 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    Annurca Apples wrote: »
    If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

    Pretty sure this exact same post word for word was posted in some other thread, probably the breastfeeding one. You have it in your clipboard ready to go or something?


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