Boob flashing v Dick flashing

lleti · 03-10-2019 08:30PM #1

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

EmmetSpiceland · 03-10-2019 08:33PM

lleti wrote: »

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

Everyone likes boobs. Man, woman and child.

No one likes a todger. Especially a little “floppy” one.

Quantum Erasure · 03-10-2019 08:33PM

*checks privilege

Leg End Reject · 03-10-2019 08:34PM

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Panthro · 03-10-2019 08:35PM

Above the knee and below the gee.
Means nothing to me.

Hey that rhymes.

JohnnyFlash · 03-10-2019 08:35PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Everyone likes boobs. Man, woman and child.

No one likes a todger. Especially a little “floppy” one.

Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

Allinall · 03-10-2019 08:37PM

I would seriously question anyone that is bothered enough to ask this.

Like, very seriously.

Quantum Erasure · 03-10-2019 08:38PM

punch up, stupid

lleti · 03-10-2019 08:40PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

So if an unattractive woman in her 50s comes on the bus and flashes her norks you would like it?

Paulzx · 03-10-2019 08:41PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Now that's just crazy talk..

Hector Savage · 03-10-2019 08:41PM

Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

kowloon · 03-10-2019 08:42PM

lleti wrote: »

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

If it was treated equally women would be able to walk around topless on Grafton St. during the Summer.

Edit: I meant equality of the sexes.

Leg End Reject · 03-10-2019 08:42PM

Hector Savage wrote: »

Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

Perfect!

Earthhorse · 03-10-2019 08:43PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Ah, they are pretty sexual, they are also pretty aesthetic unlike cocks.

Zorya · 03-10-2019 08:43PM

Lots of places in the world had women going round with no tops and everyone had bare bums, but lads still usually had to wear a big awkward sheath made of birds nests, feathers and bits of stick held together with dried iguana skins. Its just an age old taboo OP

JohnnyFlash · 03-10-2019 08:43PM

An ugly gooter isn’t much to look at either in fairness, especially if it looks like Paul O’Connell’s ear.

03-10-2019 08:45PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

You are correct re the primary function, but there is a significant secondary sexual (this probably shouldn't surprise anyone - I refer you to several decades of The Sun newspaper) purpose.

The human female mammary glans are significantly bigger than required to breastfeed.

Panthro · 03-10-2019 08:45PM

Zorya wrote: »

Lots of places in the world had women going round with no tops and everyone had bare bums, but lads still usually had to wear a big awkward sheath made of birds nests, feathers and bits of stick held together with dried iguana skins. Its just an age old taboo OP

Aye, giving rise to the age old chatup line "how's your nest?!"
And the obvious retort being "fulla pigeons!"

Ah we're a simple sort down our way so we are.

EmmetSpiceland · 03-10-2019 08:47PM

Hector Savage wrote: »

Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

While it’s certainly putting your “best foot” forward, H, you might be in more trouble over that.

I’d recommend a decent “semi” for waggling, a full on “rager” might be seen as a form of aggression. Hopefully not a micro one!!

Now, if we’re talking competitive “measuring” then you go hard or go home. Always bring your “A” game for that.

Annurca Apples · 03-10-2019 08:57PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

Sardonicat · 03-10-2019 08:58PM

Annurca Apples wrote: »

If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

Is it?!

EmmetSpiceland · 03-10-2019 09:02PM

Sardonicat wrote: »

Is it?!

I’ve heard men with “moobs”, man boobs, tend to give theirs a squeeze while they give themselves the old “tug of love”.

Helps them imagine what a “real” one would feel like.

03-10-2019 09:09PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I’ve heard men with “moobs”, man boobs, tend to give theirs a squeeze while they give themselves the old “tug of love”.

Helps them imagine what a “real” one would feel like.

What did I tell you about extrapolating your own experiences :pac:

ArchXStanton · 03-10-2019 09:11PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

banie01 · 03-10-2019 09:14PM

lleti wrote: »

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!

Wayne Jarvis · 03-10-2019 09:15PM

ArchXStanton wrote: »

Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

Or with the teeth if the woman has Vagina Dentata.

Sorry about that · 03-10-2019 09:17PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

An ugly gooter isn’t much to look at either in fairness, especially if it looks like Paul O’Connell’s ear.

Mmmm, Paul O'Connell...

bodhrandude · 03-10-2019 09:19PM

banie01 wrote: »

A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!

Yeah a Kneecap gig I think, of course there was Slane Girl too.

03-10-2019 09:20PM

ArchXStanton wrote: »

Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

You got an awful purdy mouth!

Sardonicat · 03-10-2019 09:20PM

Guy Person wrote: »

Or with the teeth if the woman has Vagina Dentata.

Femfresh toothpaste? I didn't know they made a toothpaste! Now, where's my 'electric toothbrush'.?

ceadaoin. · 03-10-2019 09:22PM

Annurca Apples wrote: »

If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

Pretty sure this exact same post word for word was posted in some other thread, probably the breastfeeding one. You have it in your clipboard ready to go or something?

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