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Boob flashing v Dick flashing

lleti

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

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EmmetSpiceland

lleti wrote: »

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

Everyone likes boobs. Man, woman and child.

No one likes a todger. Especially a little “floppy” one.

Quantum Erasure

*checks privilege

Leg End Reject

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Panthro

Above the knee and below the gee.
Means nothing to me.

Hey that rhymes.

JohnnyFlash

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Everyone likes boobs. Man, woman and child.

No one likes a todger. Especially a little “floppy” one.

Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

Allinall

I would seriously question anyone that is bothered enough to ask this.

Like, very seriously.

Quantum Erasure

punch up, stupid

lleti

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

So if an unattractive woman in her 50s comes on the bus and flashes her norks you would like it?

Paulzx

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Now that's just crazy talk..

Hector Savage

Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

kowloon

lleti wrote: »

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

If it was treated equally women would be able to walk around topless on Grafton St. during the Summer.

Edit: I meant equality of the sexes.

Leg End Reject

Hector Savage wrote: »

Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

Perfect!

Earthhorse

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

Ah, they are pretty sexual, they are also pretty aesthetic unlike cocks.

Zorya

Lots of places in the world had women going round with no tops and everyone had bare bums, but lads still usually had to wear a big awkward sheath made of birds nests, feathers and bits of stick held together with dried iguana skins. Its just an age old taboo OP

JohnnyFlash

An ugly gooter isn’t much to look at either in fairness, especially if it looks like Paul O’Connell’s ear.

[Deleted User]

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

You are correct re the primary function, but there is a significant secondary sexual (this probably shouldn't surprise anyone - I refer you to several decades of The Sun newspaper) purpose.

The human female mammary glans are significantly bigger than required to breastfeed.

Panthro

Zorya wrote: »

Lots of places in the world had women going round with no tops and everyone had bare bums, but lads still usually had to wear a big awkward sheath made of birds nests, feathers and bits of stick held together with dried iguana skins. Its just an age old taboo OP

Aye, giving rise to the age old chatup line "how's your nest?!"
And the obvious retort being "fulla pigeons!"

Ah we're a simple sort down our way so we are.

EmmetSpiceland

Hector Savage wrote: »

Right so flaccid mickeys are the problem, is it ok if I do it with a raging horn ?

While it’s certainly putting your “best foot” forward, H, you might be in more trouble over that.

I’d recommend a decent “semi” for waggling, a full on “rager” might be seen as a form of aggression. Hopefully not a micro one!!

Now, if we’re talking competitive “measuring” then you go hard or go home. Always bring your “A” game for that.

Annurca Apples

Leg End Reject wrote: »

The primary function of the mammary glands is to nourish offspring. They are not sexual in reality, just intricatedly linked with femininity.

If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

Sardonicat

Annurca Apples wrote: »

If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

Is it?!

EmmetSpiceland

Sardonicat wrote: »

Is it?!

I’ve heard men with “moobs”, man boobs, tend to give theirs a squeeze while they give themselves the old “tug of love”.

Helps them imagine what a “real” one would feel like.

[Deleted User]

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I’ve heard men with “moobs”, man boobs, tend to give theirs a squeeze while they give themselves the old “tug of love”.

Helps them imagine what a “real” one would feel like.

What did I tell you about extrapolating your own experiences :pac:

ArchXStanton

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Ya, norks are great. They cheer everyone up. A flaccid Herman though is nothing short of disgusting.

Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

banie01

lleti wrote: »

Why is this not treated equally? A woman flashed her milk cartons at a Post Malone concert and it went viral yet if a man flashed his winky he'd be called a pervert.

How is this?

A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!

Wayne Jarvis

ArchXStanton wrote: »

Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

Or with the teeth if the woman has Vagina Dentata.

Sorry about that

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

An ugly gooter isn’t much to look at either in fairness, especially if it looks like Paul O’Connell’s ear.

Mmmm, Paul O'Connell...

bodhrandude

banie01 wrote: »

A man did flash his wonky at some concert in Galway and sexually assaulted all the women there!

Yeah a Kneecap gig I think, of course there was Slane Girl too.

[Deleted User]

ArchXStanton wrote: »

Vaginas look like predators mouth... Without the teeth

You got an awful purdy mouth!

Sardonicat

Guy Person wrote: »

Or with the teeth if the woman has Vagina Dentata.

Femfresh toothpaste? I didn't know they made a toothpaste! Now, where's my 'electric toothbrush'.?

ceadaoin.

Annurca Apples wrote: »

If they're not sexual why is it quite common for women to fondle and grab their breasts when they masturbate?

Pretty sure this exact same post word for word was posted in some other thread, probably the breastfeeding one. You have it in your clipboard ready to go or something?