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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    rawn wrote: »
    "Time fora new goal in life make my family as happy as they can b first ting tommro mornin new me no *OP's name* second names coming into play *guy's name* plz respect dat don't wana delete me I no av me girly an me kiddies don't need nothing else love u babes I'd b gone without ur strength"

    Time for a new goal in my life and that goal is to make my family as happy as they can be. First thing tomorrow morning there shall be a new me. No more Derek*, from now on please address me as my second name Mark*. Please respect that I don't want to delete who I am. I now have my girl and my children and I don't need for anything else. I love you babe I would be gone without your strength.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,352 ✭✭✭✭TitianGerm


    anna080 wrote: »
    Time for a new goal in my life and that goal is to make my family as happy as they can be. First thing tomorrow morning there shall be a new me. No more Derek*, from now on please address me as my second name Mark*. Please respect that I don't want to delete who I am. I now have my girl and my children and I don't need for anything else. I love you babe I would be gone without your strength.

    You Sir are a genius :D


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Sounds like the perfect cover story


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Sounds like the perfect cover story
    "Where did all the porn come from? . . . I was HACKED! It's the only explanation."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Woshy


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Someone in my feed shared this from a page on Facebook :

    National Security

    Parents beware
    Parents,guardians and teachers should make themselves aware of the latest craze to sweep through Irish schools. Charlie Charlie Challenge is basically a form of ouija board game where children ask questions of a supposedly deceased Mexican child. In the past week this has been doing the rounds of schools in Dublin. A truth or dare game with a sinister dimension.

    :/

    Really?

    My aunt is a teacher and had one of her 3rd class kids roaring crying over this Charlie Chatlie game the other dat so it's apparently true. The girl was terrified.

    Kids these days, eh? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    It's bollicks game with pencils


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭valoren


    All the statues about the Leaving Cert and I'm in Spain chillin' :)






    * apt for the day the English exam is on.


  • Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭FreeFallin94


    "eating Subway at Subway Newcastle West... Man I'm stuffed just at a 6inch hearty italian wiv tickka cheese an lettuce an sweetcorn an bbq sauce wiv a coke feel so queasy only got 1 bite out da cookie oh man don't feel so gud but was worth it x"
    /
    Along with a picture of her drink and half-eaten cookie. Riveting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    "of now havin my wouderful meal tha smells amazin tha my boo made for me and my kids. my man is very handy in the kitchen and of course the bed. boom wha u say now nity night all."

    Boom.


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "of now havin my wouderful meal tha smells amazin tha my boo made for me and my kids. my man is very handy in the kitchen and of course the bed. boom wha u say now nity night all."

    Boom.

    Boom, indeed :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Chris Martin


    "Cali(fornian) girl from the Vatican tour.
    I came here because so many people said it was great and you said you were coming here.
    No disappointment except I didn't run into you, the chances were gastronomical."

    Missed his chance at love but admittedly, chances of seeing her amidst the throngs of Venice were gastronomical.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,190 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    "Cali(fornian) girl from the Vatican tour.
    I came here because so many people said it was great and you said you were coming here.
    No disappointment except I didn't run into you, the chances were gastronomical."

    Missed his chance at love but admittedly, chances of seeing her amidst the throngs of Venice were gastronomical.

    He should have tried McDonald's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭frash


    "Cali(fornian) girl from the Vatican tour.
    I came here because so many people said it was great and you said you were coming here.
    No disappointment except I didn't run into you, the chances were gastronomical."

    Missed his chance at love but admittedly, chances of seeing her amidst the throngs of Venice were gastronomical.

    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    I assume he met her on the Vatican tour where she told him she was going to Venice. He followed her to Venice despite there only being a gastronomical chance he would run into her there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 619 ✭✭✭niallo32


    "Yous are one un a million .. I got a form to keep my 18 year old on my payment and they sent ne out the form to get filled out . I got that done and sent it back. Then they send me out the rate with the change over and ny 18 year old isn't included .. I called up to the yesterday cse on the form I had t get stamped by Skool it said I would paid for the 3 months of the summer and so on if she goes t college but the social told the that the forms are wrong and they have tried to get this changed with head quarters so basically I said well if I bring yous proof that she is starting college in Sept will yous continue to pay me and they said no. So at the busy times wen luds want to go places and do things I'm down thirty euros but they will back date it in Sept which is costing the tax payer more money . Thanks sorry for the ramble"

    In response to a Shinner politician campaigning against cuts to the most vulnerable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    niallo32 wrote: »
    "get stamped by Skool

    skool, love it


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Good luck to all the ***** in doing there tests sweating it ou haha :-) :-) :-) wile I lie here in bed an get stoned haha I'd hate to be them :-P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    When I was a kid it was pokemon cards that threatened national security.

    Pogs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,277 ✭✭✭Chris Martin


    frash wrote: »
    :confused:
    Ice Storm wrote: »
    I assume he met her on the Vatican tour where she told him she was going to Venice. He followed her to Venice despite there only being a gastronomical chance he would run into her there.

    Yup, met each other on trip in Vatican, when in Rome, and went up to Venice then.
    Stayed in Venice past 4 months for college, and majority of tourists I talk to spend a couple of days in each place trying to see as much as possible.

    Not a mistake, but can be seen as it without context.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 179 ✭✭mocha please!


    TheChevron wrote: »

    Would have LOVED to have seen the responses to that one.

    Just did a search in the group and it's gone now though. :( Must have been deleted.

    That group is actually a great one for hilariously stupid questions and answers!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    Would have LOVED to have seen the responses to that one.

    Just did a search in the group and it's gone now though. :( Must have been deleted.

    That group is actually a great one for hilariously stupid questions and answers!

    I'd say the page imploded after that question.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Another gem from the Anyone know group.

    Anyone have the number for the man that helps you find things. St. Anthony must be on holidays.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    Woshy wrote: »
    My aunt is a teacher and had one of her 3rd class kids roaring crying over this Charlie Chatlie game the other dat so it's apparently true. The girl was terrified.

    Kids these days, eh? :D

    Wonder has this "game" been revived because the Facebook comedian Cian Twomey did a video recently that featured this game?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Wonder has this "game" been revived because the Facebook comedian Cian Twomey did a video recently that featured this game?

    My OH tagged me in one of his videos yesterday thinking I'd find it funny, I'm considering ending it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    My OH tagged me in one of his videos yesterday thinking I'd find it funny, I'm considering ending it.

    Think he's peaked now (Cian not your OH!)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Think he's peaked now (Cian not your OH!)

    He's now doing "advertising" videos. He's peaked and started falling already.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    ratmouse wrote: »
    ... Facebook comedian Cian Twomey ...
    Wait.

    This is a thing?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Wait.

    This is a thing?

    Yeah, sketch videos with a sprinkling of "plz Lyk my friends page" thrown in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    He's now doing "advertising" videos. He's peaked and started falling already.

    The "advertising" videos are pure rubbish. Not at all funny.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 184 ✭✭Holysock


    "Well been in bed over 2 hour , ive felt soooo **** over last 2 weeks its been mad , mother nature visiting unexpectedly AGAIN sorry lol , tooth abcess , hayfever / allergy knocking fook outta me , babies been born , sexed n people dying, n trying to help with funeral arrangements jeeez emotions all over the place, n had to go buy myself some iron tablets n get well tonic today ha but thk feck i think its workin as feel bit better n finally meeting my 2 lil cuzs tomorro ( they've only been here since friday , ) a catch up n few drinks at the bezzys sounds like a plan to me , night facefookers xxxx"

    So much tedious information...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Wonder has this "game" been revived because the Facebook comedian Cian Twomey did a video recently that featured this game?

    You put game in inverted commas but not comedian.

    I know humour is subjective but I don't get the fuss about him, the OH was watching his video about Irish girlfriends asking who other girls were. Could only have ten seconds of it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭FreeFallin94


    All posted today:

    "Single pringle ready to mingle".

    "Lovin life single summer belly out showin off my slim body tat I worked so hard on any single guys comment digits please x"

    "Not single long an got my first kiss of a fine man wasn't he fair hot lauren gonna miss yaz long time doll x".

    The middle one is my favourite!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    All posted today:

    "Single pringle ready to mingle".

    "Lovin life single summer belly out showin off my slim body tat I worked so hard on any single guys comment digits please x"

    "Not single long an got my first kiss of a fine man wasn't he fair hot lauren gonna miss yaz long time doll x".

    The middle one is my favourite!

    Digits?! The brazen hussy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭wallywhittle


    F8ckin muck savages on their tractors again, same thing every June cutting till all hours, never should have moved to the country. Shower of nosey c8nts is all looking over me wall when I'm trying relax.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    " Ntun bt rats rnd ere ****ty gards raidin my hse ye devious ***** u wont ave an ounce of luck smells"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭skirtgirl


    "ive to get of tis and do sum work now tha ive the house to myself kiddies in school and angel just gone to wounder land nurshy. bless her shes startin junior infants in septeber . shes brains like like her dad. which is gooid. i no she,ll b brill in school. so im of peps for awhile house to clean. man to plez and ill catch up wit the weather. have a good day all. and stay away from drama. its beneath me now thats wha i want so for those who still live a breed for it keep it well away from me. unless it includes ky fanily getin hurt now thas a diffo story. i wish ye all the best and a good day. xxx for ny fanily and tru friends"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭lizzyman


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "ive to get of tis and do sum work now tha ive the house to myself kiddies in school and angel just gone to wounder land nurshy. bless her shes startin junior infants in septeber . shes brains like like her dad. which is gooid. i no she,ll b brill in school. so im of peps for awhile house to clean. man to plez and ill catch up wit the weather. have a good day all. and stay away from drama. its beneath me now thats wha i want so for those who still live a breed for it keep it well away from me. unless it includes ky fanily getin hurt now thas a diffo story. i wish ye all the best and a good day. xxx for ny fanily and tru friends"

    That's a relief then. I'd be surprised if the author of that post can tie their shoelaces unaided.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,190 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Holysock wrote: »
    "Well been in bed over 2 hour , ive felt soooo **** over last 2 weeks its been mad , mother nature visiting unexpectedly AGAIN sorry lol , tooth abcess , hayfever / allergy knocking fook outta me , babies been born , sexed n people dying, n trying to help with funeral arrangements jeeez emotions all over the place, n had to go buy myself some iron tablets n get well tonic today ha but thk feck i think its workin as feel bit better n finally meeting my 2 lil cuzs tomorro ( they've only been here since friday , ) a catch up n few drinks at the bezzys sounds like a plan to me , night facefookers xxxx"

    So much tedious information...

    Find the value of n?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭reap-a-rat


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "ive to get of tis and do sum work now tha ive the house to myself kiddies in school and angel just gone to wounder land nurshy. bless her shes startin junior infants in septeber . shes brains like like her dad. which is gooid. i no she,ll b brill in school. so im of peps for awhile house to clean. man to plez and ill catch up wit the weather. have a good day all. and stay away from drama. its beneath me now thats wha i want so for those who still live a breed for it keep it well away from me. unless it includes ky fanily getin hurt now thas a diffo story. i wish ye all the best and a good day. xxx for ny fanily and tru friends"

    :eek::eek::eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    skirtgirl wrote: »
    "ive to get of tis and do sum work now tha ive the house to myself kiddies in school and angel just gone to wounder land nurshy. bless her shes startin junior infants in septeber . shes brains like like her dad. which is gooid. "

    I mean most people manage to get to junior infants... Is the status writer saying she didn't get that far?!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    ivytwine wrote: »
    I mean most people manage to get to junior infants... Is the status writer saying she didn't get that far?!!

    Unless her keyboard is broken her spelling suggests she only went to school during he holidays.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13,018 ✭✭✭✭jank


    My God, this thread makes me want to pack a shotgun and go hunting some of these tools!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Peppa Pig


    friend 1 wrote:
    Teaching kids that Hell exists is child abuse
    OK - I can handle that one
    Teaching them that Heaven exists is also child abuse
    OK - I don't agree but respect your opinion
    other FoF wrote:
    Bringing children into this world is child abuse
    Ah FFS would you ever just cop on

    All three were serious ....

    What then followed was a long metaphysical discussion before one told the other to f off and unfriend her :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Peppa Pig wrote: »
    OK - I can handle that one


    OK - I don't agree but respect your opinion


    Ah FFS would you ever just cop on

    All three were serious ....

    What then followed was a long metaphysical discussion before one told the other to f off and unfriend her :D

    The great philosophical discussion of: What came first, the child or the child abuse?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,203 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    loven da new air max i got meself ,soo onwords a upwords frm now on ,nite in wit d family an me sis went n bought loads of ice creams an jam tarts d whole lot, ah shur y not ,dnt leve me breatless lol dnt leve me bald haha no mean sis ,haters guna hate stalkers guna stalk da page so lets giv em reason haha dnt hate us cuz u aint us ,fool of a fein


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Samsgirl wrote: »
    loven da new air max i got meself ,soo onwords a upwords frm now on ,nite in wit d family an me sis went n bought loads of ice creams an jam tarts d whole lot, ah shur y not ,dnt leve me breatless lol dnt leve me bald haha no mean sis ,haters guna hate stalkers guna stalk da page so lets giv em reason haha dnt hate us cuz u aint us ,fool of a fein

    Isn't the English language wonderful?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    coolhull wrote: »
    Isn't that language wonderful?

    FYP :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,203 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    coolhull wrote: »
    Isn't the English language wonderful?

    Im not sure i can even translate that one!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    With the distortion of some words on Facebook I really fear what later versions of the Oxford English dictionary will be like.


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