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    #9302
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Voice: You... have reached... the Coach's... Hot-...
    Homer: Line.
    Voice: Line.
    Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
    Voice: In the game... of... Mi... am... i...
    Homer: Mm hm.
    Voice: Versus Cin...
    Homer: Cincinnati.
    Voice: cin...
    Homer: Cincinnati.
    Voice: nat...
    Homer: Cincinnati.
    Voice: i...
    Homer: Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!


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    #9303
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Voice: You... have reached... the Coach's... Hot-...
    Homer: Line.
    Voice: Line.
    Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
    Voice: In the game... of... Mi... am... i...
    Homer: Mm hm.
    Voice: Versus Cin...
    Homer: Cincinnati.
    Voice: cin...
    Homer: Cincinnati.
    Voice: nat...
    Homer: Cincinnati.
    Voice: i...
    Homer: Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!

    There are...many things to...consider. The wind...is blowing in a...north easterly...direction.


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    #9304
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    https://twitter.com/dailysimpsons/status/1255927485834788864?s=20

    It's funny because its true


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    #9305
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,521 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Barney: now whaaaaaare’s me toothpick


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    #9306
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    https://twitter.com/dailysimpsons/status/1259506819795488770?s=21


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    #9307
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,468 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Kent Brockman: Aren't you Marge Simpson the wacko?


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    #9308
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Up Late with McBain". I'm your announcer, Corporal Obergruppenführer Wolfcastle. And heeere's McBain!


    Ja, thank you, ja, that's nice.

    Let's say hello to my music guy, Skoey. That is some outfit, Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual.

    Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too!


    This is a reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s fathers Nazi past.


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    #9309
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,521 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Grab All Association wrote: »
    Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Up Late with McBain". I'm your announcer, Corporal Obergruppenführer Wolfcastle. And heeere's McBain!


    Ja, thank you, ja, that's nice.

    Let's say hello to my music guy, Skoey. That is some outfit, Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual.

    Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too!


    This is a reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s fathers Nazi past.


    Ooo, what’s the back story to arnies da?


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    #9310
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    AndrewJRenko wrote: »
    Kent Brockman: Aren't you Marge Simpson the wacko?

    hmm Yes and No


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    #9311
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Rawr


    talla10 wrote: »
    hmm Yes and No

    Krusty: ...and now, The Crazy Marge Dancers!

    AcKkBrn.gif


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    #9312
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Marge Simpson: I'm going to sue the pants off you
    Mr Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off


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    #9313
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,468 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Comic Book Guy : Come back! Those are prescription pants!


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    #9314
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name?! We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies?! For fun?! Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you?.... except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroooom. Beeoop. Honkhonk. Heheheh. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze."


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    #9315
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    ATOMS!! Two... Three.... Four.... Five...six of them! Take him away!


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    #9316
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months "


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    #9317
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!

    Also Barney: Yeah barney's right let's get some beer

    Homer: Alright guys, pipe down! I've got some more beer in the garage.


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    #9318
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Baggly wrote: »
    Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!

    Also Barney: Yeah barney's right let's get some beer

    Homer: Alright guys, pipe down! I've got some more beer in the garage car hole.

    FYP


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    #9319
    talla10
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭talla10


    Superintendent Chalmers; Oh my god man what is happening in your kitchen??

    Skinner; The Aurora Borealis?

    Superintendent Chalmers; The Aurora Borealis??At this time of day, this time of year in this part of the country localised entirely in your kitchen???

    Skinner; Yes

    Superintendent Chalmers; May i see it?

    Skinner; No.


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    #9320
    Papa_Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 202 ✭✭Papa_Bear


    PIE IS EXACTLY 3!


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    #9321
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Wiggum: What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?


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    #9322
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,521 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    FYP

    Ooo la dee da mister French man!


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    #9323
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    The episode where Bart breaks up Milhouse's relationship is one that I hadn't seen in years. I completely forgot about the subplot of the subliminal weight loss cassette, except the lads run out so they "throw in" the improve your vocab tape:
    FOR HERE IN THE BOUDOIR

    THE GOURMAND METAMORPHOSIZES INTO...

    THE VOLUPTUARY!


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    #9324
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,468 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Homer: Hello, Dean? You're a stupidhead.
    Dean: Homer, is that you?"


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    #9325
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    razorblunt wrote: »
    The episode where Bart breaks up Milhouse's relationship is one that I hadn't seen in years. I completely forgot about the subplot of the subliminal weight loss cassette, except the lads run out so they "throw in" the improve your vocab tape:

    Metal thing.. You use to dig...food.

    You mean a spoon?

    Yeah yeah!


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    #9326
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,521 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    AndrewJRenko wrote: »
    Homer: Hello, Dean? You're a stupidhead.
    Dean: Homer, is that you?"

    Dean: hello, that sounded like a pig fainting


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    #9327
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!


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    #9328
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    “Heybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecausei’mabigfatguyandican’tgoanywherebecausethere’sgoingtobesomepoisongas. Imeanthere’sgonnabereallypoisongas. Everybody’sgonnabedead. Especially me!”


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    #9329
    MUFC91CS
    Registered Users Posts: 325 ✭✭MUFC91CS


    razorblunt wrote: »
    The episode where Bart breaks up Milhouse's relationship is one that I hadn't seen in years. I completely forgot about the subplot of the subliminal weight loss cassette, except the lads run out so they "throw in" the improve your vocab tape:

    Marge Simpson : Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?

    Homer Simpson : Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.


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    #9330
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Over, under, in and out. That's what shoe tying's all about.


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    #9331
    Papa_Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 202 ✭✭Papa_Bear


    My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man.

    let's get 'em.


    Wait, why are we gettin 'em?


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