Things That Trivially Annoy You.

New Home · 15-01-2019 1:59pm

So that when you crash against it you'll Boom a Bap?

Boom_Bap · 15-01-2019 2:11pm

New Home wrote: »

So that when you crash against it you'll Boom a Bap?

Normally when I nuzzle into a bosom, I like to call it my new home.

razorblunt · 15-01-2019 2:18pm

I live in Scotland and a radio station (just them no other station) had a news headline last night that emergency services were called to an Amazon facility 13 times last year.

Not really news worthy, particularly when you see they got the data in released figures from the Emergency Services which had a huge caveat that Amazon may have been used as a geographical, visual marker for the call outs too. It's next to a main Motorway so ultimately it was attending crashes on that.

WTF, deep dive journalism eat your heart out.

Gwynplaine · 15-01-2019 2:20pm

Backstop, I have no idea what it is, nor do I want to know.

Boom_Bap · 15-01-2019 2:51pm

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Backstop, I have no idea what it is, nor do I want to know.

I believe that is what the tip of a condom is called.

Kitty6277 · 15-01-2019 2:57pm

retro:electro wrote: »

Keep misreading the “cycling two abreast” thread as “cycling to a breast”, and have images of cyclists racing towards a giant inflatable boob.

The image of this has made me TH

MOLF Hunter · 15-01-2019 3:18pm

People who continuously re-register !

Kitty6277 · 15-01-2019 4:08pm

Not really trivial, but there was a car crash outside my town this morning and the girl who died in it was a girl I’d have known from around town. I wouldn’t know her well or anything, but would’ve known her to see her. A bit shocked, even though I’m not sure I’m entitled to be

lbc2019 · 15-01-2019 4:17pm

Lift to the match Saturday fell through

ArnoldJRimmer · 15-01-2019 4:17pm

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Not really trivial, but there was a car crash outside my town this morning and the girl who died in it was a girl I’d have known from around town. I wouldn’t know her well or anything, but would’ve known her to see her. A bit shocked, even though I’m not sure I’m entitled to

Sorry to hear this, and its a perfectly natural and human reaction that you had. I've reacted similarly when I've heard of people dying who I barely knew, in one case, even starting to cry.

Kitty6277 · 15-01-2019 4:26pm

ArnoldJRimmer wrote: »

Sorry to hear this, and its a perfectly natural and human reaction that you had. I've reacted similarly when I've heard of people dying who I barely knew, in one case, even starting to cry.

It really puts things into perspective, like it could easily have happened to me. When it’s someone you know it really hits home a lot more

Jrop · 15-01-2019 4:36pm

TA by my bra, it's failing its boob holding duties today

Ariadne · 15-01-2019 4:37pm

Jrop wrote: »

TA by my bra, it's failing its boob holding duties today

Well I can always step in to be your temporary boob holder

Go away Boom_Bap, I got there first!

La.de.da · 15-01-2019 4:38pm

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Not really trivial, but there was a car crash outside my town this morning and the girl who died in it was a girl I’d have known from around town. I wouldn’t know her well or anything, but would’ve known her to see her. A bit shocked, even though I’m not sure I’m entitled to be

Just read about that kitty. Dreadful so young.

Hospital appointments. 3hours and counting. Much longer and I'm gonna walk.

Jrop · 15-01-2019 4:39pm

Succubus Lol ! TA at January

15-01-2019 5:13pm

TA'd that I put some chicken casserole to cook in the slow cooker before I left for work, and I have a sinking feeling that I forgot to switch it on.

New Home · 15-01-2019 5:17pm

Hopefully you only forgot that you did...

15-01-2019 5:17pm

MOLF Hunter wrote: »

People who continuously re-register !

I share your derision.

15-01-2019 5:23pm

The re-regs are ruining this place. Another TA.

New Home · 15-01-2019 5:24pm

It's a Sirius issue alright.

Ariadne · 15-01-2019 5:28pm

Candie wrote: »

The re-regs are ruining this place. Another TA.

*sobs*

15-01-2019 5:34pm

With some notable exceptions!

Bredabe · 15-01-2019 5:45pm

Freaking printers! with their tiny tiny parts that my comparatively giant hands cant get into without it having to do gymnastic. 'Manuals" that say "gently open x part by moving y button' Freaking Y button doesn't move.

AND it ignored me when I asked it to just print off these last three pages so I could relax before I had to replace the ink and put myself in a rush through all that palava.

TA Freaking printers!

CrowdedHouse · 15-01-2019 5:51pm

A cunning plan thwarted - I had the chimney sweep here today, I was going to ask him to give the gutter a quick clean out when he up the roof. But since last year he's using a new fangled machine which doesn't require climbing.

CrowdedHouse · 15-01-2019 5:55pm

Bredabe wrote: »

TA Freaking printers!

I know - I just wanted to scan a photo the other night but it insisted that I had to update firmware, then it disappeared off the wifi network and I had to set it up again.

Dial Hard · 15-01-2019 6:14pm

Candie wrote:

TA'd that I put some chicken casserole to cook in the slow cooker before I left for work, and I have a sinking feeling that I forgot to switch it on.

Get a smart plug. Best invention ever, you can control it from your phone. I switched my slow cooker on from mine earlier and if I get delayed going home I can switch it back off.

15-01-2019 6:23pm

Dial Hard wrote: »

Get a smart plug. Best invention ever, you can control it from your phone. I switched my slow cooker on from mine earlier and if I get delayed going home I can switch it back off.

That is a fantastic suggestion. I even have a spare smart plug at home, it just never occurred to me to use it on the slow cooker. Thanks!

Gimme A Pound · 15-01-2019 6:46pm

Candie wrote: »

The re-regs are ruining this place. Another TA.

Not just re-regs, existing posters with women hate just dripping off their posts. Been here on and off for over a decade and only recently put people on ignore for the first time.

15-01-2019 6:53pm

Tori Ripe Noose wrote: »

Not just re-regs, existing posters with women hate just dripping off their posts. Been here on and off for over a decade and only recently put people on ignore for the first time.

It's okay to spew hate in AH now. Look at how that other thread has been allowed run, with naked seething hatred permeating so many posts. I haven't bothered reporting a post in probably a year, that's how apathetic I am about the place these days.

TA at hands-off moderation thats resulting in good posters leaving the place in droves and hordes of re-regs hijacking every thread and turning it into a cesspit.

Kitty6277 · 15-01-2019 9:11pm

Bf is getting on my last nerve today. He’s moving to Limerick, then he’s going to England, he’s going to college and then he’s thinking about opening a business. Says he wants to live with me now but come next year when I’m finished college and in a position to do that, he’ll probably change his mind. Asked if he wanted to hang out tomorrow, and he said no. Then today I found one of his favourite drinks from England (that’s almost impossible to get here) in a pound shop and got him some, and now he’s humming and hawing over if he wants it or not. He’s probably joking but it’s annoying. Maybe I am in a mood but it’s pissing me off today.

davidk1394 · 15-01-2019 9:49pm

Keyboard warriors

Boom_Bap · 15-01-2019 10:45pm

Succubus_ wrote: »

Well I can always step in to be your temporary boob holder

Go away Boom_Bap, I got there first!

There might be enough boobage to go around!

Marengo · 15-01-2019 10:47pm

Hair gathering in the shower drain..

Marengo · 15-01-2019 10:48pm

Sliotars bursting after minimal play time.

First world problems:)

Ted_YNWA · 15-01-2019 10:48pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

There might be enough boobage to go around!

If it happens you end up with more than you can handle, I can step in.

Ted_YNWA · 15-01-2019 10:49pm

Marengo wrote: »

Hair gathering in the shower drain..

Being the only one here with the cop on to remove them,

:mad:

NewbridgeIR · 15-01-2019 10:51pm

Marengo wrote: »

Sliotars bursting after minimal play time.

First world problems:)

A burst sliotar
Then the replacement is driven into undergrowth and cannot be found.
Game has to be finished using a tennis ball.
Such was the situation in a vital CBS primary league game in 1982.

And to cap it all, Brother Carroll (the referee) forgot the score and called it a draw. We really won by a point.

Ariadne · 15-01-2019 10:53pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

If it happens you end up with more than you can handle, I can step in.

You get away too!

My TA is boob hoggers :P

Marengo · 15-01-2019 10:54pm

NewbridgeIR wrote: »

A burst sliotar
Then the replacement is driven into undergrowth and cannot be found.
Game has to be finished using a tennis ball.
Such was the situation in a vital CBS primary league game in 1982.

And to cap it all, Brother Carroll (the referee) forgot the score and called it a draw. We really won by a point.

Ha ha! Very good.

And worse than losing sliotars is pucking around with eejits who have no cop on where drains and ditches are and lose a ball in a few pucks!

Marengo · 15-01-2019 10:55pm

Evenings drawing in and you haven't enough time for a good kick or pick around, cycle, run

Marengo · 15-01-2019 10:58pm

Over kill on jokes, candid camera, funnies etc.

Mike Murphy, french supporter v Gay Byrne for example.

Boyzone, LLS 1993. We all know how Shane Lynch feels about this!

Marengo · 15-01-2019 11:00pm

Weather click bait which has spread from red tops to broad sheets.

'Worse Winter in 200 Years With Arctic Freeze Imminent'.

Ted_YNWA · 15-01-2019 11:15pm

Succubus_ wrote: »

You get away too!

My TA is boob hoggers :P

B00B withholders

castletownman · 15-01-2019 11:30pm

I seen an article on the news earlier where actors struggle to pay rent or secure a mortgage due to their line of work and infrequency of income.

I'm sorry but we have an awful tendency in this country of placing those in the arts on a higher pedestal than the rest of us. I mean if money is tight then surely it makes sense to find part-time work to ease the burden? We all have financial responsibilities and burdens in this current climate, and most of us don't don't have the excuse of 'I'm an inspiring actor' to fall back on as an excuse for laziness.

Entitlement. Need a dose of reality.

NewbridgeIR · 15-01-2019 11:34pm

castletownman wrote: »

I seen an article on the news earlier where actors struggle to pay rent or secure a mortgage due to their line of work and infrequency of income.

I'm sorry but we have an awful tendency in this country of placing those in the arts on a higher pedestal than the rest of us. I mean if money is tight then surely it makes sense to find part-time work to ease the burden? We all have financial responsibilities and burdens in this current climate, and most of us don't don't have the excuse of 'I'm an inspiring actor' to fall back on as an excuse for laziness.

Entitlement. Need a dose of reality.

True.
And also annoying is when they belittle those working in less creative jobs. Throwing out insults like "suits", "corporate drones", "mediocre middle managers" etc or saying sh*t like "I'd die if my child worked in a bank or became an accountant" get you no sympathy from me.

Pawwed Rig · 15-01-2019 11:36pm

Apparently the Hollywood elite call the rest of us 'civilians' to distinguish themselves.
Muppetts full of their own self importance irritate me no end

Ariadne · 15-01-2019 11:49pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

B00B withholders

I'd never withhold my boobs from you Ted

Surreptitious · 15-01-2019 11:51pm

I bought my mam a discounted box of chocolates after Christmas but haven't given them to her yet and they are calling out to me
'eat me, eat me'.

Autosport · 15-01-2019 11:58pm

Succubus_ wrote: »

I'd never withhold my boobs from you Ted

So that’s why Ted gave up easily :P

TA’d at Ted

Ted_YNWA · 16-01-2019 12:19am

Autosport wrote:

So thatâ€™s why Ted gave up easily

Autosport wrote:

TAâ€™d at Ted

TA I have nowhere to hide.

Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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