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Your favourite body type in the opposite sex?

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  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My fantasy about Otters:broken, ruined and decimated.

    You're welcome. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    My fantasy about Otters:broken, ruined and decimated.

    I always consult Twitter for my emergency otters


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,528 ✭✭✭ShaShaBear


    Chiming in again for big, broad shoulders on a man :D
    Not a fan of leanness or muscles. I'd have to go with chubby funny enough!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    My fantasy about Otters:broken, ruined and decimated.

    There's like two of them that I do see on the farm at times. ....I'm worried for my animals now :(:(


    Taught mink were bad


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,841 ✭✭✭buried


    Candie wrote: »
    I'm not curvy, but I assure you I'm still a real woman.

    I'm sure you are but I'm a Curve Supremacist. And will make no apology for it either

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,715 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    I love curves and big top tens


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    buried wrote: »
    I'm sure you are but I'm a Curve Supremacist. And will make no apology for it either

    And I wouldn't dream of asking for one.

    Just pointing out that skinny women are just as 'real'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 526 ✭✭✭downwesht


    Tall with an arse like 2 eggs in a hanky.:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    There's like two of them that I do see on the farm at times. ....I'm worried for my animals now :(:(


    Taught mink were bad

    I think Candie just means the sea ones. I hope anyway.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,341 ✭✭✭D Trent


    mansize wrote: »
    Men need to wash their balls- unless they just finished training

    Well it's kind of hard to do seeing as there's a bag of skin over them

    Jeeez


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I think Candie just means the sea ones. I hope anyway.

    I have no incriminating evidence against regular otters.


    Yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 El Caffo


    Don't have a particular type of body preference in a girl. One that isn't a headwrecker and can keep their legs closed around other men would be nice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    El Caffo wrote: »
    Don't have a particular type of body preference in a girl. One that isn't a headwrecker and can keep their legs closed around other men would be nice.

    It's ok bro. All girls are stinky, all men are bastards.
    Just always remember moldys golden rule. The crazier the better and condoms are for sissys


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,067 ✭✭✭pauliebdub


    Average to stocky build, average height, clean shaven, tight haircut. Not into fat, muscly, thin guys or beards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    Interested in same sex - to be honest I am not too picky unless it is an extreme on either side. A sense of fun and laughter is pretty important for me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 El Caffo


    It's ok bro. All girls are stinky, all men are bastards.
    Just always remember moldys golden rule. The crazier the better and condoms are for sissys

    ...and never be afraid to go in dry....


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Nidgeweasel


    Tits.

    Sorry, what was the question?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Tall, well-built and hairy will do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    El Caffo wrote: »
    ...and never be afraid to go in dry....

    A spit and a Polish, bend her over, no eye contact for me.
    Leave your feelings at the door.

    I'll make an exception for any girl who likes some face sitting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 El Caffo


    A spit and a Polish, bend her over, no eye contact for me.
    Leave your feelings at the door.

    I'll make an exception for any girl who likes some face sitting.

    ....and can fart on cue...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    El Caffo wrote: »
    ....and can fart on cue...

    Ah you got me. I'm out.
    Girls don't fart.

    Sick animal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 El Caffo


    Ah you got me. I'm out.
    Girls don't fart.

    Sick animal.

    The secret is to take her for a kebab first.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,678 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    pauliebdub wrote: »
    Average to stocky build, average height, clean shaven, tight haircut. Not into fat, muscly, thin guys or beards.

    How exactly can someone be fat, muscly and thin?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Rubenesque.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,715 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    I love monster top tens and a big ass with a deep split


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭LunarSea


    The hottest girls have to be small, around 5 foot, cute, short hair is a bonus, dimples and eyes are a must.

    Would you be willing to compromise and date a cyclops?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭LunarSea


    pauliebdub wrote: »
    Average to stocky build, average height, clean shaven, tight haircut. Not into fat, muscly, thin guys or beards.

    Gonna hazard a guess here... you're single, right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭makingmecrazy


    I'd have to go with either average or else slightly chubby, couldn't be doing with moobs though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    I don't have any strong preferences or prejudices but I know that I mainly mentally undress ladies with fuller figures. I think soft pale lady skin beats body shape most of the time for me too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,097 ✭✭✭Roger Mellie Man on the Telly


    I don't like nippy cows. You know the type - female estate agents or solicitors who have delusions about their status.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,752 ✭✭✭Thepoet85


    The same way I take my coffee, black.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Thepoet85 wrote: »
    The same way I take my coffee, black.

    And keep you up all night?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭LunarSea


    And keep you up all night?

    Well if she leaves him running to the toilet all the time they probably need to have a chat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    I often wondered what kick someone like you got out of this sort of stuff? If you are lonely there is help out there. I don't think it's here though. Consider not posting so much. And if you do need help please try and find it. Crappy performance Mayo for Sam!

    Hairy bushes are manky. I wouldn't go down on a girl with a bush. Have done it before and no thank you. Smells linger. I'm sure girls have the same feelings about my balls.


    Says the moldy Gowl .......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Tell that to all the 5ft odd twats with Napoleon complex s living in the gym!

    yeh, when they become fat 5'6'' men then the women will come running to them


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I like a full figure.
    Never found the "typical" thin look appealing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    "Interested" is a figure.
    Right? :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    I like a full figure.
    Never found the "typical" thin look appealing.

    Pretty much this for me. She does need that bit of devil in the eyes though....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Winterlong wrote: »
    Pretty much this for me. She does need that bit of devil in the eyes though....

    People do tell me I look possessed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,944 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Curves FTW.. The wafer-thin look does nothing for me.

    Love big boobs but they have to suit the rest of her too. No Jordan or porn actress style ridiculously huge ones.

    I'm also a sucker for nice eyes and a cheeky smile - and the upfront bold personality to go with it.

    Biggest turn on for me though is someone who knows her own mind and what she wants/likes and can express it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭metaoblivia


    I like guys who are lean or even skinny. Don't know what it is. But a guy built like Domhnall Gleeson - tall, lanky & thin - I love it.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Not a lot of love here for the more 'athletic' type. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,676 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Someone with an hourglass figure like say Caroline Morahan would be the ideal woman for me, and lips like hers would be an added bonus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Candie wrote: »
    Not a lot of love here for the more 'athletic' type. :(

    Oh course there is. A lot of guys here wouldn't have the confidence to talk to someone like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Oh course there is. A lot of guys here wouldn't have the confidence to talk to someone like that.

    Lean makes up 31% :confused: (athletic is what I took lean to mean)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Oh course there is. A lot of guys here wouldn't have the confidence to talk to someone like that.

    Oh right, I see. So the only reason men talk to someone with boobs is they think the woman is somehow easier to get than someone skinny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Banjoxed wrote: »
    Big boobs, decent sized arse, and a bush. A fine lump of a woman. Any sign of over manicured anything or excessive prissiness is a massive red flag for me.

    Preach


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Oh right, I see. So the only reason men talk to someone with boobs is they think the woman is somehow easier to get than someone skinny.

    No. Becuase of rejection.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Why is someone thin more likely to reject advances than someone curvy? I'm not following this at all, at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    No. Becuase of rejection.

    So they've less chance of being rejected by someone with a decent pair of tits?


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