Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Fame and Demise · 01-02-2016 11:54pm

Neil Issagum wrote: »

Has anyone noticed this new thing where people take to Facebook to announce to the world how happy they are with their new carpet / fitted kitchen / wedding dress etc

Do they get a discount for mentioning the company or something?

I saw a fairly ridiculous one today. "Actually couldn't be happier with our new fuse board" accompanied by before & after pics of the fuseboard and singing the praises of the electrician

I can just imagine this woman now settling down with a cup of tea to watch big brother, unable to keep the smile off her face thinking about her new fuseboard. I wonder have the neighbours been invited around to see it yet

http://imgur.com/a/Ujq8V

All these of me being completely neutral about my own fuseboard, now I'm wondering if there's something I've been missing out on. To be honest, and I hate to admit it, but I've only ever given it attention when the trip switch needs resetting.

Neil Issagum · 02-02-2016 12:00am

It's the new craze. I was thinking of getting my fuseboard encrusted with diamantes and a big gold MK Michael Korrs logo

Neil Issagum · 02-02-2016 12:06am

On a related note, whoever this Michael Korr chap is I'd say he's raging now his brand has been hijacked by the full time yummy mummy brigade. A bit like the English chavs with Burberry now any normal person wouldn't be caught dead wearing it

Special Circumstances · 02-02-2016 12:06am

Neil Issagum wrote: »

It's the new craze. I was thinking of getting my fuseboard encrusted with diamantes and a big gold MK Michael Korrs logo

Whaddya know... search for xzibit and fuse box and there IS a meme. No photos of a fuse box with a spoiler and remote control (lamborghini style) door opening though.

inforfun · 02-02-2016 9:37am

Well... to be fair... it looks like that fuseboard ties that place together.

arayess · 02-02-2016 10:38am

a whole page

Irish,Republican and Proud

their post (and comments) on terry wogan's passing has to be seen to be believed.
I couldn't believe myself such insular moronic fools still existed in ireland almost 20 years since the good friday agreement.

cowboyBuilder · 02-02-2016 11:14am

arayess wrote: »

a whole page

Irish,Republican and Proud

their post (and comments) on terry wogan's passing has to be seen to be believed.
I couldn't believe myself such insular moronic fools still existed in ireland almost 20 years since the good friday agreement.

Ah stick up a screenie !!!

editing out personal details obviously ..;)

kunst nugget · 02-02-2016 11:17am

cowboyBuilder wrote: »

Ah stick up a screenie !!!

editing out personal details obviously ..;)

Ah, basically it's all about Wogan being a Thatcherite West Brit that betrayed his own people and will burn in hell. You know, the usual stuff that gets said when someone passes away.

arayess · 02-02-2016 12:38pm

cowboyBuilder wrote: »

Ah stick up a screenie !!!

editing out personal details obviously ..;)

Tbh - it be very hard...

there is a poem written about Sir Terry that needs to be seen...

anyway comments 147 - so here is one or two

He took the soup with a big spoon , He loved the torys, he loved Mrs Thatcher, he idolised the Royal Family , he turned his back on his religion

I don't like to hear of anybody dying but this old bastard took a knighthood from the same people who were responsible...(list of bad stuff)...Tory loving wanker

why didn't they bury this disgusting traitor alive in the same coffin with the so called charming lady who was nothing more than a wretched ****?

Friends with Thatcher must have been mates with Saville too...Sellout to his own

and so forth for 147 comments...

riveting in a car crash kinda manner...

jimmii · 02-02-2016 1:38pm

Wow never would have expected there were people who disliked him like that. I guess those people dislike everyone though.

mahoganygas · 02-02-2016 1:51pm

The people who comment on that page have a warped sense of reality.
Either that or they are not mentally right in the head.

It's one massive echo chamber. Scary really.

I often pop onto the "A call for a Revolution in Ireland" facebook page for a bit of entertainment.
The comments are cringe worthy. People will believe any guff you tell them, as long as you include a picture of minions or use the terms "banksters", "parasites" or "sheeple". Be sure to use capital letters to drive your point home.

cowboyBuilder · 02-02-2016 1:58pm

arayess wrote: »

Tbh - it be very hard...

there is a poem written about Sir Terry that needs to be seen...

anyway comments 147 - so here is one or two

rabble rabble rabble ..

and so forth for 147 comments...

riveting in a car crash kinda manner...

Jesus thats disgusting ..

Ogogo · 02-02-2016 2:07pm

Probably best to not feed the bigots.

MonkstownHoop · 02-02-2016 2:38pm

jimmii wrote: »

Wow never would have expected there were people who disliked him like that. I guess those people dislike everyone though.

The best is some woman who claims she showed her son the poem to teach him about history after he questioned her about Grefiti he saw

cowboyBuilder · 02-02-2016 2:50pm

Dup post :S

siblers · 02-02-2016 3:24pm

I imagine they are the same people who went dancing on the streets when Thatcher died, people living in their own bubble away from reality.

IvyTheTerrible · 02-02-2016 3:36pm

siblers wrote: »

I imagine they are the same people who went dancing on the streets when Thatcher died, people living in their own bubble away from reality.

Bet they won't stop wearing their Man U jerseys!

Fakman87 · 02-02-2016 3:42pm

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Bet they won't stop wearing their Man U jerseys!

In the same comments section several of them are criticising Wogan for his views on the Hillsborough disaster and stating "justice for the 92".

To say these people are stupid is an insult to stupid people.

coolhull · 02-02-2016 4:15pm

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

The best is some woman who claims she showed her son the poem to teach him about history

Did it not occur to her to maybe buy her son a history book, or turn on the History Channel instead of the Jeremy Kyle Show?

inforfun · 02-02-2016 4:45pm

coolhull wrote: »

Did it not occur to her to maybe buy her son a history book, or turn on the History Channel instead of the Jeremy Kyle Show?

It is a tough choice to teach a kid either history or their future.

RhubarbCrumble · 02-02-2016 6:02pm

PTH2009 wrote: »

There's a new facebook challenge

The motherhood challenge

Post 5 pictures which shows ur a good mother

**** off lol

5 is bad enough, but someone on my news feed posted 57 photos of their 'little angle' :rolleyes:

coolhull · 02-02-2016 6:34pm

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

5 is bad enough, but someone on my news feed posted 57 photos of their 'little angle' :rolleyes:

Well, she's obviously 10.8 times better than the average mother

Shannon757 · 02-02-2016 8:14pm

cowboyBuilder · 03-02-2016 12:23am

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

5 is bad enough, but someone on my news feed posted 57 photos of their 'little angle' :rolleyes:

ah she's acute* tho !!!

*stolen from someone else here

KKkitty · 03-02-2016 12:32am

I've been tagged twice for that mother challenge and I haven't done it. I honestly don't see the point of it.

rawn · 03-02-2016 12:34am

KKkitty wrote: »

I've been tagged twice for that mother challenge and I haven't done it. I honestly don't see the point of it.

50% reminiscence, 50% "here's a pic of me and my baby that I chose cos I think I look hawt but my baby looks like a potato"

Ken. · 03-02-2016 12:35am

KKkitty wrote: »

I've been tagged twice for that mother challenge and I haven't done it. I honestly don't see the point of it.

Might I be so bold as to ask what age your child(ren) is/are? I've a brilliant idea based on your answer.

coolhull · 03-02-2016 12:46am

KKkitty wrote: »

I've been tagged twice for that mother challenge and I haven't done it. I honestly don't see the point of it.

Of course, you do know that by ignoring these nominations, it means that you're not a good mother, don't you?
In the same was as refusing to share the ''share if you love you children with all your heart' means that you can't stand the little feckers :rolleyes:

Ken. · 03-02-2016 12:51am

What I was going to suggest for Kitty is if the children are old enough you get a picture of one of them scrubbing the toilet with a toothbrush, another of cleaning the fireplace, another weeding the garden. Really menial tasks that would probably get you arrested. Use photoshop.

MonkstownHoop · 03-02-2016 12:19pm

A woman has shared a near sexual assault story on a good few pages, stiring the locals no doubt only to post that the story is years old but needs to be shared in light of other stories lately.

Careful down the station tonight Mary sure wasn't a girl nearly grabbed there in 1972!

inforfun · 03-02-2016 12:53pm

ken wrote: »

What I was going to suggest for Kitty is if the children are old enough you get a picture of one of them scrubbing the toilet with a toothbrush, another of cleaning the fireplace, another weeding the garden. Really menial tasks that would probably get you arrested. Use photoshop.

Not on facebook myself but if this thread is evidence of the average IQ of facebook users signing up for those kind of challenges, some random googled pics of kids doign that kind of thing should get things going.

Here... i ll help

aaronjumper · 03-02-2016 8:24pm

"I may not be perfect but when I look at my children I know I got something in my life perfectly right."

Shared from the 'Hot Moms Club'. Pass me a bucket please.

PTH2009 · 04-02-2016 1:04am

if i see another meme with that ****ing gemma collins in it ill scream

:mad::mad::mad:

MonkstownHoop · 04-02-2016 1:19pm

Hey check out my friends day video!

No thanks.

mansize · 05-02-2016 12:13am

https://www.facebook.com/JoeSantagatoFans/videos/988672324553102/

KKkitty · 05-02-2016 12:19am

I'd actually love to do parodies of Facebook challenges but I'm not confident enough.

kitten_k · 05-02-2016 9:34am

Jus found out if you are between the ages of 18 and 24 and are on jobseekers allowance of only 100 euro ,, write a letter to your local welfare office and tell them that you will be taking them to court on grounds of age discrimination , go to your local free legal aid board and ask them to set up the case ,, you may be awarded full payment plus arrears ,, share this folks there are many young people out there struggling to get by on a 100 per week . its worth a try at least

dollyk · 06-02-2016 6:21pm

This has to be the best Ive seen so far.

Yer so wat if im seen a narried man
if his wife waz not so buzy with work an kids she wold have time
for him.

Im still reeling in shock..........Prick

thesandeman · 06-02-2016 6:51pm

mansize wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/JoeSantagatoFans/videos/988672324553102/

The debate that started in the comments over 'flew' vs 'flown' is the best part of that.

jimmii · 06-02-2016 6:57pm

mansize wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/JoeSantagatoFans/videos/988672324553102/

Thats brilliant! How has no one invented feet gloves. How indeed.

Valentina · 06-02-2016 7:33pm

Friends Day video

https://www.facebook.com/thedailyshow/videos/10153882968171800/

Lucyfur · 06-02-2016 9:07pm

''hav ta gt tickets 4 bruise''

Bruise?!

:D

TitianGerm · 06-02-2016 9:11pm

Lucyfur wrote: »

''hav ta gt tickets 4 bruise''

Bruise?! :D

Is there a fight coming up

honerbright · 06-02-2016 9:55pm

My cousin commented this, along with over 615,000 other 'grateful' people.

If you are born in ðŸ˜Š

1970 1971 1972 1973 1974. 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006

And you still alive at this moment , this time , this year . type Amen .
Only the ungrateful ones will ignore ðŸ˜Š

MonkstownHoop · 06-02-2016 10:03pm

honerbright wrote: »

My cousin commented this, along with over 615,000 other 'grateful' people.

If you are born in ðŸ˜Š

1970 1971 1972 1973 1974. 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006

And you still alive at this moment , this time , this year . type Amen .
Only the ungrateful ones will ignore ðŸ˜Š

Amen

coolhull · 06-02-2016 10:09pm

honerbright wrote: »

My cousin commented this, along with over 615,000 other 'grateful' people.

If you are born in ðŸ˜Š

1970 1971 1972 1973 1974. 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006

And you still alive at this moment , this time , this year . type Amen .
Only the ungrateful ones will ignore ðŸ˜Š

I was born pre-1970. What should I do? Oh God, what I do now?

Toots · 06-02-2016 10:18pm

coolhull wrote: »

I was born pre-1970. What should I do? Oh God, what I do now?

Invest in a good pair of gloves - that gem in your hand should be flashing red by now!

nikpmup · 06-02-2016 11:53pm

just hade me eye brows done thinking a bout me nails now am going to treat meself.

Riveting stuff.

nikpmup · 06-02-2016 11:57pm

And another......

wishing my mum a big happy birthday injoy your birthday mum up in heaven gone but mum we will never for get the those years we hade with you n dad the best years of my life merry Christmas to you both god bless angels of mind.

. xxxxxxxxxx<3

Toto Wolfcastle · 07-02-2016 12:28am

Lucyfur wrote: »

''hav ta gt tickets 4 bruise''

Bruise?! :D

FFS, I've recently taken to calling bruises 'Bruce'. Now that bit of
frivolity is ruined for me.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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