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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #1622
    FallSilently
    Registered Users Posts: 216 ✭✭FallSilently


    ivytwine wrote: »
    Bargain basement racism.

    Wait... I'm Irish and I only do one of these things.


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    #1623
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    FallSilently wrote: »
    Wait... I'm Irish and I only do one of these things.

    Go home so ;)


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    #1624
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    This showed up this morning.
    https://scontent-mrs1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12208571_1609944302652534_405923128794585959_n.jpg?oh=7d8e6d92c7d04e64425d3ca2a3fbad6e&oe=56ED9801


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    #1625
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,842 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    ivytwine wrote: »
    Bargain basement racism.

    The "Impact" font makes it so much more cringey.


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    #1626
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    FallSilently wrote: »
    Wait... I'm Irish and I only do one of these things.
    Me too! :)


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    #1627
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    sligojoek wrote: »
    This showed up this morning.
    https://scontent-mrs1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12208571_1609944302652534_405923128794585959_n.jpg?oh=7d8e6d92c7d04e64425d3ca2a3fbad6e&oe=56ED9801

    Jesus looks awful smug in that picture. 'Ooooooh, look at me, all resurrected and shít!'


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    #1628
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    ivytwine wrote: »
    Bargain basement racism.

    I can't enjoy a good rasher sandwich while saying the rosary and waving my Irish flag on Christmas Day without someone coming up to me and complaining!!! What's this country coming to!?!?!


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    #1629
    Dice75
    Registered Users Posts: 644 ✭✭✭Dice75


    Always enjoy this thread, never see anything to post up though :(

    Did see one today...

    *Video of girl singing*

    A - "You have to listen to this angle sing, actually made me cry"

    B - "She's acute"


    Don't think anyone got it except me


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    #1630
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    PopePalpatine wrote: »
    The "Impact" font makes it so much more cringey.

    The highlight has to be the fact that they left the Shutterstock watermark on!


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    #1631
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Fieldog wrote: »
    Army man mate of mine :

    Army man "Its offishil, gud tings cum to dem hew wate, I got promowted to SGT just now"

    Relative :

    What stg mean?

    Army man :

    Sargent Xxxx xxxxx

    Good to know only the best and the brightest will be leading our defence forces. I feel safer tonight.


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    #1632
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    I love this guy.


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    #1633
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    And this one. I've had a crappy few days but they've given me a smile.


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    #1634
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    I wish I understood this


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    #1635
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    yellowlabrador wrote: »
    I wish I understood this

    I've heard some mad ****e in my time but "Africans are aliens" is definitely in the top 10!


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    #1636
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "Why is everyone changing there pictures france? terrorists attack places all the time but you dont see everyone changing their pictures afgan or paki or england or america or whatever. dont get why france is so special like. and we all know the people changing there pics dont actually care about the france people or what happened. there just doing it for likes. how bout u change your profilers to pictures of the homeless or something that actually means something to irish people like? siryains being taken in by the goverment and rehoused when u have me and mick waitin 4yrs for a place of are own wheres the justice. stop pretending france matters to u when it doesnt. theres other people out there with there own problems just remember"


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    #1637
    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 37,773 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    So everyone's profile background is the French flag now.

    Somebody somewhere will make this attacks about them to get attention 'well at least my family are safe here in Ireland ' etc


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    #1638
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Fussyonion will you marry me so I can have a goo at all your facebook statuses every day. I don't normally bat for the other side but I can make an exception for you I think.

    ''siryains''. I'll be laughing at that all evening.:D


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    #1639
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Kovu wrote: »
    Fussyonion will you marry me so I can have a goo at all your facebook statuses every day. I don't normally bat for the other side but I can make an exception for you I think.

    ''siryains''. I'll be laughing at that all evening.:D

    I'll accept you as a spouse as long as I get Mod privileges in the Prison forum :pac:


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    #1640
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Another cracker:

    Some fella changed his FB profile picture to the Italian flag with the caption "Pray for France".

    Commenter: "That's the italian flag ya dope"

    Original fella: "so pray for italy too, spread the love wheres the harm"


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    #1641
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    What happens if I don't change my profile picture to show my support for France?


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    #1642
    Tasden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "Why is everyone changing there pictures france? terrorists attack places all the time but you dont see everyone changing their pictures afgan or paki or england or america or whatever. dont get why france is so special like. and we all know the people changing there pics dont actually care about the france people or what happened. there just doing it for likes. how bout u change your profilers to pictures of the homeless or something that actually means something to irish people like? siryains being taken in by the goverment and rehoused when u have me and mick waitin 4yrs for a place of are own wheres the justice. stop pretending france matters to u when it doesnt. theres other people out there with there own problems just remember"

    Don't know why you're posting here, do something about this tragedy. Change your profile picture to support her and mick. Where is the justice.


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    #1643
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    So everyone's profile background is the French flag now.

    Somebody somewhere will make this attacks about them to get attention 'well at least my family are safe here in Ireland ' etc

    Twitter was full of it last night, people complaining if anyone dared tweet about something non France. Yer man Boucher Hayes fell over himself to be first to post a pic that was later deemed to be out of date.


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    #1644
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "Why is everyone changing there pictures france? terrorists attack places all the time but you dont see everyone changing their pictures afgan or paki or england or america or whatever. dont get why france is so special like. and we all know the people changing there pics dont actually care about the france people or what happened. there just doing it for likes. how bout u change your profilers to pictures of the homeless or something that actually means something to irish people like? siryains being taken in by the goverment and rehoused when u have me and mick waitin 4yrs for a place of are own wheres the justice. stop pretending france matters to u when it doesnt. theres other people out there with there own problems just remember"

    Telpus


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    #1645
    osarusan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,552 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Saw a good one recently that made me laugh:


    Poster: If my mother had been born just 8 days earlier, my brother was 5 years younger, my father was born 10 days later, and I was born on the same day in a different month, I'd have had the winning lottery numbers!

    Friend: Did u even buy a ticket?

    Poster: Course not, my family all had the wrong birthdays.


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    #1646
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    It all adds up, ISIS leeder ded, lets attak Paris wer der is a mach on ,towsands of peeple at de gaym, ide say de sewisoyd bomer got his toymins Rong, just aswell coz wit all de peepel still in de staydium sayf it cud hav been wurse, if de Irish guverment duzint tayk der finger owt of der howl it cud be crowk park or Aviva next shower of *****


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    #1647
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    That's how I'm going to spell sewisoyd from now on...


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    #1648
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    What happens if I don't change my profile picture to show my support for France?

    You'll be listed as a terrorist by the NSA.


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    #1649
    fox_1973
    Registered Users Posts: 630 ✭✭✭fox_1973


    Fieldog wrote: »
    It all adds up, ISIS leeder ded, lets attak Paris wer der is a mach on ,towsands of peeple at de gaym, ide say de sewisoyd bomer got his toymins Rong, just aswell coz wit all de peepel still in de staydium sayf it cud hav been wurse, if de Irish guverment duzint tayk der finger owt of der howl it cud be crowk park or Aviva next shower of *****

    The minds boggles, how does that person get through life


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    #1650
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users Posts: 6,379 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    "So I see all the people of Ireland have a french flag on there profile.But yet never had an irish one (four crying laughing emojis) so yis are all french now haha"

    N'Feidir.

    The worst thing is hes not trying to be funny just a bit thick and oblivious.


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    #1651
    fox_1973
    Registered Users Posts: 630 ✭✭✭fox_1973


    I've just read through the last few pages of this thread, what a read! Best thread on Boards!

    And fussy, keep them status coming :)


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