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PSAS - 300 Orgasms a Day

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    #62
    Dancor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭Dancor


    I bet she has a fanny like a clowns pocket, It would be like opening a window and riding the night.

    More pricks in her than a second hand dartboard.


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    #63
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    That woman is somewhat less attractive than other women.

    am i doing this right?


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    #64
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    snyper wrote: »
    the tide wouldnt bring her out...
    Yes, but it wouldn't have sex with her either.....


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    #65
    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    MikeySligo wrote: »
    Shakira with PSAS.
    I just came even thinking of all the sex.


    shakira looks like a tellytubby, and her voice makes me want to cut my ears off.


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    #66
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,059 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I bet she has a slack vagoo


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    #67
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Big droopy box on her.

    She must glad she didnt get me. I'd be asleep after 30 seconds


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    #68
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    My name is URL wrote: »
    I bet she has a slack vagoo
    It's probably so loose and saggy at this stage that she leaves trail wherever she goes...


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    #69
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    I'd say sitting beside her on an old bus would be awkward! You'd be squashed against the window with her screaming orgasm in your ear!


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    #70
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    SV wrote: »
    How does he get it up 10 times a day for that yoke..

    fúcksake..once would be a serious challenge

    It would have to be angry sex....very very angry sex...


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    #71
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    TheZohan wrote: »
    It would have to be angry sex....very very angry sex...

    That's your answer to everything.


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    #72
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Reminds me of a dirtbird I went to school with who once said something along the lines of it would be so wide, you'd have go in at an angle to get your thrill.


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    #73
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    It would be like throwing a sausage down Patrick street at this stage!
    Dankoozy wrote: »
    how much to clone her?

    What we need is some of her DNA and a thread of hair from Angelina Jolie, mix them all toghether and you get a sex robot made for the servitude of men. :D

    I'm surprised she hasn't become a hooker at this stage and profit from her condition.


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    #74
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Even I wouldn't have sex with her :eek:


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    #75
    Captain Havoc
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 11,391 Mod ✭✭✭✭Captain Havoc


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    I'm surprised she hasn't become a hooker at this stage and profit from her condition.

    The key to making a profit is having a product to sell :D

    https://ormondelanguagetours.com

    Walking Tours of Kilkenny in English, French or German.



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    #76
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    genericguy wrote: »
    shakira looks like a tellytubby

    Well if that's the case, I would make love to a tellytubby.


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    #77
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    jerseyeire wrote: »
    The key to making a profit is having a product to sell :D

    You got it, you sell it, you still got it, Profit :eek:


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    #78
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    That's your answer to everything.

    Not everything...sex can't change an oil filter on a 1983 Ford Escort.


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    #79
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Not everything...sex can't change an oil filter on a 1983 Ford Escort.

    In Russia......filters change sex.


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    #80
    Gillington
    Registered Users Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    I also suffer from this condition.Any boardsie wimmins out there dont be afraid to PM me. :pac:


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    #81
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    A horrible damp yoke she is.


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    #82
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    they call her titanic, after all the poor souls who went down on her


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    #83
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    From that photo alone, you can see that her personality is incredible.


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    #84
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Her face looks like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.


    Apologies to South Park. :o


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    #85
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    she has a face on her like a collapsed lung


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    #86
    K-Ren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭K-Ren


    I love the big '' Playa!! '' smile on yer man's face.


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    #87
    vinylbomb
    Registered Users Posts: 605 ✭✭✭vinylbomb


    Coont like a wizard's sleeve, no doubt.


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    #88
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    genericguy wrote: »
    shakira looks like a tellytubby, and her voice makes me want to cut my ears off.

    Which tellytubby?
    Don't you dare say Po.


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    #89
    Happynappy
    Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭Happynappy


    If she did the splits she'd stick to the floor


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    #90
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    I'd fcuk her in the ass out of spite*.

    *actually, no i wouldn't **


    ** ok, maybe i would ***

    *** actually, no, no, i wouldn't, or would I?


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    #91
    JCDUB
    Registered Users Posts: 1,225 ✭✭✭JCDUB


    Poor weapon wouldn't get a prick off a thorn:eek:


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