PSAS - 300 Orgasms a Day

SlickRic

that's the most worthwhile 12mins of reading i've ever done.

bravo.

oh, and just so i'm on the bandwagon.

um, yeah, she does not look good.

and, um, yeah, i would not have sex with her.

dr.bollocko

SlickRic wrote: »

that's the most worthwhile 12mins of reading i've ever done.

bravo.

oh, and just so i'm on the bandwagon.

um, yeah, she does not look good.

and, um, yeah, i would not have sex with her.

You forgot the reference to putting a comically small cylindrical object into a comically large polygon.
Like pushing a matchstick into the grand canyon. That sort of thing.

FearDark

9 pages

123 replies

34 "shes as fat as" jokes

and not one mention of M**y H****y.

Aidric

A clunge like a burst couch on her.

My name is URL

Head on her like a badly beaten bishop's broom boy

SlickRic

dr.bollocko wrote: »

You forgot the reference to putting a comically small cylindrical object into a comically large polygon.
Like pushing a matchstick into the grand canyon. That sort of thing.

apologies.

i bet riding her is like throwing a pube down a sewage pipe.

rizzee

FearDark wrote: »

9 pages

123 replies

34 "shes as fat as" jokes

and not one mention of M**y H****y.

She looks like Mary Harney. Fat bitch.

FearDark

rizzee wrote: »

She looks like Mary Harney. Fat bitch.

I knew I could rely on you AH posters.

MIN2511

My name is URL wrote: »

Fcuk her face, I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet

You'd still do her :P

rizzee

FearDark wrote: »

I knew I could rely on you AH posters.

It's what we do. Your friendly neighbourhood... Spiderman

Mossy Monk

NOTW pressing the issues as usual.

brummytom

FearDark wrote: »

9 pages

123 replies

34 "shes as fat as" jokes

and not one mention of M**y H****y.

Yeah, she does look a bit like old Mary Healey from Church now you mention it

Captain Havoc

Reminds me of this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Ross_Mahon

She has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

brummytom

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

She has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

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seraphimvc

i was thinking if you have sex all the time = you in no way can have a fat figure since you are using your energy constantly -

her figure proved that i was wrong

netwhizkid

FearDark wrote: »

9 pages

123 replies

34 "shes as fat as" jokes

and not one mention of M**y H****y.

And for everything else in life theres Mastercard

ElaElaElano

Come again?

MrAbc

But doing her must be as enjoyable as fishing for mullet in a polluted cesspool using a line with no bait...
...there'd be bits of decaying bodies bobbing up, couple of the old boyfriends, soggy cartons of cigarettes, broken vibrators floating around, Shergar maybe... maybe that's what really happened to him!! She rode Shergar to death!! The bitch!! :eek:


On a sympathetic note, though, seriously, it must be socially very awkward to have to attend some very, very sad funeral of a dearly loved young relative with the missus next to you going oooohh, Ohhhh, OHHHH, YES, YES, YES...etc
...and smelling of dead Shergar too

Menengroth™

win thread is win.