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PSAS - 300 Orgasms a Day

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    #92
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Cuddlesworth wrote: »
    Fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back.

    Hahaha!!!

    A sniper wouldnt take her out and a tornado wouldnt shift her!


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    #93
    grenache
    Registered Users Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    captainspeckle wrote: »
    ugh. thats the most vile thing i have read in a long time...


    heads to toilet to puke brains out/
    Jealous a bit? ;)


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    #94
    D.Q
    Registered Users Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭D.Q


    like throwing a sausage down a hallway


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    #95
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    DieselQueen wrote: »
    like throwing a sausage down a hallway

    Would the vaginal muscles not be worked out a lot from 300 orgasms a day?
    I reckon she can pare a pencil with hers.


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    #96
    pebbles21
    Registered Users Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Shes so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the mice jump on the table and start screaming.


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    #97
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Would the vaginal muscles not be worked out a lot from 300 orgasms a day?
    I reckon she can pare a pencil with hers.
    You're pushing the concept of elasticity to the limits there doc.


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    #98
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    You're pushing the concept of elasticity to the limits there doc.

    I'm also out of pencils.


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    #99
    Palmerstown_guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭Palmerstown_guy


    I bet sex with her is like throwing a sausage up O'Connell street


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    #100
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Palmerstown_guy wrote: »
    I bet sex with her is like throwing a sausage up O'Connell street

    Yeah. Nobody has as yet expressed that sentiment. Certainly that hasn't been discussed recently in the thread. This thread which, of course, you read in its entirety before posting. :pac::pac::pac:


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    #101
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Palmerstown_guy wrote: »
    I bet sex with her is like throwing a sausage up O'Connell street
    enough with the analagy of throwing a meat/vegetable product up/down an Irish town street.....it gets weary after a while.


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    #102
    Sulmac
    Registered Users Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Sulmac


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    enough with the analagy of throwing a meat/vegetable product up/down an Irish town street.....it gets weary after a while.

    Like her va-jay-jay.


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    #103
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    Gone Drinking wrote: »
    Actually, i knew what you meant and i thought it was brilliant.

    Couldn't believe they couldn't see he was taking the pi$$ out of the standard phrase.
    It hurt to see those corrections.


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    #104
    thegen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭thegen


    Her vag must be like a bill posters bucket!!!


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    #105
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Jaysus lads.... Give the
    Nympho
    a break....

    Just put a pillow on the face and i bet 98% of ye would do her!;)


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    #106
    blackbetty69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭blackbetty69


    wuld give anything to see her reaction to this thread!


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    #107
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,024 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    /Jumps on bandwagon

    She's so ugly she makes blind people cry:D


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    #108
    Thundercats Ho
    Registered Users Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭Thundercats Ho


    I'd say a lot of lads on here would be only too happy to give her one.
    They'd finally know what it feels like to make a woman come!!


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    #109
    wudangclan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,883 ✭✭✭wudangclan


    Thundercats Ho wrote: »
    I'd say a lot of lads on here would be only too happy to give her one.

    I would'nt give it to her but I would lend it to her and ask her back for it when I was finished.


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    #110
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Thundercats Ho wrote: »
    I'd say a lot of lads on here would be only too happy to give her one.
    They'd finally know what it feels like to make a woman come!!

    Or.. you know... to know what a vagina feels like.


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    #111
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,067 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Jaysus lads.... Give the
    Nympho
    a break....

    Just put a pillow on the face and i bet 98% of ye would do her!;)

    Fcuk her face, I bet she's got a fanny like a pub carpet


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    #112
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,208 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Would be like throwing a rod shaped bacteria into a black hole


    cough

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #113
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    It'd be like dropping a cocktail sausage into the bin.

    ...


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    #114
    Aidric
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    blackbetty69 wrote: »
    wuld give anything to see her reaction to this thread!

    She came.


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    #115
    rizzee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Sweet Jesus Christ. I'm goin to have to think of something to type back later. Speechless.






    Fat bitch.


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    #116
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Too much sex can make you blind


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    #117
    mloc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,567 ✭✭✭mloc


    Face like a blind cobbler's thumb.


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    #118
    rizzee
    Registered Users Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Couldn't you imagine this??
    -

    The boyfriend is shagging his overweight missus when his phone rings.
    "You'll have to phone back, mate," he says. "I'm in the tub."


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    #119
    Dancor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Cocked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun, I wonder how many of them left her with a face like a painters radio.


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    #120
    slipss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,025 ✭✭✭slipss


    She's got a face like a pitbull licking p1ss off a nettle.


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    #121
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    More likely she had to quit her job in the biscuit factory because she kept eating the damn things.

    This has to be another one of those made up "conditions."


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