PSAS - 300 Orgasms a Day

Aidric

All credit to your man, 10 times a day and holding down a job. I wonder how long he'll stay going.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/597993/Ive-found-the-man-of-my-screams-Michelle-Thompson-has-300-orgasms-a-day.html

A SINGLE mum with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has finally found a man to keep her satisfied - after she wore out a string of boyfriends.

Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she would never meet the partner of her dreams. She was just too demanding for all her previous lovers.

But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for six months now - because he's as keen as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

She grinned: "Andrew has changed my life. I'm no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms - I've found it.


Michelle Thompson has a medical condition which causes her to have 300 orgasms a day
Michelle added: "Now I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms." Michelle's rare condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time anywhere.

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

She said: "I know I'm lucky to have so many orgasms when there are women who have never had one. But the condition has ruined my love life."

Michelle's first boyfriend bowed out after a few months saying he couldn't keep up with her demands. And over the years several others gave up - with one telling her he was a man not a machine. She dated one bloke for five years but "by the time we broke up, he was exhausted, he left as a defeated man".

Michelle turned to internet dating but when she told some fellas about her condition they stood her up, frightened they would not have the stamina.

Stallions

She added: "Others thought they were right stallions and I loved wiping the smug grin off their faces and hearing them begging me to stop."

Then in May she met Andrew, a divorced industrial cleaner who lives over the road in Nelson, Lancs.

She said: "I did worry that he would grow tired of me like everyone else, but when I told him he laughed and said he would burn me out first.

"I could do it 24 hours a day and so could he. I regularly run across the road to his house to have sex. We have sex at least 10 times every day."

Mum-of-four Michelle went on: "I really love life now. We're planning on moving in together as soon as we can afford to.

"I've been looking for someone like Andrew for a long time, and I finally feel like I'm in heaven."

dr.bollocko

You don't think we could adopt her do you?

Gone Drinking

Ugh, the head on her..

i wouldn't ride her once, with yours..

My name is URL

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off

Not to mention the provocative names that biscuits tend to have

SV

How does he get it up 10 times a day for that yoke..

fúcksake..once would be a serious challenge

Aidric

My name is URL wrote: »

Not to mention the provocative names that biscuits tend to have

She must have a gash like a jammy dodger at this stage.

Rowley Birkin QC

300 Oreos a day more like it. Eugh.

News of the World. Eugh.

Eugh.

RoadKillTs

I wouldn't get up on her to paint the ceiling!

AnonoBoy

[Hilarious Biscuit/Dog Related Sex Pun]

Dankoozy

how much to clone her?

captainspeckle

ugh. thats the most vile thing i have read in a long time...


heads to toilet to puke brains out/

AckwelFoley

i wouldnt give her the bang of a door

FearDark

Ugh...

Fizman

The tide wouldn't have sex with her.

Dancor

RoadKillTs wrote: »

I wouldn't get up on her to paint the ceiling!

I wouldn't ride her into battle.

AckwelFoley

Fizman wrote: »

The tide wouldn't have sex with her.

the tide wouldnt bring her out...

FearDark

Fizman wrote: »

The tide wouldn't take her out.

FYP (at least thats what I think you meant)

Dancor

Had more hands up her than sooty!

Probably seen more japseyes than an oriental optician.

AckwelFoley

she's as ugly as a box of burnt lego

Aidric

FearDark wrote: »

FYP (at least thats what I think you meant)

No, the tide is a seldom used synonym for Gerry Ryan.

FearDark

She has a face like a dropped pie.

xzanti

"If I'd a garden full of mickies I wouldn't let her look over the wall"





Sorry just jumping on the band wagon.. I'm sure she's lovely

Turd Ferguson

She has a face like a plate of regurgitated chinese food

FearDark

Someone so ugly, that if you woke up next to them and they were laying on your arm, you would rather chew your arm off like it was caught in a bear trap than wake that person up.

Man, i must've gotten pretty wasted last night because that girl from the club was bear trap ugly!

AckwelFoley

Id say she has a fanny like a badly packed kebab

Pyr0

Did anyone read the comments below the article ? Haha !

Cuddlesworth

Fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back.

Spastafarian

I wouldn't have sexual intercourse with her as she is not particularly attractive.

Turd Ferguson

I'd say she has a snatch like arse of a teenage boy at a Michael Barrymore pool party

Fizman

snyper wrote: »

the tide wouldnt bring her out...

FearDark wrote: »

FYP (at least thats what I think you meant)

I know that's the original saying lads......I was just trying to be clever. I failed obviously.

Upon looking at her pic again, I reckon even my index finger would go limp if I was trying to 'please' her.

SV

This is the best thread ever.

FearDark

Fizman wrote: »

I know that's the original saying lads......I was just trying to be clever. I failed obviously.

Use a ":pac:" the next time for us simpletons

AckwelFoley

Fizman wrote: »

Upon looking at her pic again, I reckon even my index finger would go limp if I was trying to 'please' her.

Finger AIDS cant be treated with any gel.

Avoid it

brandon_flowers

If her face was on the urinal I would piss on the floor.

Newaglish

I wouldn't use her for practice :pac:

Fizman

FearDark wrote: »

Use a ":pac:" the next time for us simpletons

I'll write that down. :pac:

I wouldn't get up on her to change a light bulb.
And with a head like that I'd want the house in darkness anyway!

FearDark

Fat + Ugly.

humanji

Josef Fritzl wouldn't adopt her.

Gone Drinking

Fizman wrote: »

I know that's the original saying lads......I was just trying to be clever. I failed obviously.

Actually, i knew what you meant and i thought it was brilliant.

Captain Havoc

There's no way they're riding 10 times a day. If you were doing that much riding at least one of them would be thin. It's got to be hoax or I'm putting too much effort in.

GavRedKing

Shes so ugly, she couldnt get a date off a calendar :pac:

Radharc na Sleibhte

Typical isn't it?
A woman has possibly the greatest medical condition ever, and she is an absolute ming bag. No danger it'd be a stunner.

Shakira with PSAS.
I just came even thinking of all the sex.

genericguy

des kelly wouldn't lay her.

Fizman

I bet I know his secret.
He puts two bags on her head, in case one of them breaks.

genericguy

jesus, her face would make an onion cry.

Jet Black

A sniper would not take her out. ugh:-(

The Master

Fizman wrote: »

I bet I know his secret.
He puts two bags on her head, in case one of them breaks.

I'd say he puts a bag over his own head in case hers falls off:pac:

Fizman

She's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Jason Mc

I'd fu_ck her







In front of a bus

genericguy

Mask wrote: »

A sniper would not take her out. ugh:-(

only snyper would take her out...

Gone Drinking

I wouldn't have sex with her into battle