Best pranks you've ever pulled?? - Merge

TheInquisitor · 15-05-2009 11:05pm #1

I'll start off with one i did yesterday to a friends car in the university of limerick

My friend kinda parked out on the road so i went and bought a clamp in argos for E45. i went and clamped his car then rang him saying security had clamped it. He came out freaking. Went up to security complaining that he arrived after 6 and that their not meant to clamp after that. They called him a liar and said he must have been there before 6 and then kicked him out of the office. However since they couldn't find it in their records they decided to take a spin down to see the clamp, all 3 security vans ! While he was up there though we took the clamp off so he had to try to explain to 6 security guards that the clamp had disappeared!!!

:D:D. I can safely say i was crying laughing watching this!

Michellenman · 15-05-2009 11:07pm

€45?! This is a recession!?

Graham_B18C · 15-05-2009 11:08pm

Ya paid 45 quid to do a Prank?!

Nice one all the same

TheInquisitor · 15-05-2009 11:10pm

Michellenman wrote: »

€45?! This is a recession!?

Grahamo999 wrote: »

Ya paid 45 quid to do a Prank?!

Nice one all the same

Well a few of us split it. I don't have a full 45 to be pulling that kinda stuff. Did it on a few other cars aswell but that was the best reaction

Armin_Tamzarian · 15-05-2009 11:10pm

A couple of years ago a few of us were on holidays in Spain.
There were some tight tossers from Blancherdstown staying in the apartment next to us.
They were constantly starting fights, up all night, wrecking the place, etc.

On our last day, when they were off out somewhere, a couple of the lads went into their apartment.
They took their toothbrushes, shoved them up their backsides and took photographs using the Blancherdstown lot's disposable cameras.

Nice little surprise for them when they got home and got their photos developed.

Joey the lips · 15-05-2009 11:11pm

I will buy the clamp for 20 euro that way I can do the same prank cheap! Class brilliant one!

Michellenman · 15-05-2009 11:11pm

TheInquisitor wrote: »

Well a few of us split it. I don't have a full 45 to be pulling that kinda stuff. Did it on a few other cars aswell but that was the best reaction

People you know, I hope :S

I'm not really a pranky kinda person. I'll happily look at other people do all the hard work.

Bob Z · 15-05-2009 11:13pm

i planted cocaine on a friend and then phoned the police. You should have seen his face when he got 5 years!! But we had a good laugh about it afterwards

TheInquisitor · 15-05-2009 11:13pm

Michellenman wrote: »

People you know, I hope :S

I'm not really a pranky kinda person. I'll happily look at other people do all the hard work.

That would be too easy

Graham_B18C · 15-05-2009 11:13pm

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

A couple of years ago a few of us were on holidays in Spain.
There were some tight tossers from Blancherdstown staying in the apartment next to us.
They were constantly starting fights, up all night, wrecking the place, etc.

On our last day, when they were off out somewhere, a couple of the lads went into their apartment.
They took their toothbrushes, shoved them up their backsides and took photographs using the Blancherdstown lot's disposable cameras.

Nice little surprise for them when they got home and got their photos developed.

Holy Crap!

brummytom · 15-05-2009 11:14pm

Doubt it counts as a prank, because it was an accident.
But when I was 5-ish I rang the police and somehow insinuated my dad had killed my mom. They turned up at the house, full force, two cars, demanding to see my mom (who was asleep in bed... they had to check).

The coppers weren't best pleased with me

SoupyNorman · 15-05-2009 11:14pm

Was staying with the GF one night in college, she got up to go to the toilet in the dead of night. I hopped out of the bed and arranged the pillows to make it look like I was still there.

Now the plan was....

Get in the wardrobe
Wait for her to pull back the cover
As she realizes Im somewhere else, jump out of the wardrobe rarrrr!
The fact that she knew I wasnt in the bed would lessen the 'scare'.

What actually happened...

I got in the wardrobe
Unknown to me she had decided that she wanted a glass of water
She always puts her dressing gown on when going any further then the bathroom
The dressing gown is in the wardrobe
So was I
Crouched down, wearing nothing but boxers...I looked like Gollum.

She bawled for about an hour

Owen · 15-05-2009 11:17pm

Covered one of the guys at work's deskphone earpiece with shoe polish, waited for him to come back, and then phoned his extension.

TheInquisitor · 15-05-2009 11:19pm

One of the other cars we did now.

We clamped a friends car then called him to say we were outside and to come for a drive. So he came out and was just staring at the clamp for ages and couldn't understand what was going on. He was just mystefied. Couldn't believe it(it was parked in his driveway) So he tired to pull it off wouldn't work. Then the crazy B@stard wanted to see if he could loosen it up so he turned on the car and tried to move the wheels and drove it a bit!! Scraped all the car by the clamp. At this stage the prank had kinda gone too far so one of the lads said "ill try and get it off" and went up with the key and opened it without our friend seeing. We left it there to collect l8r but our friend said we should do it to someone else so he told us to open the boot to put the clamp in...and saw the box it came in!! he was none too impressed after damaging the paint on his car!!! Still worth it though!

admiralofthefleet · 15-05-2009 11:20pm

not really a prank but set a mate up nicely to make him look stupid

a good few of us were sitting in the pub last year watching the breeders cup. i asked tommy 'tommy what distance is that race the 'fillies mile' run over'. que tommy 'hang on there gar and ill have a look in the paper' where is my fooking paper, im going into the bookies now ill check for you'. we all looked at each other and somehow managed to keep a straight face, then broke the news to him. it was hilarious, but i suppose you had to be there

Graham_B18C · 15-05-2009 11:25pm

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Was staying with the GF one night in college, she got up to go to the toilet in the dead of night. I hopped out of the bed and arranged the pillows to make it look like I was still there.

Now the plan was....

Get in the wardrobe
Wait for her to pull back the cover
As she realizes Im somewhere else, jump out of the wardrobe rarrrr!
The fact that she knew I wasnt in the bed would lessen the 'scare'.

What actually happened...

I got in the wardrobe
Unknown to me she had decided that she wanted a glass of water
She always puts her dressing gown on when going any further then the bathroom
The dressing gown is in the wardrobe
So was I
Crouched down, wearing nothing but boxers...I looked like Gollum.

She bawled for about an hour

I spat on my laptop screen laughin at that!

honey79 · 15-05-2009 11:38pm

tears running down my face reading this best laugh i had all day thanks

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Was staying with the GF one night in college, she got up to go to the toilet in the dead of night. I hopped out of the bed and arranged the pillows to make it look like I was still there.

Now the plan was....

Get in the wardrobe
Wait for her to pull back the cover
As she realizes Im somewhere else, jump out of the wardrobe rarrrr!
The fact that she knew I wasnt in the bed would lessen the 'scare'.

What actually happened...

I got in the wardrobe
Unknown to me she had decided that she wanted a glass of water
She always puts her dressing gown on when going any further then the bathroom
The dressing gown is in the wardrobe
So was I
Crouched down, wearing nothing but boxers...I looked like Gollum.

She bawled for about an hour

Mr.Lizard · 15-05-2009 11:39pm

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

On our last day, when they were off out somewhere, a couple of the lads went into their apartment.
They took their toothbrushes, shoved them up their backsides and took photographs using the Blancherdstown lot's disposable cameras.

Ah yes. The reliable Anal-B toothbrush. Works well with cavities.

Graham_B18C · 15-05-2009 11:45pm

honey79 wrote: »

tears running down my face reading this best laugh i had all day thanks

I dunno why but I found the rarrr bit very funny...and the fact she baweled for an hour!

honey79 · 15-05-2009 11:48pm

I just can picture her face I'm still laughing maybe I'm just evil

TheInquisitor · 15-05-2009 11:48pm

Prank in school . The ole hide the bad trick ...with a twist. We put a guys back into the attic above the classroom and hid(threw it) it somewhere up there. It was so dark he couldnt find it straight away and actually had to go up there. while he was searching for it someone screamed sketch as the teacher was coming into teach the next class so even though the guy was still up there they fixed the attic board. So the guy that was up there was a bit of a messer himself so he walked over to roughly where he thought the door was and every 3 minutes for the whole class knocked on the roof. the teacher kept thinkin it was a knock at the door and by the end of it thought there were ghosts in the school knocking at the door.

Bob Z · 15-05-2009 11:53pm

SoupyNorman wrote: »

Was staying with the GF one night in college, she got up to go to the toilet in the dead of night. I hopped out of the bed and arranged the pillows to make it look like I was still there.

Now the plan was....

Get in the wardrobe
Wait for her to pull back the cover
As she realizes Im somewhere else, jump out of the wardrobe rarrrr!
The fact that she knew I wasnt in the bed would lessen the 'scare'.

What actually happened...

I got in the wardrobe
Unknown to me she had decided that she wanted a glass of water
She always puts her dressing gown on when going any further then the bathroom
The dressing gown is in the wardrobe
So was I
Crouched down, wearing nothing but boxers...I looked like Gollum.

She bawled for about an hour

If that prank had gone right she might have got a bigger scare

Graham_B18C · 15-05-2009 11:54pm

honey79 wrote: »

I just can picture her face I'm still laughing maybe I'm just evil

Yep, think ya are! Poor girl! Rarrr! hahaha

thebouldwhacker · 15-05-2009 11:58pm

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

A couple of years ago a few of us were on holidays in Spain.
There were some tight tossers from Blancherdstown staying in the apartment next to us.
They were constantly starting fights, up all night, wrecking the place, etc.

On our last day, when they were off out somewhere, a couple of the lads went into their apartment.
They took their toothbrushes, shoved them up their backsides and took photographs using the Blancherdstown lot's disposable cameras.

Nice little surprise for them when they got home and got their photos developed.

I hope they didn't have gum disease or any kinda infection, the joke coulda been on them.... yuck...

Anyway my personal fav is:

pick a mate
ring the buy and sell
place an ad with an unbelievable bargan (cars used too work best, maybe not at the mo though:() giving their phine number as the contact.
Call over the morning the paper goes on sale
Sit back and watch as phone call after phone call after phone call come in.
Call over randomly over the next two weeks as they run double prints:D

This makes it a free prank (maybe €2 for the phone call to place the ad) that just keeps on giving...
For best results use the national edition:pac::pac: this also has the added bonus of playing 'what counties have rang' game

Class:cool:

C.D. · 16-05-2009 12:06am

Used to work a part time job in retail, had this manager who was lovely guy but constantly plagued by bad luck. He used to drive a souped up car that was forever breaking down on him- he'd always come into work looking looking somebody had died everytime something went wrong with his car, it was the kind of car you'd expect to blow up at any minute.

Out in the car park, there was literally no lighting, so it was pitch black. Cue, one night myself and a few of the lads blow up a few balloons and wedge them under his car nice and tight.. two hours later, he starts his car and when he starts to pull away *BANG*BANG*BANG*. He literally jumps out of his car looking terrified before tentatively getting back in.. needless to say we were all pissing overselves laughing while we watched from the other side of the car park.

PFL · 16-05-2009 12:20am

Two main one come to mind straight away look away if sqeumish.......

Was at a party one night at a mates house who was known for constantly pulling pranks, some of the festive sort that were there decided to get there own back.

They took the newly opened butter tub out of the fridge, melted it in the microwave and then s*hit in the tub, cue pouring liquified butter back into tub and then resetting in the fridge.

A week later he wondered why his butter looked brown and tastle even funnier!

Another one was similar - another college mate got himself in an awful state one night and proceeded to fall asleep in the middle of a crowded party on the floor. Cue all kinds of prank suggestions - finger in lukewarm water etc.

However mates opted with a melted Mars bar down his jocks trick, next morning he wakes up head splitting, strange taste in his mouth and distinct feeling he just shate himself while at a party. Of course everyone was waiting to wish him good morning......

truecrippler · 16-05-2009 12:50am

C.D. wrote: »

Used to work a part time job in retail, had this manager who was lovely guy but constantly plagued by bad luck. He used to drive a souped up car that was forever breaking down on him- he'd always come into work looking looking somebody had died everytime something went wrong with his car, it was the kind of car you'd expect to blow up at any minute.

Out in the car park, there was literally no lighting, so it was pitch black. Cue, one night myself and a few of the lads blow up a few balloons and wedge them under his nice and tight..

Yes do continue...

'Scar' Mcdonagh · 16-05-2009 12:53am

I stole the wheels off me cousin Charlies caravan. Charlie was ragin!

Shaniev · 16-05-2009 1:01am

I was in Ann Summers yesterday and was walking around the shop as ya do!!! Got an idea a good one to take the piss! So went and got some sexy outfit a thong and the BIGGEST vibrater and went in2 the Q so it came to pay for it and she asked if I wanted it wrapped so I was like ya cool thanks so she wrapped everything tied the bo and put some sprinkly thingy on the top and she said do u want a card so I was like ya so I asked her would she write it so she said ya no problem I started to .......... hope u enjoy the gear and the vibrater cant wait to see you in it love u always ur loving son Shane.......... I swear to god u should off seen her face it was priceless so just walked off and the security gaurd escorted me out of shop!!!!! was brilliant ive never laughed as much in my life the Q just burst out laughing was brilliant!!!!!

SoupyNorman · 16-05-2009 1:04am

Grahamo999 wrote: »

I spat on my laptop screen laughin at that!

honey79 wrote: »

tears running down my face reading this best laugh i had all day thanks

Ha no probs!

You see it all happened so fast that when I realized she was heading for the wardrobe I didnt know how to let her know I was there in such a way as to not give her heart failure which just made the situation worse...for her.

That was 3years ago, it's our funniest couple story!

legend365 · 16-05-2009 1:07am

Once dressed up with my mate at night in black clothes, balaclavas and armed with air pistols, proceeded to pretend to raid my friends house. I'd never been in the house and didn't know any of the occupants. Got in through the door (acting very violently). Grab one of the girls and held the pistol to her. Brought her into the kitchen and then...Oh 'HELLO LANDLORD'.

What makes it worse was it was up north

C.D. · 16-05-2009 1:09am

Shaniev wrote: »

I was in Ann Summers yesterday and was walking around the shop as ya do!!! Got an idea a good one to take the piss! So went and got some sexy outfit a thong and the BIGGEST vibrater and went in2 the Q so it came to pay for it and she asked if I wanted it wrapped so I was like ya cool thanks so she wrapped everything tied the bo and put some sprinkly thingy on the top and she said do u want a card so I was like ya so I asked her would she write it so she said ya no problem I started to .......... hope u enjoy the gear and the vibrater cant wait to see you in it love u always ur loving son Shane.......... I swear to god u should off seen her face it was priceless so just walked off and the security gaurd escorted me out of shop!!!!! was brilliant ive never laughed as much in my life the Q just burst out laughing was brilliant!!!!!

Haha- just reminded me of a trick a few of my mates pulled on another one of my mates a few years ago. Of the guys in our group, let's call him Shane, is very well brought up, quite conservative when it comes to the ladies. About a dozen of them are heading to Spain for a week on a lad's holiday and two of the lads (without telling anyone else) go off and buy a massive black vibrator and a tube of lube. Mucking about in the airport they manage to slip them both into his luggage..

A little while later and they are going through airport security and Shane gets a little old lady at the scanner, who stops the belt and spends what seems like an age peering intently at the screen (the lads are cracking up at this stage knowing full well what is going on), she calls over one of her colleagues who takes one look at it and tells her to let it through but doesn't have the heart to tell her what it is.. in the end she makes him unpack his bag in front of everyone, all the lads at this stage are wondering what is going on while two of them are pissing themselves.

ScumLord · 16-05-2009 1:12am

legend365 wrote: »

Once dressed up with my mate at night in black clothes, balaclavas and armed with air pistols, proceeded to pretend to raid my friends house. I'd never been in the house and didn't know any of the occupants. Got in through the door (acting very violently). Grab one of the girls and held the pistol to her. Brought her into the kitchen and then...Oh 'HELLO LANDLORD'.

What makes it worse was it was up north

Airsoft forum hates you. I think your legend though.

Tigger · 16-05-2009 1:14am

in airsoft forum airpistol owns you

ScumLord · 16-05-2009 2:13am

Tigger wrote: »

in airsoft forum airpistol owns you

<know it all airsoft geek> Well as a matter of fact an airpistol is classified as a weapon over 1 joule and is therefore not an airsoft device..:pac: I don't know why I'm being so condescending, I don't really want to piss off the airsoft crowd, I like airsoft. In fairness though they are dryballs. Ah, I mean cool dudes. Woooo airsoft!

This is why I have no friends,

Magenta · 16-05-2009 2:49am

I did a prank on one of my friends once.
We were all in the pub and he left the table to go to the toilet.
While he was gone I grabbed his phone and changed my name in his phone to that of his girlfriend. When he came back I sent him a text without him seeing, saying "I'm pregnant".

His face was priceless!

truecrippler · 16-05-2009 2:59am

Magenta wrote: »

I did a prank on one of my friends once.
We were all in the pub and he left the table to go to the toilet.
While he was gone I grabbed his phone and changed my name in his phone to that of his girlfriend. When he came back I sent him a text without him seeing, saying "I'm pregnant".

His face was priceless!

Wow, excellent

. Gonna try that some day haha.

TheInquisitor · 16-05-2009 10:29am

C.D. wrote: »

Haha- just reminded me of a trick a few of my mates pulled on another one of my mates a few years ago. Of the guys in our group, let's call him Shane, is very well brought up, quite conservative when it comes to the ladies. About a dozen of them are heading to Spain for a week on a lad's holiday and two of the lads (without telling anyone else) go off and buy a massive black vibrator and a tube of lube. Mucking about in the airport they manage to slip the both into his luggage..

A little while later and they are going to airport security and Shane gets a little old lady at the scanner, who stops the belt and spends what seems like an age peering intently at the screen (the lads are cracking up at this stage knowing full well what is going on), she calls over one of her colleagues who takes one look at it and tell her to let it through but doesn't have the heart to tell her what it is.. in the end she makes him unpack his bag in front of everyone, all the lads at this stage are wondering what is going on while two of them are pissing themselves.

Were there any irwins from waterford on this trip??? I think i've heard that story b4!

I should be studying for an exam in 2 hours but i cant stop reading these and laughing my hole off! People in the library and none too happy!

CantGetNoSleep · 16-05-2009 11:51am

A friend was going away so we managed to slip 15kg of weights into his bag (surprisingly they were very small). I nearly would have paid to see his reaction when he got there

Trog · 16-05-2009 12:54pm

April fools day, I was 16 or so. I had a girlfriend at the time, lets call her Lisa.

I was in the car, mam's driving, I wait for a not too busy part of road to say:

"Mam, eh, Lisa's pregnant"

She then drove the car into a bollard.
Oops.

True story.

Turd Ferguson · 16-05-2009 1:07pm

Trog wrote: »

April fools day, I was 16 or so. I had a girlfriend at the time, lets call her Lisa.

I was in the car, mam's driving, I wait for a not too busy part of road to say:

"Mam, eh, Lisa's pregnant"

She then the car into a bollard.
Oops.

True story.

Priceless

donvito99 · 16-05-2009 1:12pm

One time me and a friend thought we'd scare the bin man as he'd not collected the bin for two weeks. So I hopped into the bin and waited for the bin man to collect it (yes I know this is dangerous but the truck cant get up my road so he had to bring the bin about a 100m, so I wasnt gonna get crushed). Anyway just as he puts his hands on the bin I hop out. Ive never heard someone curse som much! I then pegged it down the road, him chasin after me!

Leonid · 16-05-2009 2:37pm

donvito99 wrote: »

One time me and a friend thought we'd scare the bin man as he'd not collected the bin for two weeks. So I hopped into the bin and waited for the bin man to collect it (yes I know this is dangerous but the truck cant get up my road so he had to bring the bin about a 100m, so I wasnt gonna get crushed). Anyway just as he puts his hands on the bin I hop out. Ive never heard someone curse som much! I then pegged it down the road, him chasin after me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5wOS9gjnac

TheInquisitor · 16-05-2009 4:07pm

Just after watching arachnaphobia when i was 15 and my brother was twelve and he was freakin out afterwards wanting to keep the light on his bedroom the whole night and checking the whole place for spiders. Eventually my parents calmed him down and got him a glass of water in the bathroom. While he was out of the bedroom i snook under his bed with a tweezers and when he turned the light off and got into bed i pinched his arm with them...well i've never heard anyone scream so much in their life.

sunnyjim · 16-05-2009 4:10pm

One summer, when I was about 12 me and a friend were hanging out on the road, around 11pm. It was dark, and some boy racers were driving up and down the road as usual. We wanted to make them have to brake hard, withour leaving anything on the road. So we stood at either side of the road - and then when the car came roaring up the road, we pretended to pull hard on some rope, as if there was some barely visable, taught rope right in front of the car.

Car came screeching to a stop!!! And then we ran.

Super-Rush · 16-05-2009 4:30pm

I called my sister one day and told her our parents were getting back together...fill in the rest. I laughed so much.

fillmore jive · 16-05-2009 4:40pm

donvito99 wrote: »

One time me and a friend thought we'd scare the bin man as he'd not collected the bin for two weeks. So I hopped into the bin and waited for the bin man to collect it (yes I know this is dangerous but the truck cant get up my road so he had to bring the bin about a 100m, so I wasnt gonna get crushed). Anyway just as he puts his hands on the bin I hop out. Ive never heard someone curse som much! I then pegged it down the road, him chasin after me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUnMAnJKxVs

TheInquisitor · 16-05-2009 4:52pm

Somehow managed to get a condom over a friend's hand (who was out of it with drink ). He couldn't feel his hand for half a day after he took it off the next morning because it cut the blood supply off!

dez_warlock · 16-05-2009 4:56pm

I pulled a few great ones during the week!

Oh...just saw that you said pranks, in which case I have none to share.

Capt'n Midnight · 16-05-2009 7:32pm

Michellenman wrote: »

€45?! This is a recession!?

Just return it and get your money back

Better till buy 4 of them so you can park anywhere in town

zuroph · 16-05-2009 7:42pm

Shaniev wrote: »

I was in Ann Summers yesterday and was walking around the shop as ya do!!! Got an idea a good one to take the piss! So went and got some sexy outfit a thong and the BIGGEST vibrater and went in2 the Q so it came to pay for it and she asked if I wanted it wrapped so I was like ya cool thanks so she wrapped everything tied the bo and put some sprinkly thingy on the top and she said do u want a card so I was like ya so I asked her would she write it so she said ya no problem I started to .......... hope u enjoy the gear and the vibrater cant wait to see you in it love u always ur loving son Shane.......... I swear to god u should off seen her face it was priceless so just walked off and the security gaurd escorted me out of shop!!!!! was brilliant ive never laughed as much in my life the Q just burst out laughing was brilliant!!!!!

shenanigans, this story is old old old!

Best pranks you've ever pulled?? - Merge

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