The try harder if ye want to keep a second joke thread thread

Following on with the elephant gags.........

A man appeared at his local A&E in obvious distress and discomfort.

Upon being asked what exactly was wrong with him, he told the nurse that he had a problem down below, was quite embarrassed by it, and would prefer to see a doctor.

Behind the screen of the curtain, the doctor appeared and asked him what seemed to be the problem.

"It's better that I just show you doctor" said the man, and with that he unzipped and unbuttoned his trousers, pulled his trousers and pants around his ankles and bent over to display an arse hole that was almost a foot wide, and clearly infected.....

"My Lord!" Said the doctor, "I have never seen anything like this in my whole career, what on earth happened you?" He asked.

"Was on safari in Kenya" said the man, "and a horny bull elephant tried to have sex with me" he replied.

The doctor peered over his glasses suspiciously at the man and said, "look, I know I'm a doctor, not a vet, but would I not be correct in saying that an elephants penis is long and slim, not long and broad"?

"You would" said the man.......












"But the fcuker fingered me first"