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DCC - The Heavenly Staircase

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Banjo wrote: »
    Ristan passes his hand through a few times, giggles and walks through. The others follow if he doesn't explode
    The secret passage leads to a hidden study chamber. It seems the shamans were attempting to understand the elven intrinsic ability with magic from the diagrams of the elves physiology, the slightly golden blood samples and from a cursory read of scrolls containing interviews, recorded in Elvish, with the learned one.

    Also in the room is a tome the learned one had prepared for his next student. From the symbols on the cover it seems to have been a patroned book (OOC: A character with this who chooses to be a wizard or is an elf automatically gets a magical patron at level 1)


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Thonrat wanders back out and has a final search of the shark guts for anything interesting. Then he wanders over and examines the door he made explode.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Irwin pops out a sharks eye and and takes a bite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,485 ✭✭✭✭Banjo


    Quentanaa has Ristan pass her the book, then casts an eye over the interview scrolls and frowns. She whispers in Ristan ear. Returning to the old elf, she holds the book up and waves it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »
    Thonrat wanders back out and has a final search of the shark guts for anything interesting. Then he wanders over and examines the door he made explode.
    Finding little extra of interest on the shark, he wanders into the room that contained the sharks's now broken sand tank.

    Through two sets of windows, one East and one West he can see the adjacent rooms.

    The one to the East has three of the warrior caste stand within the room, observing the stable nervously. A human slave, possibly from Othegratia given the external spine, serves them a purple fluid. The room itself is barebones, some rock chairs and a table. Little else.

    The one to the West seems to have a pile of thin humanoids of some form standing perfectly still. Though there is a slight frost over the window making it difficult to see.


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    Finding little extra of interest on the shark, he wanders into the room that contained the sharks's now broken sand tank.

    Through two sets of windows, one East and one West he can see the adjacent rooms.

    The one to the East has three of the warrior caste stand within the room, observing the stable nervously. A human slave, possibly from Othegratia given the external spine, serves them a purple fluid. The room itself is barebones, some rock chairs and a table. Little else.

    The one to the West seems to have a pile of thin humanoids of some form standing perfectly still. Though there is a slight frost over the window making it difficult to see.

    Thonrat heads to the East and tries to get a closer look without being seen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Banjo wrote: »
    Quentanaa has Ristan pass her the book, then casts an eye over the interview scrolls and frowns. She whispers in Ristan ear. Returning to the old elf, she holds the book up and waves it.
    On entering Ristan's hands the book glows slightly and simply says in Elvish "Not worthy", on being handed to Quentanaa however it glows and states "Worthy!"

    A flash from the cover injects massive amounts of magical knowledge into Quentanaa's brain. A human would go mad from the process, but Elves have a natural affinity for the magical arts, to Quentanaa it is simply a skill she never learned. Her mind starts ruminating over the information.

    When she returns to the elderly elf he smiles.

    "Thank you, use it well, in time if you make, resurrect me so I may die in a more appropriate place."

    His body glows and turns to dust, some of it settling on the book and embedding itself with a spell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »
    Thonrat heads to the East and tries to get a closer look without being seen.
    Not being able to get a better view from the window, Thonrat sneaks out of the shark tank room and edges near the blue energy field covering the room with the guards. He can now see there are in fact four guards and the room has Exits with red energy lead North and East.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,485 ✭✭✭✭Banjo


    "well, that saves you killing him, eh oaf? Here, " she scoops up some dust, "make a wish!" She blows it in the elf's face. The group follow into the shark room.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    Irwin pops out a sharks eye and and takes a bite.
    OOC: Sorry missed this

    It tastes pretty good truth told, but has little other effects.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Banjo wrote: »
    "well, that saves you killing him, eh oaf? Here, " she scoops up some dust, "make a wish!" She blows it in the elf's face. The group follow into the shark room.
    They see Thonrat coming out and taking a look in the guard room. The blue energy fields are opaque until approached closely, so they are able to come at them from the side like Thonrat and see in.

    They notice the same things as Thonrat.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Aelrindel snarls after the elf who blew dust in his face.

    'I'll have you know magic is better used by slaves for tricks! I didn't want that book anyways!'

    He looks around.

    'What are we doing now anyways, standing around? Thonrat, get that door open dammit!'

    Thonrat looks at the other groups out of Aelrindel's eyeline and rolls his eyes.

    He points to the ring that Aelrindel is holding.

    'Oh - this? Well... I suppose...'

    Aelrindel puts on the ring.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Fourier wrote: »
    OOC: Sorry missed this

    It tastes pretty good truth told, but has little other effects.


    Irwin devours the rest of the eye, and looks to see if the are any anrcanoids left alive and how their meat supply is doing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    Irwin devours the rest of the eye, and looks to see if the are any anrcanoids left alive and how their meat supply is doing.
    Most ran from the shark and seem to have scampered off downstairs. One however remains content nibbling on Zack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »
    'Oh - this? Well... I suppose...'

    Aelrindel puts on the ring.
    He places the ring on his finger, but nothing seems to happen and it is too wide to fit properly on any finger decently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    OOC: would zacks longsword be suitable for the woman who is swordless (Corsiana)?


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    He places the ring on his finger, but nothing seems to happen and it is too wide to fit properly on any finger decently.

    Thonrat shuffles over and puts his hand out.

    'You? Take my ring? Oh very well - just no explosive sharks again, or I'll have to start paying that lot to guard me.'

    He hands Thonrat the ring, who slips it on his finger.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    OOC: would zacks longsword be suitable for the woman who is swordless (Corsiana)?
    OOC: Yes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Templeton approaches Corsiana, "Pardon me miss, but my fallen comrad over there, currently being eaten by that insect horse has a longsword that i do not think he would at all mind you using until you find your precious. If you dont mind getting close to the insect horse, you should be able to relieve him of it."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »
    Thonrat shuffles over and puts his hand out.

    'You? Take my ring? Oh very well - just no explosive sharks again, or I'll have to start paying that lot to guard me.'

    He hands Thonrat the ring, who slips it on his finger.
    Thonrat places the ring on his finger, it constricts and draws blood, but it feels right. He feels...better.

    OOC: +2HP while wearing the ring (will scale with level), however you might be geasa-ed into performing deeds to help other dwarves. Dwarves don't have clerics anymore, going back to the old ways, so you don't have to serve Bandylegs


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    Thonrat places the ring on his finger, it constricts and draws blood, but it feels right. He feels...better.

    OOC: +2HP while wearing the ring (will scale with level), however you might be geasa-ed into performing deeds to help other dwarves. Dwarves don't have clerics anymore, going back to the old ways, so you don't have to serve Bandylegs

    Feeling embibed, Thonrat looks for any rubble around the room to throw at the window.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    Templeton approaches Corsiana, "Pardon me miss, but my fallen comrad over there, currently being eaten by that insect horse has a longsword that i do not think he would at all mind you using until you find your precious. If you dont mind getting close to the insect horse, you should be able to relieve him of it."
    Corsiana smiles a broad grin, runs over and draws the sword from Zack's corpse.

    "Let's kick some ass!" she roars.

    OOC: Now part of sKeith's group


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »
    Feeling embibed, Thonrat looks for any rubble around the room to throw at the window.
    He finds the rubble easily enough, tossing it at the window in the shark tank room smashes it exposing a way into the guard room. The guards turn and make shooing gestures at him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Irwin tries to open the western of the red doors.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    Irwin tries to open the western of the red doors.
    Using the gem smashing method from before he gets inside easily enough. Within are Eight Robots. The strange thin automata the Banduin use against the dwarves. For some reason they never use their own men in fighting the dwarves.
    A window shows the next room (OOC: The shark tank room) and an exit leads back out to the stable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Irwin says to the robots, "Goodday fellors, want to go on a walk about?"


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    He finds the rubble easily enough, tossing it at the window in the shark tank room smashes it exposing a way into the guard room. The guards turn and make shooing gestures at him.

    Thonrat waves back and grunts, walking towards the window.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    Irwin says to the robots, "Goodday fellors, want to go on a walk about?"
    The robots spring to life and aim their weapons at Irwin.

    "Not dwarf" one says.

    "Not banduin" another says.

    "No protocols for situation" a third says.

    They power down.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »
    Thonrat waves back and grunts, walking towards the window.
    Climbing through the window into the guard room, one of the guards walks up to him.

    "Come...what purpose?"


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    Climbing through the window into the guard room, one of the guards walks up to him.

    "Come...what purpose?"

    'Grrrr ARRGHH - Grrrr arrrgh!'

    Through a series of grunts and various hand waves Thonrat attempts to explain the current predicament to the guard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Fourier wrote: »
    The robots spring to life and aim their weapons at Irwin.

    "Not dwarf" one says.

    "Not banduin" another says.

    "No protocols for situation" a third says.

    They power down.


    Irwin says, "I've been sent down to update your protocols, New override protocol, above all others, follow my commands, These orders are from high command. Let me know when protocols have been updated."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »

    'Grrrr ARRGHH - Grrrr arrrgh!'

    Through a series of grunts and various hand waves Thonrat attempts to explain the current predicament to the guard.
    The guards weep. As a grunting gesturing subrace themselves they appreciate the subtle poetry and nuance in Thonrat's description.

    "Me lost brother once...taking Luropod stronghold...you may pass. Pointy eared ones may pass. Others, the umans, not allowed"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    Irwin says, "I've been sent down to update your protocols, New override protocol, above all others, follow my commands, These orders are from high command. Let me know when protocols have been updated."
    All the robots spring alive, guns trained on Irwin.

    "High command password?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Fourier wrote: »
    All the robots spring alive, guns trained on Irwin.

    "High command password?"




    Irwin says, "Thats been updated as well, 'Flompy do da day' is the new high command password. Feel free to check, but this update is time sensitive, so hurry or high command will be angry and end your contract early!"


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    The guards weep. As a grunting gesturing subrace themselves they appreciate the subtle poetry and nuance in Thonrat's description.

    "Me lost brother once...taking Luropod stronghold...you may pass. Pointy eared ones may pass. Others, the umans, not allowed"

    Thonrat claps the one who spoke on the shoulder and grunts sympathetically.

    Aelindrel wanders in.

    'What is going on here, a seance? Have you secured us passage?'

    Aelindrel thinks for a moment.

    'You, friend of Thonrat - you wish to join me? I have treasures, and a lovely cow shed at the back of my mansion you could clean up for the rest of your life if you aid my quest.'


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    Irwin says, "Thats been updated as well, 'Flompy do da day' is the new high command password. Feel free to check, but this update is time sensitive, so hurry or high command will be angry and end your contract early!"
    The robots cogitate on this.

    "Time sensitivity logical, altering protocols. Slaved to human present"

    The robots march out with Irwin.

    OOC: You of course succeeded on the Luck roll


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »
    'You, friend of Thonrat - you wish to join me? I have treasures, and a lovely cow shed at the back of my mansion you could clean up for the rest of your life if you aid my quest.'
    "Banduin serve Bandu and leaders...leave now"

    He gestures to the exit to the North and lowers the red energy field by pointing a finger at it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Fourier wrote: »
    The robots cogitate on this.

    "Time sensitivity logical, altering protocols. Slaved to human present"

    The robots march out with Irwin.

    OOC: You of course succeeded on the Luck roll




    Irwin says "Very good, remove all old protocols relating to banduin and dwarves"


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    "Banduin serve Bandu and leaders...leave now"

    He gestures to the exit to the North and lowers the red energy field by pointing a finger at it.

    Aelrinden sniffs again.

    'Fine. Have it your way. You're missing out though. Come, Thonrat.'

    Aelrindel turns and makes for the door.

    Thonrat grunts a number of times, pointing at Aelrindel. He waves goodbye, flashing his ring at the closest guard and then follows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,485 ✭✭✭✭Banjo


    Fourier wrote: »
    "Banduin serve Bandu and leaders...leave now"

    He gestures to the exit to the North and lowers the red energy field by pointing a finger at it.

    Farris raises an eyebrow at this and takes note of which finger, muttering "boy, run along downstairs and grab us a few hands...."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    Irwin says "Very good, remove all old protocols relating to banduin and dwarves"
    A quick melody of bleeps and blorps follow.

    "Done" they all intone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Banjo wrote: »
    Farris raises an eyebrow at this and takes note of which finger, muttering "boy, run along downstairs and grab us a few hands...."
    Pip returns with six Warrior hands.

    The Warriors themselves don't seem bothered by this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »
    Aelrinden sniffs again.

    'Fine. Have it your way. You're missing out though. Come, Thonrat.'

    Aelrindel turns and makes for the door.

    Thonrat grunts a number of times, pointing at Aelrindel. He waves goodbye, flashing his ring at the closest guard and then follows.
    They enter a large room with almost plastic looking brown walls, though with mundane contents. Boxes and boxes of choral stew that the shaman classes crave. As far as anybody knows it's all they eat. Some vials of Golud spit lie nearby for flavouring.

    An exit with a purple energy field lies to the North.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    Fourier wrote: »
    A quick melody of bleeps and blorps follow.

    "Done" they all intone.


    Irwin shows the robots to the other nerosians, the dwarf and the woman "This is new high command, follow their orders too."


    Templeton says, "Now, blast that insect horse over their eating my comrade."


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    They enter a large room with almost plastic looking brown walls, though with mundane contents. Boxes and boxes of choral stew that the shaman classes crave. As far as anybody knows it's all they eat. Some vials of Golud spit lie nearby for flavouring.

    An exit with a purple energy field lies to the North.

    Thonrat takes the lead again, and picks up a vial of Golud spit. He uncorks it and throws it at the purple energy field from what he adjudges to be a fair distance from it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    sKeith wrote: »
    Irwin shows the robots to the other nerosians, the dwarf and the woman "This is new high command, follow their orders too."


    "Now, blast that insect horse over their eating my comrade."
    "By your command"

    The robots unfurl their laser guns and blast the Archonoid into nothing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »
    Thonrat takes the lead again, and picks up a vial of Golud spit. He uncorks it and throws it at the purple energy field from what he adjudges to be a fair distance from it.
    The spit is vapourised on contact.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    The spit is vapourised on contact.

    Thonrat points at the purple field and grunts to Aelrindel.

    'Yes, yes, vaporisation. Quaint. Well, what are you waiting for? Find a way through!'

    Thonrat grunts and searches the room thoroughly, taking care to avoid contact with the purple energy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,558 ✭✭✭✭Fourier


    Necro wrote: »
    Thonrat points at the purple field and grunts to Aelrindel.

    'Yes, yes, vaporisation. Quaint. Well, what are you waiting for? Find a way through!'

    Thonrat grunts and searches the room thoroughly, taking care to avoid contact with the purple energy.
    All he finds are containers for spit and stew, nothing that would obviously help with the opening the purple field.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Fourier wrote: »
    All he finds are containers for spit and stew, nothing that would obviously help with the opening the purple field.

    Thonrat decides to mix the spit into the stew and throw it at the energy field.


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