Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

JustShon · 23-02-2016 10:51am

pc7 wrote: »

If her parents are anything like my moron of an aunt you'll get 'ah they all do it now'
It's actually very frightening

Or a "Sure what can I do about it?"

yellowlabrador · 23-02-2016 11:35am

pc7 wrote: »

If her parents are anything like my moron of an aunt you'll get 'ah they all do it now'
It's actually very frightening

My friend took that attitude until she got an 800e phone bill.Her daughter was 13. The love of her life lived in Yemen and all she knew about him was a picture of a teenage boy on facebook. He could have been an old man for all she knew.
Older women can fall for it too. One of my friends who's in her 40's is drooling and communicating with a real touareg, turban and all, who will take her on a trip through the Sahara desert.

GAAman · 23-02-2016 11:43am

Seems legit, I did remove the gmail address I do wonder if that means this might not be above board???

This was posted from one Irish persons account to their friends Facebook wall

El Weirdo · 23-02-2016 11:45am

yellowlabrador wrote: »

One of my friends who's in her 40's is drooling and communicating with a real touareg, turban and all, who will take her on a trip through the Sahara desert.

She's in love with a Volkswagan?

sligojoek · 23-02-2016 11:53am

El Weirdo wrote: »

She's in love with a Volkswagan?

You hardly expect her to walk through the Sahara.

yellowlabrador · 23-02-2016 12:25pm

sligojoek wrote: »

You hardly expect her to walk through the Sahara.

A touareg is a nomad tribes man who lives in a tent and treks around the desert on a camel. Volkswagen often borrows foreign words like Sirocco , which is an african wind.

kunst nugget · 23-02-2016 12:29pm

yellowlabrador wrote: »

A touareg is a nomad tribes man who lives in a tent and treks around the desert on a camel. Volkswagen often borrows foreign words like Sirocco , which is an african wind.

The problem with this thread is that I first thought it was someone trying to spell 'toerag'…

BattleCorp · 23-02-2016 12:44pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

The problem with this thread is that I first thought it was someone trying to spell 'toerag'…

That's not a problem with this thread, that's a problem with you. :P

JustShon · 23-02-2016 12:46pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

That's not a problem with this thread, that's a problem with you. :P

I find I have this problem too. I remember talking to a girl online once and she told me she was doing collage work. I was just about to say "you mean college right?" when she sent me a picture of an actual collage she was making.

pc7 · 23-02-2016 2:01pm

The problem I have with this thread is I start taking the piss or joking and say 'anal' or 'telpis' in real life then have to mumble and laugh it off!

valoren · 23-02-2016 3:23pm

*57 year old get's 3 years in jail for sexual assault*

"Podofile cun+s being protected omg"

kunst nugget · 24-02-2016 10:23am

valoren wrote: »

*57 year old get's 3 years in jail for sexual assault*

"Podofile cun+s being protected omg"

Is that someone that's sexually attracted to Nespresso?

haveringchick · 24-02-2016 12:25pm

"Always amazed that someone you consider so close can like a whole load of photos from someone they hardly know and never like/comment on yours."

This is a mature woman, a separated mother of teenage twins, holds down a responsible job, active within the community, sporty, fit, healthy well.

.....but puts pics on Facebook to prove to herself that one particular person hates her because that person wont "comment" (the person "likes" the pics but wont comment) on the pics.
Nutcases.

Ted_YNWA · 24-02-2016 7:22pm

haveringchick wrote: »

"Always amazed that someone you consider so close can like a whole load of photos from someone they hardly know and never like/comment on yours."

This is a mature woman, a separated mother of teenage twins, holds down a responsible job, active within the community, sporty, fit, healthy well.

.....but puts pics on Facebook to prove to herself that one particular person hates her because that person wont "comment" (the person "likes" the pics but wont comment) on the pics.
Nutcases.

Both myself & a friend were unfriended on FB by a female colleague. We reckoned it was because neither of us acknowledged the latest sprog she had. Woman was posting 50 pics a day off all 3/4 of her kids. Lost count after a while.

haveringchick · 24-02-2016 7:53pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Both myself & a friend were unfriended on FB by a female colleague. We reckoned it was because neither of us acknowledged the latest sprog she had. Woman was posting 50 pics a day off all 3/4 of her kids. Lost count after a while.

I had the same issue with a SIL . I'm a lot of ways Facebook has done a lot of damage. Sad

coolhull · 25-02-2016 1:18am

haveringchick wrote: »

"Always amazed that someone you consider so close can like a whole load of photos from someone they hardly know and never like/comment on yours."

This is a mature woman, a separated mother of teenage twins, holds down a responsible job, active within the community, sporty, fit, healthy well.

.....but puts pics on Facebook to prove to herself that one particular person hates her because that person wont "comment" (the person "likes" the pics but wont comment) on the pics.
Nutcases.

Aaw, telper

siblers · 25-02-2016 1:53am

haveringchick wrote: »

"Always amazed that someone you consider so close can like a whole load of photos from someone they hardly know and never like/comment on yours."

This is a mature woman, a separated mother of teenage twins, holds down a responsible job, active within the community, sporty, fit, healthy well.

.....but puts pics on Facebook to prove to herself that one particular person hates her because that person wont "comment" (the person "likes" the pics but wont comment) on the pics.
Nutcases.

What amazes me is how a person checking into a fecking restaurant can get around 40 or 50 likes yet someone else will post up a brilliant piece of photography or art and get around 10 likes, I constantly see it happen to people I know on Facebook and it royally pisses me off!

Toots · 25-02-2016 2:38am

siblers wrote: »

What amazes me is how a person checking into a fecking restaurant can get around 40 or 50 likes yet someone else will post up a brilliant piece of photography or art and get around 10 likes, I constantly see it happen to people I know on Facebook and it royally pisses me off!

Maybe the restaurant is known to have poor hygiene standards and everyone's 'liking' it in the hopes that the person will die from food poisoning and stop clogging up everyone's feed with their amateur photography.

rawn · 25-02-2016 3:49am

siblers wrote: »

What amazes me is how a person checking into a fecking restaurant can get around 40 or 50 likes yet someone else will post up a brilliant piece of photography or art and get around 10 likes, I constantly see it happen to people I know on Facebook and it royally pisses me off!

Cos photos are boring. What did you have for dinner? Pics or it didn't happen

BattleCorp · 25-02-2016 9:38am

siblers wrote: »

What amazes me is how a person checking into a fecking restaurant can get around 40 or 50 likes yet someone else will post up a brilliant piece of photography or art and get around 10 likes, I constantly see it happen to people I know on Facebook and it royally pisses me off!

Why do you care about likes on Facebook? Can you not find something more important to be pissed off about?

arayess · 25-02-2016 9:47am

BattleCorp wrote: »

Why do you care about likes on Facebook? Can you not find something more important to be pissed off about?

tbh it's not that simple.
facebook is a communication tool between you and your friends.
what they like and don't like gives you a view to their lifes that ordinarily you'd not see.
facebook has opened my eyes to a few people I thought i would have known pretty well.

So why would we get annoyed? well it's probably more frustration that people you like turn out to be idiots at times .

BattleCorp · 25-02-2016 9:54am

arayess wrote: »

tbh it's not that simple.
facebook is a communication tool between you and your friends.
what they like and don't like gives you a view to their lifes that ordinarily you'd not see.
facebook has opened my eyes to a few people I thought i would have known pretty well.

So why would we get annoyed? well it's probably more frustration that people you like turn out to be idiots at times .

I wouldn't really be basing my friendships on how many likes someone gave me on Facebook.

I wouldn't be disappointed in a friend if they didn't like a picture on Facebook, I've more important things in life to worry about.

But yes, I do agree with you. Facebook makes you more aware of how much stupid is out there.

kunst nugget · 25-02-2016 10:12am

siblers wrote: »

What amazes me is how a person checking into a fecking restaurant can get around 40 or 50 likes yet someone else will post up a brilliant piece of photography or art and get around 10 likes, I constantly see it happen to people I know on Facebook and it royally pisses me off!

Personally, I hate getting bombarded by people's hobbies on Facebook. The occasional photo is okay but constant updates of their photography or whatever it is they are doing gets tiresome.

robarmstrong · 25-02-2016 11:21am

"Just got me lil fellas date name and date of birth tattooed on me love it (endless monkey face emojies)

https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12743857_962907007111252_5131488048726454833_n.jpg?oh=5965b9d10fbcbacec3456913791012d2&oe=575F5CD7

Apparently her "lil fella" is almost 2000 years old... Why people don't actually research tattoos before getting them is just beyond me.

pc7 · 25-02-2016 12:52pm

robarmstrong wrote: »

Apparently her "lil fella" is almost 2000 years old... Why people don't actually research tattoos before getting them is just beyond me.

Please tell me you pointed it out!

TitianGerm · 25-02-2016 12:52pm

robarmstrong wrote: »

"Just got me lil fellas date name and date of birth tattooed on me love it (endless monkey face emojies)

https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12743857_962907007111252_5131488048726454833_n.jpg?oh=5965b9d10fbcbacec3456913791012d2&oe=575F5CD7

Apparently her "lil fella" is almost 2000 years old... Why people don't actually research tattoos before getting them is just beyond me.

I assume it's 2nd June. But the 34 gets me

Michael D Not Higgins · 25-02-2016 12:53pm

robarmstrong wrote: »

"Just got me lil fellas date name and date of birth tattooed on me love it (endless monkey face emojies)

https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12743857_962907007111252_5131488048726454833_n.jpg?oh=5965b9d10fbcbacec3456913791012d2&oe=575F5CD7

Apparently her "lil fella" is almost 2000 years old... Why people don't actually research tattoos before getting them is just beyond me.

I wouldn't mind if it just said XIV but XXXIV instead of MMXIV is just idiotic.

gutenberg · 25-02-2016 1:09pm

robarmstrong wrote: »

"Just got me lil fellas date name and date of birth tattooed on me love it (endless monkey face emojies)

https://scontent-cdg2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12743857_962907007111252_5131488048726454833_n.jpg?oh=5965b9d10fbcbacec3456913791012d2&oe=575F5CD7

Apparently her "lil fella" is almost 2000 years old... Why people don't actually research tattoos before getting them is just beyond me.

I'm just... completely confused? XXXIV?!

fima · 25-02-2016 1:21pm

Today I have really learned who's who and who real and who's fake no one talks about my kids people makes me kids from diff fathers n I'm like am hellloooo no one can talk about no one so il move on n get over it n people enough is enough the only ones are really there for us at the end of the day is My family so I'm not gonna leave no one slag r harm um il die first ha 2faced ***** a face for every one sure I didn't even get started yet no one talk about my kids no matter who u are cause that wud b the biggest mistake u made ur choice never again wud I go back time to look forward to the future with my 3 beautiful kids and I'm call a siko path lol I'm sorry I didn't listen from the start who breaks a window none ur at a funeral wake up call everything is kicking in I'm just waiting for anyone to start me I have enough of the lot so it's a real good bye dis time loves my family n babies just try me u don't no me haha n ye called us rats people in glass houses can't afford to through stones I don't need to read any one I wud say it to ur face not a bother y fall to away to nothing over some one now it's time to go back to the old NAME well better life wars done is done n wats said is said no going back don't talk about my kids r family

BattleCorp · 25-02-2016 1:24pm

fima wrote: »

Today I have really learned who's who and who real and who's fake no one talks about my kids people makes me kids from diff fathers n I'm like am hellloooo no one can talk about no one so il move on n get over it n people enough is enough the only ones are really there for us at the end of the day is My family so I'm not gonna leave no one slag r harm um il die first ha 2faced ***** a face for every one sure I didn't even get started yet no one talk about my kids no matter who u are cause that wud b the biggest mistake u made ur choice never again wud I go back time to look forward to the future with my 3 beautiful kids and I'm call a siko path lol I'm sorry I didn't listen from the start who breaks a window none ur at a funeral wake up call everything is kicking in I'm just waiting for anyone to start me I have enough of the lot so it's a real good bye dis time loves my family n babies just try me u don't no me haha n ye called us rats people in glass houses can't afford to through stones I don't need to read any one I wud say it to ur face not a bother y fall to away to nothing over some one now it's time to go back to the old NAME well better life wars done is done n wats said is said no going back don't talk about my kids r family

siko path lol :pac:

Seriously though, would a fcuking full stop kill you.

pc7 · 25-02-2016 1:26pm

siko path

robarmstrong · 25-02-2016 1:26pm

gutenberg wrote: »

I'm just... completely confused? XXXIV?!

Couldn't point it out, I'd have a herd of agitated hunz commence an attack against me.

XXXIV in Roman numerals is 34, meaning her child's date of birth was the second of June in the year 34. MMXIV is 2014.

pc7 · 25-02-2016 1:27pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

siko path lol :pac:

Seriously though, would a fcuking full stop kill you.

I think she's going to kill herself, or leave facebook, I'm not sure, but shes at war and lots of windows and glass are being broken.

gutenberg · 25-02-2016 1:29pm

robarmstrong wrote: »

Couldn't point it out, I'd have a herd of agitated hunz commence an attack against me.

XXXIV in Roman numerals is 34, meaning her child's date of birth was the second of June in the year 34. MMXIV is 2014.

I know. I was just completely confused as to how she thought XXXIV equals 14/2014?!

BattleCorp · 25-02-2016 1:30pm

pc7 wrote: »

siko path

Reminds me of a guy from my town I went to school with. His nickname was 'Psycho'.

So when he decided to put his nickname on the back of his denim jacket (yes, I'm that old), he wrote 'cico' because he didn't know how to spell 'psycho'.

And yes, he went around for a while with that on the back of his jacket. Not exactly MENSA material.

wonski · 25-02-2016 1:41pm

gutenberg wrote: »

I know. I was just completely confused as to how she thought XXXIV equals 14/2014?!

Simple: XX is 20, XIV is 14.

2014, right?

Whoever was making that tattoo didn't notice it, or just went ahead with whatever his/her customer came up with?

gutenberg · 25-02-2016 1:42pm

wonski wrote: »

Simple: XX is 20, XIV is 14.

2014, right?

Whoever was making that tattoo didn't notice it, or just went ahead with whatever his/her customer came up with?

That actually makes sense (in a hunzo world)... dear god.

JustShon · 25-02-2016 1:42pm

wonski wrote: »

Simple: XX is 20, XIV is 14.

2014, right?

Whoever was making that tattoo didn't notice it, or just went ahead with whatever his/her customer came up with?

I'd wager if the tattoo artist tried to say anything they'd get an earful of "the customer is always right"

wonski · 25-02-2016 1:50pm

JustShon wrote: »

I'd wager if the tattoo artist tried to say anything they'd get an earful of "the customer is always right"

And now she will probably sue him when she finds out.

If she finds out...

TitianGerm · 25-02-2016 1:57pm

wonski wrote: »

Simple: XX is 20, XIV is 14.

2014, right?

Whoever was making that tattoo didn't notice it, or just went ahead with whatever his/her customer came up with?

You sir are a genius !!!

razorblunt · 25-02-2016 1:58pm

fima wrote: »

Today I have really learned who's who and who real and who's fake no one talks about my kids people makes me kids from diff fathers n I'm like am hellloooo no one can talk about no one so il move on n get over it n people enough is enough the only ones are really there for us at the end of the day is My family so I'm not gonna leave no one slag r harm um il die first ha 2faced ***** a face for every one sure I didn't even get started yet no one talk about my kids no matter who u are cause that wud b the biggest mistake u made ur choice never again wud I go back time to look forward to the future with my 3 beautiful kids and I'm call a siko path lol I'm sorry I didn't listen from the start who breaks a window none ur at a funeral wake up call everything is kicking in I'm just waiting for anyone to start me I have enough of the lot so it's a real good bye dis time loves my family n babies just try me u don't no me haha n ye called us rats people in glass houses can't afford to through stones I don't need to read any one I wud say it to ur face not a bother y fall to away to nothing over some one now it's time to go back to the old NAME well better life wars done is done n wats said is said no going back don't talk about my kids r family

I put that into a google search for the craic, to see if it would find the FB post.
It didn't but the 3rd result was a link to deciphering "infant speak".

wonski · 25-02-2016 2:03pm

razorblunt wrote: »

I put that into a google search for the craic, to see if it would find the FB post.
It didn't but the 3rd result was a link to deciphering "infant speak".

We will all have to learn these new skills to understand what is going on around us:D

stoplooklisten · 25-02-2016 2:13pm

"people makes me kids from diff fathers"

damm people!!

alwaysadub · 25-02-2016 2:17pm

I've seen a few different people lately on FB giving out about cuts to rest bite care.. Thought it was a typo at first but after the third or fourth time I realised it obviously isn't!

pc7 · 25-02-2016 2:49pm

alwaysadub wrote: »

I've seen a few different people lately on FB giving out about cuts to rest bite care.. Thought it was a typo at first but after the third or fourth time I realised it obviously isn't!

Why are they giving out its back up to 1700 a year, its not means tested so even millionaires can apply

BattleCorp · 25-02-2016 4:12pm

alwaysadub wrote: »

I've seen a few different people lately on FB giving out about cuts to rest bite care.. Thought it was a typo at first but after the third or fourth time I realised it obviously isn't!

I've seen a few people post about reaching a particular "mild stone" in their life. And again, it wasn't a mistype.

And another person had something that wasn't good enough, it "didn't pass mustard". lol

thesandeman · 25-02-2016 4:30pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

Seriously though, would a fcuking full stop kill you.

She remembered the apostrophes though so she must have had some bit of education.

BattleCorp · 25-02-2016 4:36pm

thesandeman wrote: »

She remembered the apostrophes though so she must have had some bit of education.

I've highlighted how much education I think she had.

JustShon · 25-02-2016 4:37pm

thesandeman wrote: »

She remembered the apostrophes though so she must have had some bit of education.

I think it's more likely she was getting her bit instead of an education.

PopePalpatine · 25-02-2016 5:31pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

And another person had something that wasn't good enough, it "didn't pass mustard". lol

I think they should get that checked out. :pac:

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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