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    #1172
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    And so, the Twilight related status updates begin. :(


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    #1173
    Apanachi
    Registered Users Posts: 757 ✭✭✭Apanachi


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    And so, the Twilight related status updates begin. :(
    Time to re-hide my cousin's daughter's updates from my news feed then....


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    #1174
    floutingmaxims
    Registered Users Posts: 764 ✭✭✭floutingmaxims


    Anybody else notice that a lot of their friends seem to be jetting of to different parts of America for a number of months? :rolleyes:


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    #1175
    Eathrin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    http://p.twimg.com/AeYz0yHCEAA7jjK.jpg


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    #1176
    batistuta9
    Registered Users Posts: 8,096 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    Cian A wrote: »
    http://p.twimg.com/AeYz0yHCEAA7jjK.jpg

    haha, is this from the protest today?


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    #1177
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,024 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    I just saw this Gem on my cousins wall (she's about 13).
    R.I.P <Insert her own name here>, She passed away about 3 minutes ago. If you saw this & wouldn't care, stop reading. If you would go to my funeral "LIKE". If you would be sad or even cry comment with a heart "♥". - change the name and put this as your status & see who your "TRUE FRIENDS" are.

    She told Facebook that she died to get a reaction out of them. I really don't know what to say to that one.


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    #1178
    J. Marston
    Registered Users Posts: 23,113 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Grand_Rajnah wrote: »
    I just saw this Gem on my cousins wall (she's about 13).



    She told Facebook that she died to get a reaction out of them. I really don't know what to say to that one.

    Poor girl, RIP :(.


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    #1179
    battser
    Registered Users Posts: 708 ✭✭✭battser


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Poor girl, RIP :(.

    LOL that just made me laugh


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    #1180
    oledaveoh
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭oledaveoh


    I got sick and tired of the "Town wont know what hit it" status that a group of girls used to post. It seemed ironic to me as the only thing they would be doing in reality is going to a club, getting a few drinks and sitting in the corner all night flicking their hair.

    Picture I made in anger - http://cl.ly/3f1i0k2t2s3Y162o3P1y


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    #1181
    denhaagenite
    Registered Users Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭denhaagenite


    oledaveoh wrote: »
    I got sick and tired of the "Town wont know what hit it" status that a group of girls used to post. It seemed ironic to me as the only thing they would be doing in reality is going to a club, getting a few drinks and sitting in the corner all night flicking their hair.

    Picture I made in anger - http://cl.ly/3f1i0k2t2s3Y162o3P1y

    Very good, but it's "Hiroshima".

    Dirty dishes prove I feed my family, full trash can mean I clean up after their messes, messy floors mean I let my children have fun, pile of unfolded laundry means I keep my family in clean clothes, wet bathroom means I bathe my kids! So the next time you walk into my house and see a "mess" think twice before you judge. If you come over to see us, come on in...if your coming over to see my house please make an appointment. Keep this going if you're a parent ♥♥..


    I would have thought it was more because you had a baby when you were 17 to get de social and had gone through a phase of dating travellers. I don't think I will be visiting you or your house because I'm afraid I might vomit. DELETE.


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    #1182
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    oledaveoh wrote: »
    I got sick and tired of the "Town wont know what hit it" status that a group of girls used to post. It seemed ironic to me as the only thing they would be doing in reality is going to a club, getting a few drinks and sitting in the corner all night flicking their hair.

    Picture I made in anger - http://cl.ly/3f1i0k2t2s3Y162o3P1y

    WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT GROUP!!! :eek::eek:


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    #1183
    CMpunked
    Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    The Great Chinholio wrote: »
    WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT GROUP!!! :eek::eek:

    A stunnah!


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    #1184
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I saw in my newsfeed that one of my FB friends had commented on a photo of a missing person on a page that appeals for information on missing people in Ireland.

    Fair enough, but when I clicked through to the page, I noticed that each announcement was accompanied by between ten and twenty "likes."

    What does it mean if you "like" the appeal for help with someone's disappearance?

    Also, on the most recent appeal, some woman wrote "Come home _____, it's too wet out there tonight!" It was only missing a LOL.


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    #1185
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    I love this thread :D


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    #1186
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    Nom nom nom.... :-D
    ^ thanks for sharing :confused:


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    #1187
    shinikins
    Registered Users Posts: 7,842 ✭✭✭shinikins


    My cousin's eldest kid posted this

    A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge, to live a day without him & if she did it, he would love her more. The girl agreed and she didn't talk to him for a day, without knowing he had only 24 hours to live because he was suffering from cancer. She went to his house the next day, tears falling from her eyes, as she saw him lying in a coffin, with a note on the side: 'You did it baby,you can do it everyday.' Put this as your status as sign of respect for all cancer victims ♥



    Yes. Because posting drivel like that shows your respect for cancer vistims :rolleyes:


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    #1188
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    a friend of a friend has their name on facebook like this:

    (first name) "Motheroftwo" (surname).......


    needs a serious kick in the gee for that.


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    #1189
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    shinikins wrote: »
    My cousin's eldest kid posted this




    Yes. Because posting drivel like that shows your respect for cancer vistims :rolleyes:

    Aside from the cancer victims thing, what an awful thing it would be to actually do to someone. How is that something that should be promoted?!
    And wtf is with the "going to crazy effort to spend 24 hours apart" and the "i'll love you more"
    :rolleyes:
    i know it's not real, i just wonder why someone would post something like that and think it's a good thing


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    #1190
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    for the twilight related posters hear is a message.....

    https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=188926087674


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    #1191
    Sulmac
    Registered Users Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭Sulmac


    More of those 'stunnah' like pages:
    1 NI IN MAC DONNALS
    Grl: BBz, will u bye me som chkn nuggats nd som chips wit da mony?
    By: No.
    Grl:Buh U said u'd alwys luv me.
    She rns nd puts her hed in2 da chip frier and dYES.
    By gos ovr nd tkes her hed outa da chip fryer nd whisprs
    By: BBZ I sed no cus I wrk in Mac Donnals and I gt dis for no mony.
    Boy kisses grl on da lips nd dyes of a mssve hart attak cus her hed was so fryed nd hi in fat.
    LYK iF yOu cRYD aLL da Tym 2011 XXXX RiP XxxxXxxx
    a ghurl was n da swimming pool wif her bf n she z, "bbz do yhu like my boobies?"
    he said, "NO WAY""
    da ghurl cried and den drowned
    bf waz cryin and went to rescue her
    buh she waz ded
    ... he whispered to her, ""yhur boobies are sxci you motherfúcker in da mixx 2k11""
    then he blew up
    XOx***//<3LIKE IF YHU CRii EVERY Tiim3♥~~**xOX

    ...or in English...
    A fair maiden was in the swimming pool with her suitor and she enquired, "Does one admire thine breasts?"
    he replyed in the negative
    The maiden wept and proceeded to drown herself, her suitor also wept and went to save his damsel in distress
    alas, she had perished. He whispered into her delicate ear, "One's breasts are attractive thou fúcker of mothers in the mix, 1553"
    then he perished in an explosive fashion.
    Like if one cries everytime they see this fine piece of literature


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    #1192
    Jaafa
    Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Jaafa


    I can't believe this thread has almost 150,000 views. And to think I started it all......I'm so so sorry people. :p


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    #1193
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Jaafa wrote: »
    I can't believe this thread has almost 150,000 views. And to think I started it all......I'm so so sorry people. :p
    Post it as your next status "I started a thread which reached almost 150,000 views. I would like to thank my parents, family, friends, fellow posters and God for helping me with this proud achievement" :P


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    #1194
    spider guardian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    Jaafa wrote: »
    I can't believe this thread has almost 150,000 views. And to think I started it all......I'm so so sorry people. :p

    spider guardian likes this


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    #1195
    spider guardian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 884 ✭✭✭spider guardian


    Sulmac wrote: »
    More of those 'stunnah' like pages:
    a ghurl was n da swimming pool wif her bf n she z, "bbz do yhu like my boobies?"
    he said, "NO WAY""
    da ghurl cried and den drowned
    bf waz cryin and went to rescue her
    buh she waz ded
    ... he whispered to her, ""yhur boobies are sxci you motherfúcker in da mixx 2k11""
    then he blew up
    XOx***//<3LIKE IF YHU CRii EVERY Tiim3♥~~**xOX



    ...or in English...

    I nearly spat out my tea laughing at that. Has to be a piss-take, no sane human could seriously write that kind of bizarre rubbish


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    #1196
    Chorcai
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 2,283 Mod ✭✭✭✭Chorcai


    Can I make a request? Is anyone willing to post this and leave it on your status for 1 hour? It is Special Education week & Autism & ADHD Awareness month, and this is in honor of all children who struggle every day, I know 99% of you wont Re-Post this and I Know the 1% that will, Thank you


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    #1197
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    ^We are the 99% and we will not be silenced


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    #1198
    CMpunked
    Registered Users Posts: 14,600 ✭✭✭✭CMpunked


    Why do 1% have 99% of all the statuses?! :mad:


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    #1199
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Yes, I'm a female. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I was there. I count on my fingers. I hide the pain from my loved ones. I say it is a long story, when it really is not, just to get out of having to tell it. I cry a lot more than you think I do. I care about people who don't care about me. I am strong because I have to be, not because I want to be. I listen to you, even when you don't listen to me. And a hug will always help. Yes, I'm a woman!!!!! Re-post if you're a lady and proud to be one"


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    #1200
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Obviously isn't good enough .
    Like · · 37 minutes ago


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    yes you are, and don't let anybody tell you anything different lady xxxx
    25 minutes ago · Like


    someone else
    Yes you are, you're more than good enough to be a porn star! :) x



    What in the name of jesus do people be smoking? Good enough to be a porn star?? And I'm mary poppins:rolleyes:


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    #1201
    plein de force
    Registered Users Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    "Omg lst nte wz grt, cnt rmebr mst f it tho ha wz gas doh lve d grls"
    "In wrk nw rmembrn bts f lst nte ha gas"
    "ah gd heds klln me nw frm lst nte ha wz gas doh"
    "at hme nw rcovrn frm lst nte stil, wz gd nte waz wrth it doh ha"

    next day

    "Brng on rnd 2 wid d grls tnte, so excitd"

    yes we get it, you had a night out and drank too much and you love the girls but your money might be better spent on english lessons. this girl really doesn't like using vowels too much.
    what's worse is she's in her mid 20's


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