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04-05-2015, 19:00   #31
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This isn't a facebook quote but I was out last night and met my cousin who I grew up with but haven't seen for about five years because she moved to Australia. She's home for a few weeks and I saw her out last night and I said hi to her, I was met with a blank stare as she had no idea who I was. Once I reminded her she said "oh ya ha sure you're not on facebook are ya". Kinda sad really that if you're not on facebook some people forget you even exist.
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04-05-2015, 20:08   #32
 
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This isn't a facebook quote but I was out last night and met my cousin who I grew up with but haven't seen for about five years because she moved to Australia. She's home for a few weeks and I saw her out last night and I said hi to her, I was met with a blank stare as she had no idea who I was. Once I reminded her she said "oh ya ha sure you're not on facebook are ya". Kinda sad really that if you're not on facebook some people forget you even exist.
I was going to read that but when I realised you're not on facebook, I didn't bother...
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The irony...

Be careful they don't think Irony is a new word for ironing...

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Eight people obviously have found really rare egg yolks so maybe they are not so rare...?
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05-05-2015, 02:29   #36
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Where do ye find these scobes! They can't be real can they?
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Where do ye find these scobes! They can't be real can they?
They can be found easily through acquaintances on fb. Click click click and before you know it all these crazy statuses are on your page.
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They can be found easily through acquaintances on fb. Click click click and before you know it all these crazy statuses are on your page.
I tried. Only spoof pages
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I tried. Only spoof pages
Efb you are lucky in that case. They do exist.
Edit. This thread wouldn't exist without them. Bow to all them people.

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So this fine upstanding citizen is waiting for a baby to be born, so she can tell all and sundry, that the child is an ugly fatherless child with a skank for a mother .

Those poor children haven't a chance
The one who wrote it is having a baby a week before me, she's broken up with the father very publicly numerous times. All the drama aired over Facebook, then a day later 'love you with all my heart, doin wats best for dr baby'

This other bird said she was going to kick the baby out of her. These people are a different species. They think they're all model parents too, it's really worrying.
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05-05-2015, 10:21   #41
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'Just walked into a shop just there where an elderly homeless man sat with a paper cup as dirty as a bin he prob found it in. Bought a 5 litre bottle of water €2.00 4 apples €0.75 handed them to the elderly homeless man. Seeing the smile on his face priceless. #everylittlehelps'

A good friend committed the above crime. There's just so much to Enjoy...I don't know where to start.

We will start with the shameless self promotion. But that's everywhere so it can be somewhat overlooked.

But the MasterCard and Tescos branding tag lines are amazing and completely unintentional !!

The repetition the the man was elderly/homeless.

The fact he bought him 4 apples!!

What's not to love about this post !!!
Hijacking the plight of homeless on Facebook was so 2014.

I think sick children is the one these days. And anyone missing for more than 5 minutes.
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This isn't a facebook quote but I was out last night and met my cousin who I grew up with but haven't seen for about five years because she moved to Australia. She's home for a few weeks and I saw her out last night and I said hi to her, I was met with a blank stare as she had no idea who I was. Once I reminded her she said "oh ya ha sure you're not on facebook are ya". Kinda sad really that if you're not on facebook some people forget you even exist.
I've had uncles walk past me without saying hello, and I'm talking about blood relative uncles.
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05-05-2015, 11:53   #43
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Maybe not the dumbest one out there, but this one (and the comments underneath) made me laugh:

Girl 1:Ok. How many children does the queen have? And is her husband still alive? I'm so confused

Followed by comments such as:

Girl 2: Prince Philip is very much alive.

Girl 1: So how is she the queen then? Why don't we have a king?

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Girl 1: Why is the queen dating a prince and not a king?

Girl 1: Is Prince William the queen's son?

It just went on & on from there. However, this final comment made me giggle:

Guy 1: In answer to your questions:
- The Queen has never had any children. New royals are generated at appropriate intervals by slightly modifying one of a warehouse of cloned royal embryos.
- Prince Philip was never alive.
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05-05-2015, 15:47   #44
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Where do ye find these scobes! They can't be real can they?
Honestly! While this thread gets a great laugh on occasion, it's also tremendously depressing.
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05-05-2015, 17:46   #45
 
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Honestly! While this thread gets a great laugh on occasion, it's also tremendously depressing.
FB has to be the Jeremy Kyle's production team's first call when recruiting for each series. It practically does their job for them!
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