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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #182
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    spud82 wrote: »
    Am they are all in Ireland, not in Nepal.

    Well you left out that relevant bit of info didn't you


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    #183
    spud82
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    anna080 wrote: »
    Well you left out that relevant bit of info didn't you



    Welll soooorrreeee. Phone the internet police why don't you:rolleyes:


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    #184
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,733 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    For Internet police please dial 0101101010011010


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    #185
    RonanP77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭RonanP77


    This is officer P77 with the Internet Police, we've had reports of important pieces of information being left out of posts. Please ensure this doesn't happen again or we'll have to take the matter further.


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    #186
    spud82
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    RonanP77 wrote: »
    This is officer P77 with the Internet Police, we've had reports of important pieces of information being left out of posts. Please ensure this doesn't happen again or we'll have to take the matter further.


    I am very sorry please don't spank me


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    #187
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    They've back traced it!


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    #188
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    RonanP77 wrote: »
    This is officer P77 with the Internet Police, we've had reports of important pieces of information being left out of posts. Please ensure this doesn't happen again or we'll have to take the matter further.

    Dear Internet Po Po,

    I think this is a mini FB "worm" type thing and when you click on it, it automatically posts it to your profile...

    A lot of people in my friends list doing it randomly in the last couple of hours....

    It's most likely taking your PW and email address from your browser whilst at it... :P


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    #189
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    “To be is to do”—Socrates.
    “To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre.
    “Do be do be do”—Frank Sinatra.

    To 'do be' — A Kerryman


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    #190
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    People are marking themselves as safe on my Facebook too, and again they're not even there.


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    #191
    spud82
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    KKkitty wrote: »
    People are marking themselves as safe on my Facebook too, and again they're not even there.


    It's so annoying :mad:


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    #192
    KKkitty
    Registered Users Posts: 7,534 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    spud82 wrote: »
    It's so annoying :mad:

    Next time there's a drop of rain I'll mark myself as safe.


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    #193
    spud82
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭spud82


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Next time there's a drop of rain I'll mark myself as safe.


    Make sure you do the same when there is a heatwave so they know the drought didn't get you:D


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    #194
    Arbiter of Good Taste
    Registered Users Posts: 2,200 ✭✭✭Arbiter of Good Taste


    KKkitty wrote: »
    People are marking themselves as safe on my Facebook too, and again they're not even there.

    A lot of people are morons


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    #195
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    "What the hell is Nepal & why are people marking there safety from it"

    Followed by an explanation and questions asking if it's in Ireland.


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    #196
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    "What the hell is Nepal & why are people marking there safety from it"

    Followed by an explanation and questions asking if it's in Ireland.
    You've got to be kidding? Seriously?


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    #197
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    2 posts by 2 bored people.

    "feeling board, board, board, an feeling pissed of "
    "this is what boardem in the house does to ya"
    Along with picture of a manky pint.


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    #198
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    IvyTheTerrible wrote: »
    You've got to be kidding? Seriously?

    Nope. "I'm safe, dats all dat matters"


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    #199
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    MORE FUSSY ONION!!!!


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    #200
    wallywhittle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭wallywhittle


    Albuferia. .... Portugal... Do anytin t go bak t d Sun splittin d trees instead a d bad auld typical Irish weather more pics t go up cant upload um on dis handicap phone shud b up soon enough


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    #201
    No_Comply
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭No_Comply


    wallywhittle wrote: »
    Albuferia. .... Portugal... Do anytin t go bak t d Sun splittin d trees instead a d bad auld typical Irish weather more pics t go up cant upload um on dis handicap phone shud b up soon enough

    What a nice choice of words.


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    #202
    sara1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 117 ✭✭sara1


    This post has been deleted.


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    #203
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    sara1 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    ^^

    wthogahbm = with the help of god and his blessed mother


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    #204
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Sigh.

    I've mentioned before that there's a really good-looking girl on my FB and she KNOWS she's good looking.

    She's forever posing for selfies, awaiting "Likes" and complimentary comments so she can modestly reply "Thanks hun".

    Today she posted a selfie, with perfect eyebrows arched in a quizzical manner, pouting like she's waiting for a smooch and glancing coyly to the right, as she sat in her car.
    Captioned were the words (verbatim):

    "Selfie on a sunny day, sure why not! #selfie #poser #whynot #lovernotahater #brows #vanity #brunette".

    The "vanity" hashtag irked me the most.


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    #205
    implausible
    Registered Users Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    sara1 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    like a cooler?


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    #206
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Why do people hashtag on facebook?


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    #207
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Poxy cloverhill I swear ta god they would wanna get there heads sorted sick of it go d hole way down and find out they forgot the dope how could u forget some1 in prision fuking dopes put back till the morning


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    #208
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Poxy cloverhill I swear ta god they would wanna get there heads sorted sick of it go d hole way down and find out they forgot the dope how could u forget some1 in prision fuking dopes put back till the morning

    But why would anyone go the 'hole way' to Cloverhill to buy dope?

    And is a State Prison really the ideal place to go if you feel like getting high? Or am I just old-fashioned? :(


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    #209
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    coolhull wrote: »
    But why would anyone go the 'hole way' to Cloverhill to buy dope?

    And is a State Prison really the ideal place to go if you feel like getting high? Or am I just old-fashioned? :(

    Apparently, the dope they forgot is a paedophile who stabbed her in the head. Jesus Christ these people make me feel so intelligent and posh.


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    #210
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    Wud like to say have a grate day at ##### crisinin, sorry cant be der but I will be home on leev in June....


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    #211
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    anna080 wrote: »
    Why do people hashtag on facebook?

    To be fair, most times I see it, it's because the post is via Instagram.

    Although, YMMV.


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