Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

peewee_44 · 07-02-2016 4:16am

If you think you have seen bs on fb please join this group its unreal.

https://m.facebook.com/groups/1578640039043129

Its called the debatables but they do anything but debate

bridgettedon · 07-02-2016 11:42pm

Saw one person post a photo with some yogurt on their chin. The tag line was its just yogurt I swear. The insinuation was that it resembled something more sinister. I still nearly vomit when I think of it. A respectable looking woman who was far from a teenager.

thesandeman · 08-02-2016 6:22am

bridgettedon wrote: »

I still nearly vomit when I think of it.

That would be pretty much the same pic.

maximo31 · 08-02-2016 9:30am

You think in time people would grow up but then there's alway one proves you wrong . Love cause trouble . Leporyeds don't change there spots. Pity people are stupit enough to fall for it .

coolhull · 08-02-2016 10:43am

"haf take go to doc dis morn, Fkn assma, cant hartily breed"

Or, indeed, spell.....

kunst nugget · 08-02-2016 10:48am

coolhull wrote: »

"haf take go to doc dis morn, Fkn assma, cant hartily breed"

Or, indeed, spell.....

Itz feerse hard tryin 2 get enuff kidz for da free hous if your 2 busy wheezin wen you shud b ridin.

Easca Peasca · 08-02-2016 2:06pm

You notice people get so worked up over what side your going to take in the newest voting fad, but seem to completely overlook the hundred of children starving, or the homeless freezing to death on the streets or the massive depression and suicide rate of young people at the moment, or single parents struggling to bring up there children, or the government taking there children off them because they have to work two or three jobs in order to support and put there kids through school yet there being "neglected", but that's OK let's not upset anyone, like its a democracy but as long as those views are the same as the loudest and largest group in the room, God forbid you might say something that'll upset someone. Can't have anyone being sad, even though ideas of right and wrong views are just a reflections of the time. Not that these groups are wrong I just think there better and far more important problems that need addressing.. Like oh you changed your status and put and X on a piece of paper, well done gold star to you, your so revolutionary.. Yet you'll walk past and look down on homeless, or gossip about the second hand clothes someone is wearing because that is all they can afford, or you'll go to a pub and spend hundreds of euro on a selfish substance and not even consider that you could use that money to suppost a starving child, but hey no one had to hear mean things, no ones sad, your not selfish at all after all why should you do anything like its all OK everyone's doing it, don't mind this this is just nonsense isn't it, let your brain justify it to yourself, after all you hit like and changes your status, here have some grass, good little sheep "baaahh"...

I wanted to comment, but I've read it 3 times now and still can't fathom what point he's trying to make. No shocker that the same lad also had a man-bun.

08-02-2016 2:09pm

Easca Peasca wrote: »

I wanted to comment, but I've read it 3 times now and still can't fathom what point he's trying to make. No shocker that the same lad also had a man-bun.

I think he's trying to drown in irony

gutenberg · 08-02-2016 2:12pm

Easca Peasca wrote: »

I wanted to comment, but I've read it 3 times now and still can't fathom what point he's trying to make. No shocker that the same lad also had a man-bun.

Perhaps you should comment that, per his accusation that people are spending 'hundreds' on a selfish substance, his spending on hair products for the man bun would probably also support a 'starving child'

coolhull · 08-02-2016 4:33pm

^^
So thesolution to the country's problems is not to vote at all? How would that improve things?

Shannon757 · 08-02-2016 5:46pm

coolhull wrote: »

"haf take go to doc dis morn, Fkn assma, cant hartily breed"

Or, indeed, spell.....

Hope not.

rawn · 08-02-2016 8:55pm

I think this post sums up the entire thread:

*Facebook piss offs:

1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....****ing stop it.

2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners....

3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks....

4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow up...

5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi....

6) "New hair" posts...it’s not ****ing new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a tool.

7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like pizza thanks! **** off!!

8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you ****ing cabbage!!!

9) THIS!!!! Status: "completely devastated"
What's up babe?
U ok Hun?
What's happened?
"I've inboxed you...."
You nob....that’s all.

10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking whore. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for c**k, inbox me"."

rawn · 08-02-2016 8:55pm

I think this post sums up the entire thread:

*Facebook piss offs:

1) Men pouting in photos, girls look ridiculous enough, but lads....****ing stop it.

2) Girls with Ming from Flash Gordon eyebrows. Eyebrows are meant to deflect water from your eyes, they are NOT supposed to have corners....

3) People who write billy big bollocks statuses like...."to the man in the shop who just stood on my toe, it's a good job u had ur kids with u or I'd have knocked u out!" Or "to the woman in the green corsa who cut me up earlier then smiled at me at the lights, it's a good job the lights changed cos I was gonna get out and kick u square in the minge!".... Firstly they won't see that status because you don’t know them, secondly, why are you making out like you’d show any aggression towards them? You clearly said absolutely nothing to them, then ran home to write a status about what you would have done if you had some bollocks....

4) 30+ year old men describing good things as "sick"... Grow up...

5) Young people using Americanisms, like.. "We got a cab home and made out.." No mate, you fingered her in a taxi....

6) "New hair" posts...it’s not ****ing new hair, it's your same old hair just shorter and laced with chemicals to make it the same colour as whichever pretty celeb you’re trying to copy... And by the way, she looks nice with red hair...you look like a tool.

7) Overnight nutritionists...I'm glad you recently discovered health and fitness 4 months ago, but knowing that chicken and rice is good clean food, doesn't mean you should post pics of your 8 prepped meals online every morning and preach how we should all be eating just that. Some of us like pizza thanks! **** off!!

8) People who post updates like "what time does the co-op open?" You clearly have internet access... Google it you ****ing cabbage!!!

9) THIS!!!! Status: "completely devastated"
What's up babe?
U ok Hun?
What's happened?
"I've inboxed you...."
You nob....that’s all.

10) Pics of girls legs in the bath, just short of their tuppence...just pack it in, you attention seeking whore. The post isn't about… "peace at last"... It's about, "I'm naked and gagging for c**k, inbox me"."

coolhull · 08-02-2016 9:28pm

^^
Would I be correct in thinking that those types of posts annoy you slightly, Rawn?!
I promise you, you're not on your own in that...

rawn · 08-02-2016 10:40pm

coolhull wrote: »

^^
Would I be correct in thinking that those types of posts annoy you slightly, Rawn?!
I promise you, you're not on your own in that...

I didn't write it, it's a copy/paste from Facebook but yes, every one of them annoys me!

counterlock · 08-02-2016 11:13pm

rawn wrote: »

I didn't write it, it's a copy/paste from Facebook but yes, every one of them annoys me!

And lots and lots of recipes at 60x speed

Big Nasty · 09-02-2016 12:09am

counterlock wrote: »

And lots and lots of recipes at 60x speed

Yeah, that got old REAL quick.

Mint Aero · 09-02-2016 12:15am

Oh my word. Are people still using sh*book? Bunch a ungaellas flamin dis da bird ripe sour ass. Don talk dirty abou me behind my back again gud 4 nuffin toe rags.

rawn · 09-02-2016 2:44am

"Sure,I heard *name* is a Whitch with one extremely well made and detailed false eye and with it she can tell the future, eh hur eh hur eh hurrr " said no one else ever. *name* You Freaky Sexy Goddess. May I Make Some Surcy Surcy Sax with you? Would you be game for a wiggle? No? Perhaps a quickie and some sort rizzlers? No? Don't smoke? How aboot some...Oh! You're married? I was about to let rip with a "Let! Us! Farrrqhuhu!!!!"

coolhull · 09-02-2016 10:47am

rawn wrote: »

"Sure,I heard *name* is a Whitch with one extremely well made and detailed false eye and with it she can tell the future, eh hur eh hur eh hurrr " said no one else ever. *name* You Freaky Sexy Goddess. May I Make Some Surcy Surcy Sax with you? Would you be game for a wiggle? No? Perhaps a quickie and some sort rizzlers? No? Don't smoke? How aboot some...Oh! You're married? I was about to let rip with a "Let! Us! Farrrqhuhu!!!!"

Telpis

kunst nugget · 09-02-2016 11:05am

counterlock wrote: »

And lots and lots of recipes at 60x speed

I think they're great. I get to find out so much quicker about the stuff I'm never going to bother cooking...

BattleCorp · 09-02-2016 11:28am

Mint Aero wrote: »

Oh my word. Are people still using sh*book? Bunch a ungaellas flamin dis da bird ripe sour ass. Don talk dirty abou me behind my back again gud 4 nuffin toe rags.

Anybody able to translate this for me please. My brain is in a go-slow this morning and I can't translate scobe.

GAAman · 09-02-2016 1:15pm

I see the "Business card soaked in debilitating substance approach" status is making a comeback.

pc7 · 09-02-2016 1:51pm

GAAman wrote: »

I see the "Business card soaked in debilitating substance approach" status is making a comeback.

Do go on, I'm lost?

El Weirdo · 09-02-2016 2:00pm

pc7 wrote: »

Do go on, I'm lost?

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/burundanga.asp

GAAman · 09-02-2016 4:08pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/burundanga.asp

This, literally this. As in a copy and paste of the snopes text word for word

:rolleyes:

mansize · 09-02-2016 4:25pm

AIDS injected fruit...

Really queen?!

LynnGrace · 09-02-2016 5:02pm

coolhull wrote: »

"haf take go to doc dis morn, Fkn assma, cant hartily breed"

Or, indeed, spell.....

You know what worries me is, I read that, and understood it, first time around. I spend too much time on this thread

maximoose · 09-02-2016 6:01pm

Not quite a status, but Facebook stupidity all the same.

A childhood friend has started a new "business" page on facebook.

He's selling watches & bracelets - the page and branding look the part, but the first day I saw them I thought to myself "those look like cheap chinese crap with a custom logo". Sure enough, within 30 seconds of searching on aliexpress I found the exact watches for $10 (which he is selling for £59) and bracelets for $0.96 (no price for him yet). Didn't even have the cop to change the pictures from the chinese site.

Page has quite a following at this stage, with lots waiting for the watches to go on sale in March. Majority being friends/family which is why it doesn't sit right with me.

Dilemma is - do I rumble him?

Loughc · 09-02-2016 6:11pm

maximoose wrote: »

Page has quite a following at this stage, with lots waiting for the watches to go on sale in March. Majority being friends/family which is why it doesn't sit right with me.

Dilemma is - do I rumble him?

Absolutely, you wouldn't want to see your friends/family members conned.

jimmii · 09-02-2016 6:23pm

maximoose wrote: »

Not quite a status, but Facebook stupidity all the same.

A childhood friend has started a new "business" page on facebook.

He's selling watches & bracelets - the page and branding look the part, but the first day I saw them I thought to myself "those look like cheap chinese crap with a custom logo". Sure enough, within 30 seconds of searching on aliexpress I found the exact watches for $10 (which he is selling for £59) and bracelets for $0.96 (no price for him yet). Didn't even have the cop to change the pictures from the chinese site.

Page has quite a following at this stage, with lots waiting for the watches to go on sale in March. Majority being friends/family which is why it doesn't sit right with me.

Dilemma is - do I rumble him?

Thats some serious mark up! I found a necklace in Temple Bar that was <$1 from AE selling for €18 it really annoyed me!!

I wouldn't publicly out them but I would just let friends and family know so they don't go wasting their money.

Are you 100% sure they are the exact same watch and not just the same design? Some times they will use the same pictures on there but the materials can vary massively it could be that he is going to be stocking a watch with the same design but with higher quality materials being used.

maximoose · 09-02-2016 6:29pm

100%. They are generic knock offs of a designer brand (which itself was controversial as it was shown they were made for peanuts and sold for $$$)

I've told all my fam/close friends that they are cheap crap and we are having a good laugh about it at the moment, but when they go on sale and I see mutual friends buying them I know it's gonna piss me off greatly :pac:

jimmii · 09-02-2016 6:36pm

maximoose wrote: »

100%. They are generic knock offs of a designer brand (which itself was controversial as it was shown they were made for peanuts and sold for $$$)

I've told all my fam/close friends that they are cheap crap and we are having a good laugh about it at the moment, but when they go on sale and I see mutual friends buying them I know it's gonna piss me off greatly :pac:

The mark up on most things is a lot bigger than most people would think but when you're offering something that consumers can buy themselves for that much less then thats just taking the piss!

Its amazing how cheap they are able to produce that sort of thing in China! £59 for a watch seems like nothing so not surprising people are willing to buy from him.

Are you allowed to link us to the $10 watch so we can see what sort of tat you're talking about?

maximoose · 09-02-2016 6:58pm

these are the kind of watches

TitianGerm · 09-02-2016 7:15pm

maximoose wrote: »

these are the kind of watches

I had a feeling that's what you were going to link to.

My Girlfriend bought 3 of these before Christmas and you'd swear they are made of paper.

There is no weight to them whatsoever and the Gold/rose gold finish wears off after a while. They also come in a little piece of clear plastic.

It hardly screams quality and anyone who's pays €60 for them would want their heads examined

jimmii · 09-02-2016 7:43pm

maximoose wrote: »

these are the kind of watches

Can only imagine what they are like!

coolhull · 09-02-2016 11:32pm

maximoose wrote: »

100%. They are generic knock offs of a designer brand (which itself was controversial as it was shown they were made for peanuts and sold for $$$)

I've told all my fam/close friends that they are cheap crap and we are having a good laugh about it at the moment, but when they go on sale and I see mutual friends buying them I know it's gonna piss me off greatly :pac:

You need the people you've warned to tell their family and friends. Eventually the scammer might get the message. Or better still, post the above link on his/her message page.

Bandana boy · 10-02-2016 3:00pm

maximoose wrote: »

these are the kind of watches

Thats hilarious one of those watches is 3.88 with a band , the band sells separately at 2.11 it is worth more than the watch !!

Your friend must be upgrading the bands to leather or something which moves the price up significantly

nikpmup · 10-02-2016 7:09pm

So happy with my new car

Welcome to the family "Django" Time for you to become Unchained !!

Accompanied by photos of a scroat-mobile

coolhull · 13-02-2016 3:07pm

"raisin childrun now a daze is a reel shalenge"

Whereas spelling is no bother at all

mahoganygas · 13-02-2016 9:20pm

Homeopath Internet Sensation:
"There is a natural drift out of Old Stuff to make way for the new people and experiences that you will attract that will be more aligned with who you are becoming."

Thomas:
"Thanks for your kind words. Do you believe in a turning point? Or a smooth transition?

Homeopath:
"It can be either Thomas. Sometimes there's something big that happens in your life and you re-evaluate your life and relationships and the like and sometimes you naturally drift away from people or situations. It depends on the circumstances individuals are in x"

Thomas:
"Thanks for your reply. I was talking about the shift though. I feel it more and more and was wondering what was coming next."

Clear as mud. Poor Thomas. Thankfully this snake oil salesmen is selling discounted entry to her 30 day 'Energy Program'. Hopefully Thomas can draw on some positive energy from a bunch of rocks and then all will be clear. All for just 225 dollars!!

kunst nugget · 13-02-2016 9:53pm

But Thomas is talking about the shift. He hasn't had it in ages. His poor balls are going blue on him.

Fame and Demise · 13-02-2016 11:22pm

mahoganygas wrote: »

Homeopath Internet Sensation:
"There is a natural drift out of Old Stuff to make way for the new people and experiences that you will attract that will be more aligned with who you are becoming."

Thomas:
"Thanks for your kind words. Do you believe in a turning point? Or a smooth transition?

Homeopath:
"It can be either Thomas. Sometimes there's something big that happens in your life and you re-evaluate your life and relationships and the like and sometimes you naturally drift away from people or situations. It depends on the circumstances individuals are in x"

Thomas:
"Thanks for your reply. I was talking about the shift though. I feel it more and more and was wondering what was coming next."

Clear as mud. Poor Thomas. Thankfully this snake oil salesmen is selling discounted entry to her 30 day 'Energy Program'. Hopefully Thomas can draw on some positive energy from a bunch of rocks and then all will be clear. All for just 225 dollars!!

I feel genuinely sad for him for having to turn to homeopathy. Don't give up on astrology, feng shui, pyramid power and healing stones just yet, Thomas! Maybe even give voodoo a chance or visit a witch doctor.

Riesen_Meal · 14-02-2016 10:33am

For the day that's in it :

http://imgur.com/9WVrzwG

coolhull · 14-02-2016 2:17pm

"4 fks sake, y do I bodder?"

After a few "u OK hon" "pm me" and"whassup pet" she reveals her terrible dilemma
"me fella in Parse 4 de rubgy mach, mist de flite home, n me after bookin a Valuntyne daze lunch"

One eminently wise girl did post to her -
" The children of Syria would love to have your problems"

This sensible post, in turn, was followed up by a load of "don't mined dat wan, hon" and a few "h8ers gonna h8" and even one "shur dat one wudnt no wot to do on a d8 anny ways"

jimmii · 14-02-2016 2:45pm

Going with "daze" is truly shocking I hope these people never think that home schooling their kids might be a good idea. The various versions of Valentines has been bad but I guess not surprising unfortunately.

rawn · 14-02-2016 9:42pm

âŒâŒâŒâŒ Urgent âŒâŒâŒâŒ
All the accounts are being hacked. The profile picture and your name are used to create a new Facebook account. Then they want your friends to add them, your friends think it's you and accept. From this moment, the pirates can write what they want under your name!! ..... Please do not accept a 2nd invitation from me!! Copy this message on your wall to warn your friends!
Do not share. Make a copy and paste this message.
Just in case, protect your accounts!.

Gee_G · 14-02-2016 9:46pm

rawn wrote: »

âŒâŒâŒâŒ Urgent âŒâŒâŒâŒ
All the accounts are being hacked. The profile picture and your name are used to create a new Facebook account. Then they want your friends to add them, your friends think it's you and accept. From this moment, the pirates can write what they want under your name!! ..... Please do not accept a 2nd invitation from me!! Copy this message on your wall to warn your friends!
Do not share. Make a copy and paste this message.
Just in case, protect your accounts!.

Amen

nikpmup · 14-02-2016 9:53pm

rawn wrote: »

âŒâŒâŒâŒ Urgent âŒâŒâŒâŒ
All the accounts are being hacked. The profile picture and your name are used to create a new Facebook account. Then they want your friends to add them, your friends think it's you and accept. From this moment, the pirates can write what they want under your name!! ..... Please do not accept a 2nd invitation from me!! Copy this message on your wall to warn your friends!
Do not share. Make a copy and paste this message.
Just in case, protect your accounts!.

This, jesus..... I've two aunts who have recently joined facebook and this drivel, along with cat pictures, minions quotes and 1like = 1 prayer crap is all they post.

Dancor · 17-02-2016 3:17pm

Good day in court got my assault charge kept in the district court happy days now a day to get baked happy Tuesday face****ers keep it lit

This was posted today, Wednesday.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Comments