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    #9782
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,113 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    NIMAN wrote: »
    I take it the dad with the most important meeting in the world ever ...who just might go for a spin in an average car, has already been mentioned?

    You can tell the marketing people now just want to appeal to every person.

    I'm a dad
    I'm a father
    I'm a ......fill in blank.

    Tosser?

    Have the tossers got a mention, plenty of them driving around our town, mostly in Hondas .


    “I’m a tosser on my way to the most important meeting of my life..........Fairyhouse... I’ll just tailgate a few Citizens on the way and annoy them”

    Tossers.


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    #9783
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,871 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    The Kia E-Sole?
    What eejit thought that was a good name? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #9784
    flazio
    Registered Users Posts: 12,860 ✭✭✭✭flazio


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    The Kia E-Sole?
    What eejit thought that was a good name?

    Better than the name of the Volkswagen electric version of the Up.
    Quite popular up the north of England mind.


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    #9785
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,113 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    The Kia E-Sole?
    What eejit thought that was a good name?

    Kia have a bit of form with car names Daniel.


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    #9786
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,827 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    The Kia E-Sole?
    What eejit thought that was a good name?

    Many car names are sh1t now.
    Juke, Fluence, Kuga, Yaris, thought Duster was one of the more stupid ones until now.


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    #9787
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,561 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    whisky_galore wrote: »
    Many car names are sh1t now.
    Juke, Fluence, Kuga, Yaris, thought Duster was one of the more stupid ones until now.

    Fluence was a particularly bad name.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #9788
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Fluence was a particularly bad name.

    Always had a whiff of “effluence” about it, to my (admittedly warped) mind


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    #9789
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,486 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    "...who's the twat in the Suzuki Vitara ?..."

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #9790
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,827 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Fluence was a particularly bad name.

    VW Toerag.


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    #9791
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,844 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Kia Sportage, because nothing says sporty like using 2.5 tons of metal to ascend that 8° incline on the school run.

    Oh, and anything by SsangYong.


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    #9792
    NufcNavan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,832 ✭✭✭NufcNavan


    The process of making an Irish radio ad:

    Ad-man 1: I'm struggling for an idea for this ad.

    Ad-man 2: I got it! Let's get two people with nasal South Dublin accents to have a conversation that nobody ever has ever and insert the product in the middle.

    Ad-man 1: Brilliant!


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    #9793
    NufcNavan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,832 ✭✭✭NufcNavan


    Deleted User wrote: »
    "And we're going to keep telling ourselves that every day"

    Can you imagine the smug shít that came up with the new AIB ad, 'Yeah, the snowflakes will suck this right up". And the management of a many Billions of euro company thought, 'yeah cracking idea, lets go with it - that wont make our potential customers wish for their brains to bleed out through their ears.'

    The thing is, the actual idea behind the environmental mortgage is a good thing. Incredibly annoying ad.

    Also the irony that banks exist and thrive primarily in a strong capitalist society which leads to pollution is lost on their smug heads.


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    #9794
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,871 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    What de f is it with that wan that's voice-overing the Chester Beatty exhibition? She sounds like she sat on somebody's hand.
    https://chesterbeatty.ie/exhibitions/thai-buddhist-tales/ 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #9795
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


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    #9796
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Two non-pc Ads back-to-back on Newstalk: I've the most important meeting in my life but first I will 'play' with my Suzuki Vitara followed by burn Bord na Mona briquettes. You couldn't make it up.

    ****



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    #9797
    Barna77
    Registered Users Posts: 3,271 ✭✭✭Barna77


    The Bóthar ads are coming.....


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    #9798
    dogmatix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭dogmatix


    Barna77 wrote: »
    The Bóthar ads are coming.....

    I know - but this year i'm prepared! I have a small ball-hammer and a handful of 2 inch nails in my glove-box for use on my ear drums when mr goat and his collection of f*ckwit animal friends make their inevitable appearance.


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    #9799
    flazio
    Registered Users Posts: 12,860 ✭✭✭✭flazio


    Has the Barrys tea drinker bought his train set yet?


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    #9800
    HildaOgdenx
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,516 Mod ✭✭✭✭HildaOgdenx


    'Dog Poo Dog Poo...' just to be clear, I abhor the practice of some dog owners who ignore Fido's sh1t and leave it for others to unwittingly pick up on their shoes/ wheels/ whatever.

    But that ad :mad:


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    #9801
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    That Martin Short Steve Martin comedy gig ad,

    if there's ever an ad that would put you off a show its that..

    two flats jokes from two has-been comedians

    they must be short on dough


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    #9802
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    flazio wrote: »
    Has the Barrys tea drinker bought his train set yet?


    No, but here it is again. :D


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab0-T0KkJzY

    ****



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    #9803
    NufcNavan
    Registered Users Posts: 2,832 ✭✭✭NufcNavan


    That creep of a man impersonating a dog is back again.


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    #9804
    plodder
    Registered Users Posts: 7,143 ✭✭✭plodder


    Why do I get the impression that the priiiivate sale at Kildare Village will be anything but?


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    #9805
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,827 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Ads with fùcking sleighbells, ugh.


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    #9806
    Simmer down
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Simmer down


    Are Skoda taking the piss?


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    #9807
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users Posts: 17,438 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    The old woman who does appliances delivered.

    Jesus.


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    #9808
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Hunky Monster wrote: »
    The old woman who does appliances delivered.

    Jesus.


    I thought that they had gone bust?

    ****



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    #9809
    Simmer down
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Simmer down


    Hunky Monster wrote: »
    The old woman who does appliances delivered.

    Jesus.

    You won't hear that one anymore. Company also gone thank fuk.


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    #9810
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,561 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    “Twenty twenty cash back! Twenty twenty cash back!”

    It was fun when Bord Gáis did it with those cartoon bears but it’s quite irritating hearing this new one on the radio.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #9811
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,827 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    “Twenty twenty cash back! Twenty twenty cash back!”

    It was fun when Bord Gáis did it with those cartoon bears but it’s quite irritating hearing this new one on the radio.

    It was "50 50 cash back" with the bears.

    But yes, this one is a poor imitation.


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