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Kotek Besar · 29-07-2011 7:31pm

Tehachapi wrote: »

Any updates on this?

Yeah, what did she have for dessert?

Dave147 · 29-07-2011 8:31pm

What temperature was the water when she got in do you know?

Sierra 117 · 29-07-2011 8:39pm

Caraville wrote: »

And as for those "I'm going to leave an obscure status here giving away very little information so someone will ask me about it" people. Get a f**king life. Or a counsellor.

What's worse is when someone asks about it, they respond with "Don't want to talk about it."

Caraville · 29-07-2011 8:46pm

Sierra 117 wrote: »

What's worse is when someone asks about it, they respond with "Don't want to talk about it."

True, the people who ask are just as bad.

Honestly, I despair for humanity when I see people like that. And people who make some reference to alcohol in all their status updates. Seriously, you're 26. I get that you drink, it's ok that you do, in fact, most people your age probably do. So quit with the "so hungover after a mad night out with me gurleeeeeeze, lol". You're not 16. And even if you were, I'd probably still think you were a bit of a tool.

Duddy · 29-07-2011 10:12pm

Groups like this:

You can spend, minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened - or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the **** on.

Too often we don't realize what we have until it's gone. Too often we're too stubborn to say, 'Sorry, I was wrong.' Too often it seems we hurt the ones closest to our hearts, and we let the most foolish things tear us apart

I am strong because I am weak. I'm beautiful because I know my flaws. I'm a lover because I am a fighter. I'm fearless because I have been afraid. I'm wise because I have been foolish. & I can laugh because I Have known sadness.

Stop. Just Stop.

Samich · 30-07-2011 3:35pm

I hate these statuses after nights out.

ok this is what happens when u go for a few quiet pints u end up comin home wit no clothes was it a good nite can ny1 tell me :P

Yes, we know you're a mad bastad that was supposed to be not getting drunk but you're so whack that you got locked and took off your shirt.

booboo88 · 31-07-2011 12:55pm

COUSINS are the first friends most people ever have as children. No one will ever understand your crazy family like your cousins. Even if you haven't talked much lately.... RE-POST if you have some of the BEST cousins in the world!!!
and my cousins are the very best.

they're bloody at it again........
seriously wats next....repost this if you have the best pet fishy ever:rolleyes:

Redonblonde · 01-08-2011 1:48am

"WiCkEd PhOtOs Of My MaTes PaRty"

....why would you write like that?

Yakult · 02-08-2011 6:46pm

"Why is life so hard"

And I posted "Because your a dick!!"

looky loo · 02-08-2011 6:54pm

Yakult wrote: »

"Why is life so hard"

And I posted "Because your a dick!!"

I think facebook is great, keeps all the crazies in one place...kinda like a internet mental institution really.:)

TrollyDolly · 02-08-2011 7:00pm

looky loo wrote: »

I think facebook is great, keeps all the crazies in one place...kinda like boards.ie really.:)

FYP :P

Andre80Johnson · 02-08-2011 7:13pm

Ive just been on that boards.ie website... thousands of people posting bull**** about nothing! who are these people? has anyone ever met someone who posts on this? What do they do for a living that they can spend so much time on message boards?!!!

Courtesy of Jeremy Dixon.

MGMTea · 03-08-2011 6:18pm

"SAY JUSTIN BIEBER 10 TIMES CLAP YOUR HANDS 3 TIMES POST THIS ON 2 GROUPS..............CHECK YOUR VOICE"

REALLY? d!ckheads

Jimmy Iovine · 03-08-2011 6:53pm

if you look good you feel good. fact

why is it the more of a **** ya are to someone the more they try for ya!! SCALDS

..and the second status got 3 likes and the following comment "sum people reali dont take de hint!!!"

Sitec · 04-08-2011 1:00pm

"WELCOME TO FACEBOOK, the place where people add u as a FRIEND but walk past u in the street .... RELATIONSHIPS are perfect, LIARS believe they are telling the truth,; .and where your ENEMIES are the ones that visit your profile the most, your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you; and even though you write what you are really thinking, someone takes it the wrong way. If you agree, post it on your wall......"

No wonder your friends and family block you, you're obviously a stupid fcuking c'unt.

LCruiser Kid · 05-08-2011 7:03pm

"•*¨*•.¸This is a FRIENDSHIP BALL "♪♫•*¨*•.¸ throw it back to someone else who means something to you!!!! A ball is a circle no beginning no end It keeps us together like our circle of friends".¸.•*¨*•♫♪" Blessings"♪♫•*¨*•.¸. xXx "

What the fcuk??? These kind of status's are getting very common now lately wherever they come from :eek:

Kotek Besar · 06-08-2011 10:53am

LCruiser Kid wrote: »

"•*¨*•.¸This is a FRIENDSHIP BALL "♪♫•*¨*•.¸ throw it back to someone else who means something to you!!!! A ball is a circle no beginning no end It keeps us together like our circle of friends".¸.•*¨*•♫♪" Blessings"♪♫•*¨*•.¸. xXx "

What the fcuk??? These kind of status's are getting very common now lately wherever they come from :eek:

Probably America.

batistuta9 · 06-08-2011 1:48pm

Idiotsville, USA

The King of Moo · 06-08-2011 2:18pm

I only have one friend who post stupid updates, but they do it constantly, and I enjoy seeing how ridiculous they can be.
The worst ones they post are those "witty" ones that someone else comes up with and they copy and paste. For example:

To make it stand, you wet it, to make it wet you suck it, to make it stiff you lick it, to get it in, you push it?....**** me threading a needle when you get older is no joke!....:-)

My business ain't your business, so unless your my thong, don't be up my arse!!! just saying...:-p

About to go to sleep where my pillow gets some head my sheets some @ss and my bed gets laid, whats up with that? they get all the action and i get an 8hr coma!....... <(-_-)>zzzzz

Im responsible for my life..... I write the script..... I select the characters..... and sometimes...... I make big mistakes.....;-)

I like wen I fart in the bath and see all the big bubbles come up

I am what i am, and i am who i am.... Your approval is'nt needed and it was never asked for! So you can either love me or you can hate me, i don't really give a damn Just saying.....:-P

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IF YOU HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK CHAT BOX, PASTE THIS ON YOUR WALL
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anyone no where u can buy a gud dildo???

needadvi · 06-08-2011 3:39pm

I have just finished reading a thread on here about dumb facebook statuses. After reading these comments, I have come to realize that most people I know leave " Dumb" comments as their status.

Anyone ever read a status that didn't bother/annoy/disturb you after reading it? If so could you give examples?

Samich · 06-08-2011 3:40pm

A good joke!

orourkeda · 06-08-2011 3:42pm

needadvi wrote: »

I have just finished reading a thread on here about dumb facebook statuses. After reading these comments, I have come to realize that most people I know leave " Dumb" comments as their status.

Anyone ever read a status that didn't bother/annoy/disturb you after reading it? If so could you give examples?

No

Cill Dara Abu · 06-08-2011 3:42pm

Do'nt have a Facebook page, it's for losers.

phasers · 06-08-2011 3:43pm

My friends don't leave retarded status updates because if they did then they wouldn't be my friends. I don't get the people who whine about their Facebook friends but don't delete them.

Samich · 06-08-2011 3:46pm

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Do'nt have a Facebook page, it's for losers.

Why? Alot of people would call you a loser for posting opinions and stories to strangers on the internet? :rolleyes:

newbee22 · 06-08-2011 3:47pm

Saw a good one earlier, about the dangers of vodka and ice, whiskey and ice , other alcohol and ice and dangers involved- ice is bad for ya!
Here it is!:
NEW DRINKING WARNING, JUST RELEASED: Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth......Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!! Copy & paste this immediately, You can save a life!!

Brennaldo II · 06-08-2011 3:48pm

when someone hot changes their status to single

Cill Dara Abu · 06-08-2011 3:49pm

Samich wrote: »

Why? Alot of people would call you a loser for posting opinions and stories to strangers on the internet? :rolleyes:

Nope I have never been called a loser on here

maxxie · 06-08-2011 3:50pm

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Nope I have never been called a loser on here

Loser

needadvi · 06-08-2011 3:52pm

Brennaldo II wrote: »

when someone hot changes their status to single

Samich · 06-08-2011 3:58pm

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Nope I have never been called a loser on here

Don't think any facebook user called another facebook user a loser for using facebook either.

Paddy Cow · 06-08-2011 4:14pm

This one made me laugh -

Hi. I'm unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

livinsane · 06-08-2011 4:18pm

I put up a joke every day and people fecking love it!

I rob them all from the best joke you ever heard thread.

iPlop · 06-08-2011 4:24pm

I hate the bloody disease re-posts, I'm all for beating cancer/hand grenades/breast cancer etc.....but what does rubbish actually achieve?

"I have a personal reason for posting this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah 99% of you won't re post this, but if you've been affected by pink eye syndrome please re post"

*155 plonkers like this*

Gunslinger92 · 06-08-2011 5:20pm

This doesn't count as a status, but I found it quite.. Odd, and I want to know if other people think the same, out of curiosity :pac:

Someone's pet cat died, so they put dead kitty in a box, took about 10 pictures of dead kitty lying in this box, and uploaded these photos onto her profile.

Paddy Cow · 06-08-2011 5:22pm

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

This doesn't count as a status, but I found it quite.. Odd, and I want to know if other people think the same, out of curiosity :pac:

Someone's pet cat died, so they put dead kitty in a box, took about 10 pictures of dead kitty lying in this box, and uploaded these photos onto her profile.

That is odd.

wonderfulname · 06-08-2011 5:44pm

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Someone's pet cat died, so they put dead kitty in a box, took about 10 pictures of dead kitty lying in this box, and uploaded these photos onto her profile.

I'm a little scared to be honest... someday you'll go on facebook and it'll be a human in that box...

Chris P. Bacon · 06-08-2011 6:02pm

wonderfulname wrote: »

I'm a little scared to be honest... someday you'll go on facebook and it'll be a human in that box...

I hope for all humanity nobody ever does that.

booboo88 · 06-08-2011 6:40pm

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

This doesn't count as a status, but I found it quite.. Odd, and I want to know if other people think the same, out of curiosity :pac:

Someone's pet cat died, so they put dead kitty in a box, took about 10 pictures of dead kitty lying in this box, and uploaded these photos onto her profile.

that isnt odd, thats mental

Jaafa · 06-08-2011 9:17pm

Holy Feck. I had forgotten about this thread. You been at it all this time? Fair play. Must be be more fools on FB then I thought.

Gunslinger92 · 06-08-2011 9:32pm

wonderfulname wrote: »

I'm a little scared to be honest... someday you'll go on facebook and it'll be a human in that box...

Good lord surely nobody is that cracked in the head!!

KilaWhale · 06-08-2011 10:20pm

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

This doesn't count as a status, but I found it quite.. Odd, and I want to know if other people think the same, out of curiosity :pac:

Someone's pet cat died, so they put dead kitty in a box, took about 10 pictures of dead kitty lying in this box, and uploaded these photos onto her profile.

Curiosity killed the cat!!!

watna · 07-08-2011 2:40am

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

This doesn't count as a status, but I found it quite.. Odd, and I want to know if other people think the same, out of curiosity :pac:

Someone's pet cat died, so they put dead kitty in a box, took about 10 pictures of dead kitty lying in this box, and uploaded these photos onto her profile.

I consider myeslf a crazy cat lady but that is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. I think you might to watch that girl - psychopath in the making. Are you sure she didn't kill the cat herself?!

Toots · 07-08-2011 3:31am

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

This doesn't count as a status, but I found it quite.. Odd, and I want to know if other people think the same, out of curiosity :pac:

Someone's pet cat died, so they put dead kitty in a box, took about 10 pictures of dead kitty lying in this box, and uploaded these photos onto her profile.

That's fcuked up, you should post the phone number for a good therapist on her wall, that person needs therapy.

LisaLee · 07-08-2011 4:26am

wonderfulname wrote: »

I'm a little scared to be honest... someday you'll go on facebook and it'll be a human in that box...

I have a friend who put up pictures of an open casket funeral.... Not something you expect to see on a Newsfeed.

Limerick_Lass · 07-08-2011 6:02am

Whats up with people posting pictures of their kids as their own profile picture?!

I feel like a paedophile

Tehachapi · 07-08-2011 6:10am

Limerick_Lass wrote: »

Whats up with people posting pictures of their kids as their own profile picture?!

I feel like a paedophile

It's even worse when the baby is particularly ugly, and the person gets loads of comments saying "hez gorgeuzz hun x x".

Einhard · 07-08-2011 6:50am

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

Someone's pet cat died, so they put dead kitty in a box, took about 10 pictures of dead kitty lying in this box, and uploaded these photos onto her profile.

But I loved that cat. Poor old Mr Stuffins.

batistuta9 · 07-08-2011 11:04am

Tehachapi wrote: »

It's even worse when the baby is particularly ugly, and the person gets loads of comments saying "hez gorgeuzz hun x x".

everybody says that about babies though don't they,i don't like it either but it's one of them lies it ok to tell or to the ugly/heavy sometimes both girl that she's stunning

XxMCRxBabyxX · 07-08-2011 12:11pm

wonderfulname wrote: »

I'm a little scared to be honest... someday you'll go on facebook and it'll be a human in that box...

Too Late

Definitely too late

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