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Greatest movie one liner, and I mean greatest!

  • 22-02-2020 7:34pm
    #1
    yuridwyer
    Registered Users Posts: 83 ✭✭yuridwyer


    "Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

    See no evil, hear no evil. Nothing can top this.


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Comments

  • #2
    Home Alone
    Registered Users Posts: 3 ✭Home Alone


    Keep the change, you filthy animal!


  • #3
    CinammonGirl
    Registered Users Posts: 185 ✭✭CinammonGirl


    Leave the gun – take the cannoli.


  • #4
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    yuridwyer wrote: »
    "Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

    See no evil, hear no evil. Nothing can top this.

    Theres much better lines throughout that movie.

    "What do you mean I'm black?"

    "You held up that woman with your erection?"


  • #5
    Die Hard 2019
    Closed Accounts Posts: 362 ✭✭Die Hard 2019


    I'll have what she's having


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through


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  • #7
    yuridwyer
    Registered Users Posts: 83 ✭✭yuridwyer


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    Theres much better lines throughout that movie.

    "What do you mean I'm black?"

    "You held up that woman with your erection?"


    Thanks for your opinion.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I love the smell of napalm in the morning


  • #9
    scoobydude
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭scoobydude


    DubInMeath wrote: »
    Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through

    Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes


  • #10
    yuridwyer
    Registered Users Posts: 83 ✭✭yuridwyer


    yuridwyer wrote: »
    "Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?"

    See no evil, hear no evil. Nothing can top this.


    .. In my humble opinion...


  • #11
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,103 ✭✭✭amacca


    "Your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash"

    Honorable mention "some mother****ers are always trying to ice skate uphill"


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  • #12
    bennyineire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭bennyineire


    "hasta la vista, baby"

    Now what do I win ?


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped


  • #14
    ThewhiteJesus
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,714 ✭✭✭ThewhiteJesus


    I’ll be back


  • #15
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,349 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Truly this man was the son of God

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #16
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster


  • #17
    mosstin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,185 ✭✭✭mosstin


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRi0FT8uYMY


  • #18
    Tom Mann Centuria
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,068 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • #19
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,332 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I have such sights to show you


  • #20
    Frank Loud Nanny
    Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Frank Loud Nanny


    E.T. home phone.


  • #21
    Stewball
    Registered Users Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Stewball


    F**k it, dude, let's go bowling.


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  • #22
    elperello
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,581 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    You talking to me?


  • #23
    squiredanaher
    Registered Users Posts: 101 ✭✭squiredanaher


    "Why......even fr lonergan had a mother"


  • #24
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    "Andy Dufrense, who crawled through a river of sh*t, and came out clean on the other side".


  • #25
    Jonybgud
    Registered Users Posts: 463 ✭✭Jonybgud


    Say what one more time, I mother****in' dare you!


  • #26
    Charlie19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,787 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    We're going to need a bigger boat.


  • #27
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    The Truth! You can’t handle the Truth!


  • #28
    Sleeper12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,155 ✭✭✭✭Sleeper12


    Charlie19 wrote:
    We're going to need a bigger boat.


    Ya just beat me to it


  • #29
    BigPoppaDump
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭BigPoppaDump


    Yippee kai yay muthafacka!


  • #30
    Sleeper12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,155 ✭✭✭✭Sleeper12


    One probably only older members will get.

    "Made it ma, to the top of the world"


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  • #31
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Say ello to my widdle fwend...


  • #32
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Obviously you're not a golfer.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



  • #33
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    “You eat pieces of shìt for breakfast?”


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,917 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sleeper12 wrote: »
    One probably only older members will get.

    "Made it ma, to the top of the world"

    Or if they are into classic movies, it was made before even my dad was born.


  • #35
    Mooooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,611 ✭✭✭Mooooo


    https://youtu.be/AVQ8byG2mY8


  • #36
    Lefty Bicek
    Registered Users Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭Lefty Bicek


    'As a youth I used to weep in butchers' shops'.

    'I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary'.

    - Uncle Monty, in Withnail and I


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  • #37
    SmartinMartin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭SmartinMartin


    There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.


  • #38
    Rothko
    Registered Users Posts: 12,904 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    Nobody's perfect


  • #39
    tryfix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,702 ✭✭✭tryfix


    Young Boy : [Goody, with Red along, are in a tiny ice-cream vendor's truck] You're early. You're supposed to go down the next street first, then come up here.

    Eddie Goody : Well, listen. While we're here, can I sell you anything?

    Young Boy : No, I'm waiting for Judy Ann. They have a better flavor of pistachio.

    Red Leary : Look, kid, go **** a duck.



    The giant George Kennedy as Red Leary in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.


  • #40
    Crock Rock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 616 ✭✭✭Crock Rock


    Home Alone wrote: »
    Keep the change, you filthy animal!

    Apt username


  • #41
    beerguts
    Registered Users Posts: 270 ✭✭beerguts


    I'll be thinking about that when I'm pissing on your grave.

    Clint Eastwood; In the line of fire (1993)


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  • #42
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,824 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    “We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!”


  • #43
    Ardent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,310 ✭✭✭Ardent


    I'll make him an offer he can't refuse


  • #44
    NickNickleby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,826 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    MonkieSocks wrote: »
    Truly this man was the son of God

    or, as legend has it, the improved version:

    "Awww, truly this man was the son of God"


    My own favourite: (or one of many)
    "What we have here is a failure to communicate!"


  • #45
    .red.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,364 ✭✭✭.red.


    I dropped the comb

    Or

    Don't call me Shirley


  • #46
    Sweetemotion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,511 ✭✭✭Sweetemotion


    That'll do pig, that'll will do.


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "You're an inanimate f*cking object!!"

    Maybe not the greatest but my fave


  • #48
    Sober Crappy Chemis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭Sober Crappy Chemis


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo-YVqV0v4Q


  • #49
    donegal_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,849 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    “Why don't you do something to help me?” Oliver Hardy (Helpmates, 1932)


  • #50
    bodyguard1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭bodyguard1


    https://youtu.be/jvTpEoi0tzE
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=


  • #51
    Ryertex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 ✭Ryertex


    “How powerful is a man who cannot control himself?”
    Johnny Cash, Murder in Coweta County.


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