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A story in six words

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    #6692
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    king_of_mayo wrote: »
    A coke please. Pepsi ok? No.

    Is there anything else you want


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    #6693
    PatrickSmithUS
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 263 ✭✭PatrickSmithUS


    Lived long, happily. Died. No regrets.


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    #6694
    sheep26
    Registered Users Posts: 17 ✭sheep26


    born, lived, trusted, waited, died alone


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    #6695
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    PatrickSmithUS wrote: »
    Lived long, happily. Died. No regrets.

    Enjoy the good things in life


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    #6696
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    PatrickSmithUS wrote: »
    Lived long, happily. Died. No regrets.

    Its wise to rethink your life


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    #6697
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    PatrickSmithUS wrote: »
    Lived long, happily. Died. No regrets.

    That is the meaning of lfe


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    #6698
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    sheep26 wrote: »
    born, lived, trusted, waited, died alone

    Is it morbid morning time again


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    #6699
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    sheep26 wrote: »
    born, lived, trusted, waited, died alone

    Life is the journey we seek


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    #6700
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    sheep26 wrote: »
    born, lived, trusted, waited, died alone

    Born, lived, loved, cried, died happy


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    #6701
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    sheep26 wrote: »
    born, lived, trusted, waited, died alone

    Live for today... before tomorrow comes


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    #6702
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Twas a blast from the past


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    #6703
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The old pensioner was constantly farting


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    #6704
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The old pensioner was constantly farting

    It was a good conversation topic


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    #6705
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The old pensioner was constantly farting

    He constantly sucked up cooked beans


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    #6706
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The old pensioner was constantly farting

    Was if flatulence or actually sh!t


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    #6707
    PatrickSmithUS
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 263 ✭✭PatrickSmithUS


    England invaded, colony rebelled, Ireland grew.


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    #6708
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Was if flatulence or actually sh!t

    The technical term is a shart


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    #6709
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    PatrickSmithUS wrote: »
    England invaded, colony rebelled, Ireland grew.

    Were the normans not invited in


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    #6710
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    PatrickSmithUS wrote: »
    England invaded, colony rebelled, Ireland grew.

    We rebelled for nearly 800 years


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    #6711
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    PatrickSmithUS wrote: »
    England invaded, colony rebelled, Ireland grew.

    And then this coalition goverment arrived


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    #6712
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The technical term is a shart

    Whatever it is... its plain Sh!te


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    #6713
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The technical term is a shart

    To shart or not to sh¡t


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    #6714
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The technical term is a shart

    Touching cloth is the proper reference


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    #6715
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Touching cloth is the proper reference

    The clergy really like the cloth


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    #6716
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The clergy really like the cloth[/QUOTE

    when its attached to altar boys


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    #6717
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The clergy really like the cloth

    To each their own kinky games


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    #6718
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The clergy really like the cloth

    Maybe its satin or silk sockings


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    #6719
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    RMAOK wrote: »
    The clergy really like the cloth[/QUOTE

    when its attached to altar boys

    The power of Christ compels thee


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    #6720
    Heighway61
    Registered Users Posts: 1,966 ✭✭✭Heighway61


    Red pill? Blue pill? Daily prescription.


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    #6721
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    gerrycorrigan wrote: »
    Yearned. Did it. Not worth it.
    RMAOK wrote: »
    Kylta wrote: »

    The power of Christ compels thee

    To be honest and be truthful


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