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    #6782
    Kylta
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    Connemara welcomes the new leprechaun Olympics


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    #6783
    Kylta
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    Tabnabs wrote: »
    Very small chaps but immensely strong.

    The shetlands ponies are sturdy indeed


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    #6784
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Tabnabs wrote: »
    Very small chaps but immensely strong.

    From eating up all there greens


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    #6785
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The colony of ants was abundant

    My hoover sorted that lot out


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    #6786
    Kylta
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    RMAOK wrote: »
    The colony of ants was abundant

    My anteater is having ant babies


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    #6787
    Kylta
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    RMAOK wrote: »
    The colony of ants was abundant

    Everything is in abundance especially vegans


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    #6788
    RMAOK
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    Kylta wrote: »
    Everything is in abundance especially vegans

    They believe that veggies are wrong


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    #6789
    Kylta
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    RMAOK wrote: »
    They believe that veggies are wrong

    Who murdered the carrots and parsnips


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    #6790
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They believe that veggies are wrong

    There insanity is the reason why


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    #6791
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They believe that veggies are wrong

    There beliefs are embedded in compost


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    #6792
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Who murdered the carrots and parsnips

    Someone made a parsnip sandwich instead


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    #6793
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Someone made a parsnip sandwich instead

    The callous murder ate the evidence


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    #6794
    Kylta
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    RMAOK wrote: »
    Someone made a parsnip sandwich instead

    Obviously someone with no taste whatsoever


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    #6795
    Kylta
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    RMAOK wrote: »
    Someone made a parsnip sandwich instead

    Then ate it with complete contempt


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    #6796
    auspicious
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    She bit hard on every chomp.


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    #6797
    auspicious
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    Disgusting as it was she persevered.


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    #6798
    auspicious
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    Her eyes watered with the effort.


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    #6799
    auspicious
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    Until she died parsnips never again!


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    #6800
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    A pint forced first morsel down.


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    #6801
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    She bit hard on every chomp.

    I said suck woman suck goddamitt


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    #6802
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    She bit hard on every chomp.

    My chocolate disappeared before my eyes


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    #6803
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    She bit hard on every chomp.

    I should've defrosted the bloody steak


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    #6804
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Disgusting as it was she persevered.

    That's the last time with her


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    #6805
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Disgusting as it was she persevered.

    The corpse flatulence was actually hysterical


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    #6806
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Disgusting as it was she persevered.

    She was a very determined woman


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    #6807
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Her eyes watered with the effort.

    She almost choked on the thing


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    #6808
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Her eyes watered with the effort.

    Twas all coming to a climax


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    #6809
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Her eyes watered with the effort.

    the excitement was about to explode


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    #6810
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Until she died parsnips never again!

    Whe call it parsnip she wondered


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    #6811
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Until she died parsnips never again!

    Its the bobbly bit on top


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