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    #6722
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Perjury was the topic, as always


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    #6723
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Kylta wrote: »

    The power of Christ compels thee

    To do evil at all times


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    #6724
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Kylta wrote: »

    The power of Christ compels thee

    To participate in all known orgies


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    #6725
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    Red pill? Blue pill? Daily prescription.

    Smarties for allalthe the unwell patients


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    #6726
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    Red pill? Blue pill? Daily prescription.

    My blue pill improves my erection


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    #6727
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Heighway61 wrote: »
    Red pill? Blue pill? Daily prescription.

    Oh to be healthy once again


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    #6728
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Perjury was the topic, as always

    To lie and yet lie again


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    #6729
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Perjury was the topic, as always

    A good liar rarely gets caught


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    #6730
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Perjury was the topic, as always

    Pinocchio was an absolutely ridiculous liar


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    #6731
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Pinocchio was an absolutely ridiculous liar

    Pinocchio's nose was stuck somewhere dirty


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    #6732
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Pinocchio's nose was stuck somewhere dirty

    The first wooden dildo loved lies


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    #6733
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Pinocchio's nose was stuck somewhere dirty

    Gippetto wife love telling Pinocchio lies


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    #6734
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Pinocchio's nose was stuck somewhere dirty[/QUOTE

    the proper meaning of having wood


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    #6735
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Saved by the rain yet again


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    #6736
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Saved by the rain yet again

    The filthy man was clean again


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    #6737
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    The heat is ruining my sleep


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    #6738
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The filthy man was clean again

    Scoured, scrubbed, bleached and still manky


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    #6739
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The filthy man was clean again

    Eamonn was playing with his green


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    #6740
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The filthy man was clean again

    But his inner self was spotless


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    #6741
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    The heat is ruining my sleep

    So you're still craving Scandinavian weather


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    #6742
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    The heat is ruining my sleep

    Better the heat than government policies


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    #6743
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    The heat is ruining my sleep

    Take an ice bath before bed


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    #6744
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Take an ice bath before bed

    Take some prunes before bed also


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    #6745
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Take some prunes before bed also

    You could run a temperature there


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    #6746
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Take some prunes before bed also

    Only if your movements are slow


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    #6747
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Take some prunes before bed also

    That should shift the basic problem


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    #6748
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    That should shift the basic problem

    Only if the problem is hard


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    #6749
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only if the problem is hard

    We'd have to find the answer


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    #6750
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only if the problem is hard

    He shouldn't have took blue pills


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    #6751
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Only if the problem is hard

    You'd imagine the wife be happy


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