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    #6662
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Eating in eaterys is not bared.

    It all depends on what's cooking


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    #6663
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Eating in eaterys is not bared.

    You can't bring your own food


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    #6664
    ampleforth
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Kylta wrote: »
    Dogs, cats stew call for napkins

    Napkins can not avoid the crime.


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    #6665
    ampleforth
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭ampleforth


    Kylta wrote: »
    You can't bring your own food

    You cannot bring your own cat.


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    #6666
    joebloggs32
    Registered Users Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭joebloggs32


    Anyone want to buy toilet roll?


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    #6667
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    joebloggs32 wrote: »
    Anyone want to buy toilet roll?

    There's a spill in aisle 1


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    #6668
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    GenZ activist votes against gravity. Wins.

    When he fell to the ground


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    #6669
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Napkins can not avoid the crime.

    They'd be stained with the crime


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    #6670
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Napkins can not avoid the crime.

    Napkins are truly gods own psychopaths


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    #6671
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    Napkins can not avoid the crime.

    Only if used in proper fashion


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    #6672
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    You cannot bring your own cat.

    All food is welcome at barbecue


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    #6673
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    You cannot bring your own cat.

    All women should have a pussy


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    #6674
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    ampleforth wrote: »
    You cannot bring your own cat.

    It's good to share with friends


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    #6675
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    joebloggs32 wrote: »
    Anyone want to buy toilet roll?

    You may need it... second lockdown


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    #6676
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    joebloggs32 wrote: »
    Anyone want to buy toilet roll?

    Hand sanitizer is the way forward


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    #6677
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    joebloggs32 wrote: »
    Anyone want to buy toilet roll?

    Diarrhea... only if its six ply


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    #6678
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    There's a spill in aisle 1


    Dead rats causing costumers to slip


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    #6679
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    There's a spill in aisle 1

    Hairy armpit deodorants leaked onto floor


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    #6680
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    There's a spill in aisle 1

    The toilet is behind aisle one


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    #6681
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Hairy armpit deodorants leaked onto floor

    Mopped up by a Brillo pad


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    #6682
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Mopped up by a Brillo pad

    From under those big hairy armpits


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    #6683
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Mopped up by a Brillo pad

    And rinsed out with hair conditioner


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    #6684
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Mopped up by a Brillo pad

    Or licked up by the cat


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    #6685
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,210 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    And rinsed out with hair conditioner

    Body hair was the real enemy


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    #6686
    king_of_mayo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭king_of_mayo


    A coke please. Pepsi ok? No.


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    #6687
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Body hair was the real enemy

    Its essential when running naked outdoors


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    #6688
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Body hair was the real enemy

    Or is skin the real enemy


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    #6689
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Body hair was the real enemy

    Its definitely the enemy within itself


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    #6690
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    king_of_mayo wrote: »
    A coke please. Pepsi ok? No.

    I could never enjoy snorting pepsi


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    #6691
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    king_of_mayo wrote: »
    A coke please. Pepsi ok? No.

    Should've chosen a Bacardi and blackcurrant


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